OTB Caption Contest

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Shri Gopal, a Gandhian or follower of Gandhi's philosophy, sits dressed as India's independence leader Mahatma Gandhi, as he is joined by school children also dressed as Gandhi in an attempt to create a Guinness record, during celebrations to mark Gandhi's birth anniversary in Bangalore, India, Friday, Oct. 2, 2015. 4605 children participated in the event to break the record of largest gathering of people dressed as Gandhi, according to organizers. (AP Photo/Aijaz Rahi)

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Winners for this contest will be announced later – I’ll be taking a week off from the contest, next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Paul Hooson says:

    “I know Special Head. Special Head’s a friend of mine. Sir, you’re no Special Head!”.

  2. Paul Hooson says:

    The classic Indian Fakir levitation trick poorly done….

  3. Paul Hooson says:

    “Wow, the standards to get on AMERICA’S GOT TALENT have really gone down!”.

  4. Paul Hooson says:

    “That new CW show meant to ripoff AMERICA’S GOT TALENT was pretty bad. The Indian guy couldn’t levitate. The White guy with trick basketball shots was no good. The Black guy couldn’t sing. And, Paul Hooson, the Jew comic wasn’t funny…”.

  5. Paul Hooson says:

    A lazy man’s version of the old Indian Fakir levitation trick….

  6. Paul Hooson says:

    “See what happens when you drop out of Indian Fakir levitation school? See kids, stay in school!”.

  7. Paul Hooson says:

    No one but Paul Hooson is impressed. As a Jew, he’s trying to figure where’s the profit in this?

  8. Paul Hooson says:

    That new Indian version of American football isn’t so good…

  9. Paul Hooson says:


  10. Paul Hooson says:

    I hate to say this, but Clint Eastwood’s version of the chair routine was better…

  11. Paul Hooson says:

    Paul Hooson’s comedy routine of JFK as an annoying backseat driver in Dallas. “Hey, driver are we going near the Dallas Schoolbook Depository? Hey driver, you know what tourists say? When you’re in Dallas be sure and visit the Dallas Schoolbook Depository! Hey driver, do you think they sell a “cheesebooiger” with all the trimmings at the Dallas Schoolbook Depository? – Oh crap, I think a bird just shit on the back of my head…. I need that like I need a hole in the head…”.

  12. Paul Hooson says:

    “Stop me if you heard this one, but this customer from the city morgue goes out for a walk…”.

  13. RockThisTown says:

    Blue Chair Man’s performance of ‘No More Heroes’ is met with mild crowd reaction.

  14. RockThisTown says:

    Bernie Sanders takes the latest poll numbers sitting down.

  15. RockThisTown says:

    Producers are rethinking letting Burt Reynolds star in another remake of The Longest Yard . . . .

  16. Mu says:

    Washington insiders remarked that the 17th inauguration of President Obama showed his new eccentric flair previously only rumored.

  17. jd says:

    The new Pampers advertising campaign was not going well… no, not well at all.

  18. Tony W says:

    AP File Photo: Early in his presidency, making a classic rookie mistake, Mr. Obama tried to persuade the Republican party to vote for their own health care plan by making himself white.

  19. David in KC says:

    You kids, get off my lawn!

  20. Franklin says:

    Skinny Legs Peyton Manning looks even worse with his clothes off.

  21. DrDaveT says:

    “Blue Chair with Wrapped Populace”, by Christo and Jeanne-Claude

  22. rodney dill says:

    Neil Patrick Harris’ popularity outlasted all reasonable expectations.

  23. Paul Hooson says:

    “I hate to say it, but Lady Gaga’s choice of costumes has gone too far!”.

  24. Paul Hooson says:

    Sadly, Ben Kingsley in GHANDI II: THE REVENGE, turned out to be a mistake….

  25. Hal_10000 says:

    AMV unveils its plans for a spinoff series: The Sitting Dead

  26. al-Ameda says:

    Memorial Statue for Get Off My Front Lawn

  27. Jc says:

    Meanwhile, at the Silver Surfer’s retirement party…

  28. Jc says:

    India’s version of the European street performer, just wait, he will move in a minute

  29. al-Ameda says:

    “Today we honor the service of Senator John McCain”

  30. Just 'nutha ig'rant cracker says:

    Wow! Scrolling through these was just like the night I heard that euigook guy doing standup in Seoul.

