Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners will be announced Thursday PM
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Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Carol Channing finally found a outfit that stops men from groping her years after she no longer needed it.
* The official Channing-Meatloaf wedding portrait.
* Reporting from the Ron Paul campaign stop in San Fransisco, I’m David Shuster.
* A surefire way to riches… the Crisco concession.
* (Nod to the Beatles:) You should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag
* This picture of Mike Huckabee and friend MIGHT cause more conservatives to get on board with McCain. Now, the real question… which of them is Huck?
* Hillary and her campaign manager, early in the morning.
* The X is really a Y…
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AND THE #1 REASON FOR NOT BEING A DEMOCRAT IS……………
Obama trys a new stradegy, his new campaign directors are sure to win Arizona and California.
I think I’d rather be a fungi.
“She’s my Valentine. A little prickly, perhaps but my ex was a liar liar pants on fire politician.”
Howard Dean has succeeded in bringing the Obama and Clinton camps together, but the results sure aren’t pretty.
Bio-fuels – Wouldn’t you rather give your money to the Saudis?
Oh sure, her bra said no, but here eyes said yes, yes, yes.
The mayors of Berkley and Toledo made a joint appearance to emphasize how far Marine Corps is out of the American mainstream.
With the end of the writer’s strike, mid season replacements such as “Cactus Kate and the transvestite” should be bringing the audiences back to network television.
This is just wrong … on so many levels this is just wrong.
Barbara Walters announces two new cast members for “The View”
Carol thinks the weather is nipply and Rosie O’Donnell is excited.
1) The voters who got Herbie Hancock his Grammy at the awards show Sunday night.
2) You know I’ve heard you could get blinded by them before and I thought it was metaphorically speaking, but if you got poked in the eye by those you’d be blinded.
3) Welcome to Fat Wednesday thru Fat Monday.
4) Brittany Spears in 20 years, one or the other or both.
Limbaugh’s worst fears come true as John McCain and his VP campaign for the gay vote in California.
Two stupid liberals.
Our marketing scheme targets those women that work in or around a capital….whether it be Sacramento or Washington DC…..
Rudy? Is that you, Rudy Giuliani? Who’s that with you? Larry? Larry who? Craig? Oh, THAT Larry. You guys oughta cut that out. People will think you’re kinda funny. You know-THAT kind of funny.
Nipply & Prickly meets Dyke-on-a-Bike
New York’s superdelegates arrive at the Democratic Convention…
Well, now you know why I’m wearing leather…
No, sweetie, I don’t think that would slow Bill down for one minute.
A prickly pair.
“Mr. Waters, please place the camera on the ground and step away before someone gets hurt.”
Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio?
“Stick with me honey; they gota take us–just don’t ask don’t tell.”
Incognito: George Bush and Dick Cheney inconspicuously visit Baghdad.
This just in …. from the Late Breaking Liberal News Wire: The mommie state has finally become a reality.
Captions? Wee doan need no stinkin captions.
Somewhere over the rainbow …. way up high
There’s a land that I heard of … once in a lullaby
Somewhere over the rainbow … skies are blue
And the dreams that you dare to dream … really do come true
Nader and Kucinich join forces to draft new legislation, outlawing cigarettes in a war zone.
“Stuck In The Middle With You.”
(Or Kiss My Stick…..PLEASE!!!!)
He/she on right: “He/she’s a prick”
Britney Spears and Amy Winehouse announce the start of their 2008 Cracked World Tour.
Hillary’s “Happy Days” may be here again:
With all the brouhaha from Oprah’s endorsement for Obamah, Clinton is now elated to receive endorsements from both Pinky and Leather Tuscadero. Will they make a difference?
Fortunately, the saguaro was cropped from the picture.
No Country for
OldAny MenThere Will Be Blood
(Hey, it is Oscar season)
What a drag it is getting old.
I know what I’m giving up for Lent.
Boy Scout uniforms look fabulous this year!
Founders of “MAM” (mothers against motherhood).