Caption Contest Winners

The Eagle Has Landed Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Eagle Has Landed Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(AP Photo/Matt Sayles)


First: Robert W. Armijo“Later, Lady Gaga was almost cooked to death at a celebrity roast held in her honor.”

Second: FormerHostage – Jerky: before and after.

Third(tie): Maggie Mama- It’s clear to see that Lady GaGa doesn’t meat Cher’s stature.

Third(tie): Michael Hamm – Guess where I am marinating the sausage.


JazzShawMichelle Obama’s healthy eating initiative suddenly took a decided ugly turn.

mpw280 – Ham dressed as beef talking to mutton dressed as lamb

John425 – Cher: “But I was told to “meat” you onstage. You have a “beef” with that?”

Doug MataconisCher: I don’t care how much they pay me, there’s no way I’m re-enacting that Madonna kiss thing while she’s wearing that dress.


There is no ‘I’ in team, but there is ‘meat.’

“You want flies widdat?”

Lady Gaga: “…but why an astronaut standing on the moon?”
Cher: “’cause the moon is made of American sleaze.”


The Monday Contest is already in the Land of the Pharoahs.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. sam says:

    “You’ve got my old tits!”

    Stolen from Valerie Perrine in The Border.

  2. sam says:

    Musta missed the goaround.