  31. John430 says:

    Drum Major for the Indian Cowboys Marching Band takes a rest break after 5,000 mile march to the stadium.

  32. John430 says:

    Paul Hooson, defrocked Vatican priest, poses with his children.

  33. CrustyDem says:


    Damn, beat me to it. I was going with “I thought I’d seen every example of weird cosplay, but Ancient Silver Surfer and his army of Gandhis is a new one even to me.”

  34. Franklin says:

    Gandhi may have seemed like a peaceful soul, but he was definitely packing.

  35. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Gollum, upset at the way Peter Jackson chose to end the “Lord of the Rings” trilogy, prepares his army to invade New Zealand.

  36. Paul Hooson says:

    A scene from that great musical, HELLO DELHI!

  37. Paul Hooson says:

    “Who can make the sunshine! The Ghandi Man, The Ghandi Man, The Ghandi Man can…”.

  38. Paul Hooson says:

    “Some Dehli this is! You can’t even find a decent corned beef sandwich!”.

  39. Paul Hooson says:

    “Look it’s Jared Fogle back in business, operating under a new name, NEW DELHI!”.

  40. Paul Hooson says:

    “Some things just make you Sikh!”.

  41. Paul Hooson says:

    Oh, Calcutta….

  42. Paul Hooson says:

    “He looks circumsized….It must be a Jewish show…”.

  43. rodney dill says:

    @Paul Hooson: Mongo like Ghandi

  44. Paul Hooson says:

    Ghandi Ness and THE UNTOUCHABLES…

  45. Franklin says:

    India’s version of the Alien Autopsy hoax, from “Block 51,” is even more disturbing than the original.

  46. Paul Hooson says:

    An Indian husband asks his wife why she likes to go down on him so much. She replies, “You taste like Ghandi..”.

  47. Paul Hooson says:

    The Indian Rodney Dangerfield. “I get no rice back. I get no rice back. In fact, I usually get no rice at all…”.

  48. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey Nehru, who was that woman I saw you with last night?” “Which one Ghandi? I buried 1000 of them that starved to death last night…”.

  49. Paul Hooson says:

    Did you hear about the earthquake in India? It did almost $50 damage…

  50. Jeron says:

    Nobody dared to tell that the king was naked!

  51. Franklin says:

    This is Gandhi when he was old and gray.

  52. Paul Hooson says:

    Yet another reason to be concerned about Community Colleges, although I’m not exactly sure what that means…

  53. Paul Hooson says:

    Who doesn’t miss David Letterman?

  54. Paul Hooson says:

    Prostate issues are a bitch…

  55. Paul Hooson says:

    “I bet many senior Indian Fakirs develop incontency issues?”.


  56. Paul Hooson says:

    Sadly at his advanced age this elderly snake charmer cannot make a particular snake rise…

  57. John430 says:

    Bernie Sanders waits for a chance to debate Hillary.

  58. John430 says:

    Joe Biden waits for the call to run for President.

  59. Paul Hooson says:

    Strangely, the same guy has an older brother who once spent so much time in the bathroom that when he came out the planet was run by the Eloi and their Morlock masters….

  60. John430 says:

    @Paul Hooson: Paul? You some kind of pecker-checker? Does my being circumsized show?

  61. Immortan Joe and the War Boys prepare for Fury Road by taking a moment to meditate and do some inner-reflexing.

  62. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey Buddy, what are doing selling THE NEW YORK TIMES in the middle of this school field in Calcutta?”

    “So sue me, I got a bad corner…”.

  63. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey look everyone! Rodney, sent us this postcard from his vacation!”.

  64. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hiram, this doesn’t look like Albuquerque to me….I told you to buy that GPS, but no you wanted to save money…”.

    “I’m sorry, Mildred dear…”.

  65. Paul Hooson says:

    “For an old guy, that Bernie Sanders did pretty good in the debate….but, he got so worked up he’s still there…”.

  66. Paul Hooson says:

    The Calcutta International Airport….Maybe some day they’ll be able to afford to buy a plane…

  67. Paul Hooson says:

    “Gez, that Nicolas Cage takes any role these days…”.

  68. Paul Hooson says:

    “That centerfold in the new PLAYBOY looks like a PBS travelogue poster…”.

  69. rodney dill says:

    Waiting for Godot is sort of like waiting for Rodney to return and judge a caption contest.