Monday, October 5, 2015
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced later – I’ll be taking a week off from the contest, next weekend.
“I know Special Head. Special Head’s a friend of mine. Sir, you’re no Special Head!”.
The classic Indian Fakir levitation trick poorly done….
“Wow, the standards to get on AMERICA’S GOT TALENT have really gone down!”.
“That new CW show meant to ripoff AMERICA’S GOT TALENT was pretty bad. The Indian guy couldn’t levitate. The White guy with trick basketball shots was no good. The Black guy couldn’t sing. And, Paul Hooson, the Jew comic wasn’t funny…”.
A lazy man’s version of the old Indian Fakir levitation trick….
“See what happens when you drop out of Indian Fakir levitation school? See kids, stay in school!”.
No one but Paul Hooson is impressed. As a Jew, he’s trying to figure where’s the profit in this?
That new Indian version of American football isn’t so good…
SONNY & CHAIR
I hate to say this, but Clint Eastwood’s version of the chair routine was better…
Paul Hooson’s comedy routine of JFK as an annoying backseat driver in Dallas. “Hey, driver are we going near the Dallas Schoolbook Depository? Hey driver, you know what tourists say? When you’re in Dallas be sure and visit the Dallas Schoolbook Depository! Hey driver, do you think they sell a “cheesebooiger” with all the trimmings at the Dallas Schoolbook Depository? – Oh crap, I think a bird just shit on the back of my head…. I need that like I need a hole in the head…”.
“Stop me if you heard this one, but this customer from the city morgue goes out for a walk…”.
Blue Chair Man’s performance of ‘No More Heroes’ is met with mild crowd reaction.
Bernie Sanders takes the latest poll numbers sitting down.
Producers are rethinking letting Burt Reynolds star in another remake of The Longest Yard . . . .
Washington insiders remarked that the 17th inauguration of President Obama showed his new eccentric flair previously only rumored.
The new Pampers advertising campaign was not going well… no, not well at all.
AP File Photo: Early in his presidency, making a classic rookie mistake, Mr. Obama tried to persuade the Republican party to vote for their own health care plan by making himself white.
You kids, get off my lawn!
Skinny Legs Peyton Manning looks even worse with his clothes off.
“Blue Chair with Wrapped Populace”, by Christo and Jeanne-Claude
Neil Patrick Harris’ popularity outlasted all reasonable expectations.
“I hate to say it, but Lady Gaga’s choice of costumes has gone too far!”.
Sadly, Ben Kingsley in GHANDI II: THE REVENGE, turned out to be a mistake….
AMV unveils its plans for a spinoff series: The Sitting Dead
Memorial Statue for Get Off My Front Lawn
Meanwhile, at the Silver Surfer’s retirement party…
India’s version of the European street performer, just wait, he will move in a minute
“Today we honor the service of Senator John McCain”
Wow! Scrolling through these was just like the night I heard that euigook guy doing standup in Seoul.
Drum Major for the Indian Cowboys Marching Band takes a rest break after 5,000 mile march to the stadium.
Paul Hooson, defrocked Vatican priest, poses with his children.
Damn, beat me to it. I was going with “I thought I’d seen every example of weird cosplay, but Ancient Silver Surfer and his army of Gandhis is a new one even to me.”
Gandhi may have seemed like a peaceful soul, but he was definitely packing.
Gollum, upset at the way Peter Jackson chose to end the “Lord of the Rings” trilogy, prepares his army to invade New Zealand.
A scene from that great musical, HELLO DELHI!
“Who can make the sunshine! The Ghandi Man, The Ghandi Man, The Ghandi Man can…”.
“Some Dehli this is! You can’t even find a decent corned beef sandwich!”.
“Look it’s Jared Fogle back in business, operating under a new name, NEW DELHI!”.
“Some things just make you Sikh!”.
“He looks circumsized….It must be a Jewish show…”.
@Paul Hooson: Mongo like Ghandi
Ghandi Ness and THE UNTOUCHABLES…
India’s version of the Alien Autopsy hoax, from “Block 51,” is even more disturbing than the original.
An Indian husband asks his wife why she likes to go down on him so much. She replies, “You taste like Ghandi..”.
The Indian Rodney Dangerfield. “I get no rice back. I get no rice back. In fact, I usually get no rice at all…”.
“Hey Nehru, who was that woman I saw you with last night?” “Which one Ghandi? I buried 1000 of them that starved to death last night…”.
Did you hear about the earthquake in India? It did almost $50 damage…
Nobody dared to tell that the king was naked!
This is Gandhi when he was old and gray.
Yet another reason to be concerned about Community Colleges, although I’m not exactly sure what that means…
Who doesn’t miss David Letterman?
Prostate issues are a bitch…
“I bet many senior Indian Fakirs develop incontency issues?”.
Sadly at his advanced age this elderly snake charmer cannot make a particular snake rise…
Bernie Sanders waits for a chance to debate Hillary.
Joe Biden waits for the call to run for President.
Strangely, the same guy has an older brother who once spent so much time in the bathroom that when he came out the planet was run by the Eloi and their Morlock masters….
@Paul Hooson: Paul? You some kind of pecker-checker? Does my being circumsized show?
Immortan Joe and the War Boys prepare for Fury Road by taking a moment to meditate and do some inner-reflexing.
“Hey Buddy, what are doing selling THE NEW YORK TIMES in the middle of this school field in Calcutta?”
“So sue me, I got a bad corner…”.
“Hey look everyone! Rodney, sent us this postcard from his vacation!”.
“Hiram, this doesn’t look like Albuquerque to me….I told you to buy that GPS, but no you wanted to save money…”.
“I’m sorry, Mildred dear…”.
“For an old guy, that Bernie Sanders did pretty good in the debate….but, he got so worked up he’s still there…”.
The Calcutta International Airport….Maybe some day they’ll be able to afford to buy a plane…
“Gez, that Nicolas Cage takes any role these days…”.
“That centerfold in the new PLAYBOY looks like a PBS travelogue poster…”.
Waiting for Godot is sort of like waiting for Rodney to return and judge a caption contest.
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