Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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  1. Maggie Mama says:

    Uhm, this was the only transparency we got from this Congress.

    Oh yeah, well I still say, “You’re not real men.”

    Pelosi claims that now America will be healthier, but slimming down waist lines has some pitfalls.

    Boxer. Brief. Pantaloons. Boxer. Boxer. Brief. Hey, who let the pirate into the group?

  2. Maggie Mama says:

    Apparently not everyone on Senator Boxer’s staff got the memo.

  3. Herb says:

    A wee bit obvious, but here goes…

    “Pants on the ground, pants on the ground! Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground.”

  4. Mr. Prosser says:

    Representatives greet their new interns before the beginning of the new session.

  5. Michael Hamm says:

    Bend over now. The Dems are going to give you your shot of Obamacare.

  6. yetanotherjohn says:

    The vote was evenly split between briefs and boxers with bloomers casting the deciding ballot.

    Healthcare passes, Voters prepare to take it in the shorts.

    Italian politicians are like Italian cars. A lot of fun and just a touch crazy, but I’m not sure I would want one for every day use.

    With the passage of healthcare, many voters started to notice the lack in the democrats clothes.

    The Italian quintet sang ‘I feel a thong in my heart’.

    This is your legislature. This is your legislatures on drugs. Any questions?

  7. FormerHostage says:

    “When do we cough?”
    “Oh, we’re not waiting for the doctor. We’re waiting for the IRS agent.”

  8. FormerHostage says:

    It’s OK. The President signed an Executive Order that states we won’t be sodomized in prison.

  9. IrishTexan says:

    In a “brief” moment of bipartisan frivolity, California’s Senator changed her name to Barbara Bloomers.

  10. Elmo says:

    Hey you stoopid mudderhubbard boosh mcchimpy reich wingers … we got your health car bill right here. Assume the position/say aah.

  11. Elmo says:

    Rahm and Massa … the musical.

  12. elliot says:

    Councilors!!, Councilors!!….That is not what we meant when we asked you to show us your briefs.

  13. rodney dill says:

    They are just… a bunch… of pansies.

  14. elliot says:

    Man with blue tie: No way, I’m not doing that, I went commando today!!!

  15. Phil Smith says:

    It’s fun to stay at the Y M C A, it’s fun to stay at the – what? But isn’t that the whole point of the song?”

  16. Elmo says:

    The Dem’s begin (master) debating “immigration reform” in the House.

    We are the knights who say wee.

    The Dem’s take their victory lap (who ya callin a weenie wagger?).

    This is a big eff’n deal [if you say so Joe (pull your pants up already)].

  17. Elmo says:

    Strangely … Barry was nowhere to be seen in the West Wing. After the best circumcision contest was underway.

  18. Mario was thankful that he was in the back after deciding to go commando this morning.

  19. Rome wasn’t built in a day, but it was destroyed in a matter of minutes.

  20. Molon labe.

  21. Hodink says:

    It has gone viral! “Pants on the ground. Lookin’ like a fool with your pants on the ground!”

  22. Rachel Edith says:

    Pelosi’s Petered Out