Apple iBoobs

Musical Breast Implants

Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman’s breast implants.

One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person’s whole music collection.

BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.

BT Laboratories’ analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.

According to The Sun he said: “It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful.”

hat tip: Cynical-C

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  1. LJD says:

    “I’m sorry Ma’am, I was just trying to change the station….”

  2. “Show your playlists!”

  3. odograph says:

    How do you fast-forward?

  4. McGehee says:

    “This song sucks.”

  5. panda man says:

    Well, I thought it was a little hokey last week when I saw a girl using her boobs as an actual “rack” – storing both her ipod and her cell right up front with the gang. And I asked just how far can technology take us? Now I have the answer!

  6. Bachbone says:

    Will Freudians now accuse males who stare of having both oral and aural fixations?

  7. Kent says:

    Well, that’s one way to get men to start listening to their wives.

  8. As we noted here, “No word on the availabilty of the the real breakthrough product, the video iBoob, with “Desperate Housewives” downloads available 24×7. If a woman wanted her man to pay attention to her, she could just put on “Monday Night Football.”

  9. DL says:

    ……and purple mountain’s majesty
    above the fruited plain……

  10. DL says:

    Can they play duets?

    Can’t wait for dueling banjos!