Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, April 25, 2011
Winners will be announced Thursday
Never bring a gun to a RPG fight.
“Dude, I told you to watch where you pointed that!”
“You said I could have a gun, too.”
Little known fact #1315: One in three terrorists carry an iPhone that maintains a database of their exact geographic location.
The attrocities commited by Qaddafi in Libya continue to escalate. There are even reports that the regime has begun forcing trapped civilians to endure visits from John McCain.
“Eh, Avatar 3D was better.”
Abdel’s faith in the UN, gun control and pacifism was being severely tested.
In Libya the Glory Hole blows you up.
“Okay, Omar. It’s your turn to take point…Omar? Omar?”
Backstage security at a ‘Loverboy’ concert.
Qaddafi’s version of the fun-loving single-player puzzle-platform video game: ‘Portal’?
“You think this is an impressive hole? Hah! You want awesome? I don’t care. Obama is awesome!”
Sorry, couldn’t resist.
Hey! Where did Omar go? He was right here a second ago!
Yes, Omar, I know the gun doesn’t work. But we found a great hole made by a NATO jet. So Abdul will take our picture and we’ll post it on Facebook and then chicks will see it and think we’re real cool revolutionaries. Then maybe we won’t have to blow ourselves up to meet virgins.
“Some Came Gunning”–new movie from Warner Bros.
This Old Mosque?
With Omar Vila?
Nothing comes to mind.
Put your hands together for the three two Jonas brothers!
You put your left foot in…
Survivor: Tripoli – You don’t exactly get voted off anymore
Whatever you do, do not ring the doobell next time.
Or the doorbell.
Duck, duck, pate.
Al-Mongo just pawn in game of life.
Gaddafi’s snipers hate doorbells! Everyone stay away from the doorbells!
The door would not open , so my brother kill the door.
Door man for Club Qaddafi says” I don’t see you on the list”.
Dude…..I think you need a bigger gun…..
The 1980’s ‘Members Only’ jacket line for men takes a big gamble on its new politically correct comeback print media ad supporting Libyan rebels.
Leaving ‘Tommy Hilfiger’ in the dust, the 1980’s ‘Members Only’ jacket line print media ads pays off; winning favor among 1 out of 2 surviving Libyan rebels, over the traditional full metal jacket.
— “Hey, I think that tank over there just spotted us.”
— “Really? How do you know it’s a tank?”
“Okay, remember now. I’m Butch and you’re, Sundance.”
— “Ready, Sundance?”
— “Ready, Butch.”
Cool, Omar, I always wondered how you got that great stipling effect on your blue jeans.
Palestinian rap stars bring lyrics about blowing away the Jewish hoes to reality
Palestinian glory hole. Redefining a “Blow Job” for the infidels.
You are posing for our picture here, Mustapha, with you popgun? That tank has its 120mm gun trrained on this building. We should boogy!
Don’t look – Yasin’s just trying to prove that he’s a “big shot”.
Mizar brought his rifle, Abdel brought his gun.
Whatever you do, do not step across that line.
“Don’t worry Abdul, Obama’s Birth Certificate is safe here. Muhammad said they would have to pry it from his dead fingers to get it… right Muhammad?…. Muhammad?”
Rules for Safe Gun Use:
1. Don’t shoot concrete walls. Shrapnel is not your friend.
2. Don’t stand six inches from the end of a rifle barrel. Flash burns are not your friends either.
3. Don’t let the ammo belt on a full automatic rifle rest on your genitals. Those ARE your friends.
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