Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. MikeM says:

    Carol Channing finally found a outfit that stops men from groping her years after she no longer needed it.

  2. Bithead says:

    * The official Channing-Meatloaf wedding portrait.

    * Reporting from the Ron Paul campaign stop in San Fransisco, I’m David Shuster.

    * A surefire way to riches… the Crisco concession.

    * (Nod to the Beatles:) You should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag

    * This picture of Mike Huckabee and friend MIGHT cause more conservatives to get on board with McCain. Now, the real question… which of them is Huck?

    * Hillary and her campaign manager, early in the morning.

    * The X is really a Y…


  3. ralph says:


  4. elliot says:

    Obama trys a new stradegy, his new campaign directors are sure to win Arizona and California.

  5. rodney dill says:

    I think I’d rather be a fungi.

  6. Rachel Edith says:

    “She’s my Valentine. A little prickly, perhaps but my ex was a liar liar pants on fire politician.”

  7. yetanotherjohn says:

    Howard Dean has succeeded in bringing the Obama and Clinton camps together, but the results sure aren’t pretty.

    Bio-fuels – Wouldn’t you rather give your money to the Saudis?

    Oh sure, her bra said no, but here eyes said yes, yes, yes.

    The mayors of Berkley and Toledo made a joint appearance to emphasize how far Marine Corps is out of the American mainstream.

    With the end of the writer’s strike, mid season replacements such as “Cactus Kate and the transvestite” should be bringing the audiences back to network television.

    This is just wrong … on so many levels this is just wrong.

  8. John425 says:

    Barbara Walters announces two new cast members for “The View”

  9. John425 says:

    Carol thinks the weather is nipply and Rosie O’Donnell is excited.

  10. Scott_T says:

    1) The voters who got Herbie Hancock his Grammy at the awards show Sunday night.

    2) You know I’ve heard you could get blinded by them before and I thought it was metaphorically speaking, but if you got poked in the eye by those you’d be blinded.

    3) Welcome to Fat Wednesday thru Fat Monday.

    4) Brittany Spears in 20 years, one or the other or both.

  11. Fredw says:

    Limbaugh’s worst fears come true as John McCain and his VP campaign for the gay vote in California.

  12. G.A.Phillips says:

    Two stupid liberals.

  13. peterh says:

    Our marketing scheme targets those women that work in or around a capital….whether it be Sacramento or Washington DC…..

  14. John425 says:

    Rudy? Is that you, Rudy Giuliani? Who’s that with you? Larry? Larry who? Craig? Oh, THAT Larry. You guys oughta cut that out. People will think you’re kinda funny. You know-THAT kind of funny.

  15. John425 says:

    Nipply & Prickly meets Dyke-on-a-Bike

  16. elliott says:

    New York’s superdelegates arrive at the Democratic Convention…

  17. elliot says:

    Well, now you know why I’m wearing leather…

  18. Gollum says:

    No, sweetie, I don’t think that would slow Bill down for one minute.

  19. A prickly pair.

    “Mr. Waters, please place the camera on the ground and step away before someone gets hurt.”

  20. Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio?

  21. Chip says:

    “Stick with me honey; they gota take us–just don’t ask don’t tell.”

  22. Chip says:

    Incognito: George Bush and Dick Cheney inconspicuously visit Baghdad.

  23. Elmo says:

    This just in …. from the Late Breaking Liberal News Wire: The mommie state has finally become a reality.

  24. Elmo says:

    Captions? Wee doan need no stinkin captions.

  25. Elmo says:

    Somewhere over the rainbow …. way up high
    There’s a land that I heard of … once in a lullaby

    Somewhere over the rainbow … skies are blue
    And the dreams that you dare to dream … really do come true

  26. Elmo says:

    Nader and Kucinich join forces to draft new legislation, outlawing cigarettes in a war zone.

  27. “Stuck In The Middle With You.”
    (Or Kiss My Stick…..PLEASE!!!!)

  28. elliot says:

    He/she on right: “He/she’s a prick”

  29. Elmo says:

    Britney Spears and Amy Winehouse announce the start of their 2008 Cracked World Tour.

  30. Chip says:

    Hillary’s “Happy Days” may be here again:
    With all the brouhaha from Oprah’s endorsement for Obamah, Clinton is now elated to receive endorsements from both Pinky and Leather Tuscadero. Will they make a difference?

  31. Fortunately, the saguaro was cropped from the picture.

    No Country for Old Any Men

  32. There Will Be Blood

    (Hey, it is Oscar season)

  33. What a drag it is getting old.

  34. I know what I’m giving up for Lent.

  35. Chip says:

    Boy Scout uniforms look fabulous this year!

  36. Chip says:

    Founders of “MAM” (mothers against motherhood).