Tuesday, May 27, 2003
Two pictures for the price of one tonight:
Write a caption for either or both of the above photos in the comments section below.
Resistance is futile.
(OK so it was obvious… But I got here first.)
Top: “Stop! In the name of love…”
Ever the competitor, Bill was not content to let Michael steal the spotlight with his purchase of the Beatles music catalog. No, he would one-up Jacko by not only buying the rights to the Supremes, but he would also re-assemble the trio (using, instead, an Ã¢Â€ÂœupgradeÃ¢Â€Â of middle-aged white men on stools), and put on a show that Steve Jobs would envy, including his own very soulful arrangement of Ã¢Â€ÂœStopÃ¢Â€Â¦In the Name of Love.Ã¢Â€Â Then, who would be the uber-geek? Who, indeed?
(oops…sorry…I typed this and came to post it before seeing Hermetic’s entry. Really!)
That was actully my first thougt Hermetic, but some how Bill Gates and “love” just sickened me. 😉
No, I do NOT want to do the Horah again!
Top one: “I never could do that Vulcan salute thing.”
Bottom: It’s Geek Night at the WWF!
Bottom pic: At a press conference to announce a new embrace and extend philosophy Bill Gates is stunned to learn from a reporter that the two leaders of the “Linux Users Who Love Microsoft Coalition” seated with him are, in fact, the entire membership of the organization.
Bill Gates demonstrates planned new ‘Virtual Control Rendering’ (VCR) interface for Microsoft Flight Simulator .NET 2006, slated for release in late 2005.
Microsoft has announced release of a patch for its new Bill Gates 2003 operating system, after a series of freezes occured during a speech he was giving Wednesday. Company officials downplayed the incident, stressing that at no time was the company founder in danger of a BSOD*.
*blue screen of death
To show how much he likes Apple, Bill does the MACarena.
“But is is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.”
“Excuse me, but I need to go drop some attachments in the iLoo.”
A little bit softer now . . . A little bit softer now, hey ay ay ay
Top Pic: “Hold it…. Whomever here is a multi-billionaire, raise both their arms.”
Bottom Pic: “Thought so, losers. Now shut up and everyone focus on me, the really rich guy.”
Bottom pic: Wait, wait. I’m the richest geek here, and I have my bank statement to prove it.
“All right, all right. So I was never very good at Rock, Paper, Scissors and I’m still lousy at it.”
Bill “Heavy G” tells Ballmer, “Sit down and shut up, or I’ll bust a cap in yo’ ass fo’ shizzle.”
“Bill gets down with his own bad self.”
Top: “So when you said I have my thumb up my butt, exactly how do you hold your hand to do that?”
“So it’s me and McNealy at 30,000 feet, I’m vertical, entering a Hammerhead Stall, weapons clear…”
You put your left arm in, you put your left arm out.
You put your left arm in, and you shake it all about.
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