OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

(AFP/Christophe Simon)

Winners will be announced Thursday

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Kevin Whalen says:

    Never bring a gun to a RPG fight.

  2. Jay Tea says:

    “Dude, I told you to watch where you pointed that!”


  3. Don Millard says:

    “You said I could have a gun, too.”

  4. rodney dill says:

    Little known fact #1315: One in three terrorists carry an iPhone that maintains a database of their exact geographic location.

  5. The attrocities commited by Qaddafi in Libya continue to escalate. There are even reports that the regime has begun forcing trapped civilians to endure visits from John McCain.

  6. Contracts says:

    “Eh, Avatar 3D was better.”

  7. Abdel’s faith in the UN, gun control and pacifism was being severely tested.

  8. MstrB says:

    In Libya the Glory Hole blows you up.

  9. “Okay, Omar. It’s your turn to take point…Omar? Omar?”

  10. Backstage security at a ‘Loverboy’ concert.

  11. Qaddafi’s version of the fun-loving single-player puzzle-platform video game: ‘Portal’?

  12. “You think this is an impressive hole? Hah! You want awesome? I don’t care. Obama is awesome!”

    Sorry, couldn’t resist.

  13. Hey! Where did Omar go? He was right here a second ago!

  14. Yes, Omar, I know the gun doesn’t work. But we found a great hole made by a NATO jet. So Abdul will take our picture and we’ll post it on Facebook and then chicks will see it and think we’re real cool revolutionaries. Then maybe we won’t have to blow ourselves up to meet virgins.

  15. John425 says:

    “Some Came Gunning”–new movie from Warner Bros.

  16. G.A.Phillips says:

    This Old Mosque?

  17. G.A.Phillips says:

    With Omar Vila?

  18. tom p says:

    Nothing comes to mind.

  19. Lgbpop says:

    “Missed me!”

  20. Put your hands together for the three two Jonas brothers!

  21. You put your left foot in…

  22. rodney dill says:

    Survivor: Tripoli – You don’t exactly get voted off anymore

  23. Whatever you do, do not ring the doobell next time.

  24. Or the doorbell.

  25. Duck, duck, pate.

  26. Al-Mongo just pawn in game of life.

  27. Gaddafi’s snipers hate doorbells! Everyone stay away from the doorbells!

  28. G.A.Phillips says:


  29. G.A.Phillips says:

    The door would not open , so my brother kill the door.

  30. G.A.Phillips says:

    Door man for Club Qaddafi says” I don’t see you on the list”.

  31. Peterh says:

    Dude…..I think you need a bigger gun…..

  32. The 1980’s ‘Members Only’ jacket line for men takes a big gamble on its new politically correct comeback print media ad supporting Libyan rebels.

  33. Leaving ‘Tommy Hilfiger’ in the dust, the 1980’s ‘Members Only’ jacket line print media ads pays off; winning favor among 1 out of 2 surviving Libyan rebels, over the traditional full metal jacket.

  34. — “Hey, I think that tank over there just spotted us.”

    — “Really? How do you know it’s a tank?”

  35. “Okay, remember now. I’m Butch and you’re, Sundance.”

  36. — “Ready, Sundance?”

    — “Ready, Butch.”

  37. Maggie Mama says:

    Cool, Omar, I always wondered how you got that great stipling effect on your blue jeans.

  38. Michael Hamm says:

    Palestinian rap stars bring lyrics about blowing away the Jewish hoes to reality

  39. Michael Hamm says:

    Palestinian glory hole. Redefining a “Blow Job” for the infidels.

  40. You are posing for our picture here, Mustapha, with you popgun? That tank has its 120mm gun trrained on this building. We should boogy!

  41. Maggie Mama says:

    Don’t look – Yasin’s just trying to prove that he’s a “big shot”.

  42. Mizar brought his rifle, Abdel brought his gun.

  43. Whatever you do, do not step across that line.

  44. rodney dill says:

    “Don’t worry Abdul, Obama’s Birth Certificate is safe here. Muhammad said they would have to pry it from his dead fingers to get it… right Muhammad?…. Muhammad?”

  45. Greg says:

    Rules for Safe Gun Use:

    1. Don’t shoot concrete walls. Shrapnel is not your friend.

    2. Don’t stand six inches from the end of a rifle barrel. Flash burns are not your friends either.

    3. Don’t let the ammo belt on a full automatic rifle rest on your genitals. Those ARE your friends.