Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Mark Zuckerberg can see your blue costume. He can’t see my red one.

  2. Pete says:

    “And this year’s No_Brain Piece Prize goes to…”

  3. mpw280 says:

    Ham dressed as beef talking to mutton dressed as lamb.  mpw

  4. Mr. Prosser says:

    Kayso, I get this craptastic statue for winning and you get Hickory Farms summer sausage for losing? That is so unfair!

  5. JazzShaw says:

    Old meat meet dead meat.

  6. JazzShaw says:

    A tragic scene unfolded which became known as the first event to turn some Republicans into vegans.

  7. JazzShaw says:

    Michelle Obama’s healthy eating initiative suddenly took a decided ugly turn.

  8. JazzShaw says:

    The true horror of her predicament suddenly obvious, Lady Gaga screamed in terror as Cher called for the industrial sized BBQ grill to be wheeled out.

  9. JazzShaw says:

    No, surprisingly it’s not the outfit. She pretty much always smells that way.

  10. Michael Hamm says:

    Food Network chefs are lining up to check Lady Gaga’s internal meat temperature with their thermometers..

  11. Michael Hamm says:

    I’ve got the meat, do you have the buns?

  12. Jodie says:

    Cher thinking, “I’m so much better than her.”
    Lady Gaga thinking, “I’m so much better than her.”

  13. Cher: I don’t care how much they pay me, there’s no way I’m re-enacting that Madonna kiss thing while she’s wearing that dress.

  14. Maggie Mama says:

    It’s clear to see that Lady GaGa doesn’t meat Cher’s stature.

  15. Maggie Mama says:

    If I could turn back time to when Cher was top of the charts and genetically modified food was still unknown.

  16. Michael Hamm says:

    Cher, you look hungry.  Wanna eat my meat?

  17. Maggie Mama says:

    Cher under her breath:  “I knew Bob Mackie; and your butcher is no Bob Mackie.”

  18. Maggie Mama says:

    Cher thinking:  “Good thing Sonny can’t see this or he’d be asking for the Lea & Perrins.”

  19. FormerHostage says:

    Jerky: before and after.

  20. FormerHostage says:

    I don’t know which is worse? Seeing all that stringy, ghastly, carved dead meat…or GaGa’s dress.

  21. Michael Hamm says:

    Lady Gaga accepts her award as the most desired celebrity to be invited to a Green Bay Packer’s tailgating party.

  22. Maggie Mama says:

    TMZ can’t wait for the after-party cause Lady Gaga always gets blitzed and does a strip … steak.

  23. John425 says:

    “Well-aged” Cher out-“flank”-ed Gaga, “chop”-ped  and pur-“loin”-ed a “prime cut” for herself.   As I shoot for the Bottom-of-the-barrel award.

  24. JKB says:

    Cher:  Babe, when I was your age, I was all the raw meat my fans could handle.  Why don’t you try wearing some Taco Bell to keep the boys interested?  Maggot!

  25. Michael Hamm says:

    Guess where I am marinating the sausage.

  26. Rachel Edith says:

    Cher for Prez, Gaga for Vice – Vote The WTF Party!

  27. John425 says:

    Cher: “But I was told to “meat” you onstage. You have a “beef” with that?”

  28. 1) “Okay Lady Gaga — I don’t ask where you got that outfit, and you don’t tell.”

    2) “Okay Lady Gaga. I won’t ask where you got that outfit, if you don’t tell.”

    3) “Well, Lady Gaga, I guess with that outfit on you think you’re cut above the rest of us, huh?”

    4) “Who’s your fashion designer, Lady Gaga? Sam the butcher?”

    5) “Lady Gaga are you just happy to see me, or is that a maggot crawling down your leg?”

    6) “Later, Lady Gaga was almost cooked to death at a celebrity roast held in her honor.”

    7) “Later, Lady Gaga was treated for smoke inhalation at a celebrity roast held in her honor.”

  29. 8) “Well, Lady Gaga, I guess with that outfit on you think you’re a cut above the rest of us, huh?”

  30. anjin-san says:

    Sarah and Christine’s trip to the karaoke bar takes a turn for the worse…