Caption Contest Winners
The Eagle Has Landed Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The Eagle Has Landed Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Robert W. Armijo – “Later, Lady Gaga was almost cooked to death at a celebrity roast held in her honor.”
Second: FormerHostage – Jerky: before and after.
Third(tie): Maggie Mama- It’s clear to see that Lady GaGa doesn’t meat Cher’s stature.
Third(tie): Michael Hamm – Guess where I am marinating the sausage.
HONORABLE MENTION
JazzShaw – Michelle Obama’s healthy eating initiative suddenly took a decided ugly turn.
mpw280 – Ham dressed as beef talking to mutton dressed as lamb
John425 – Cher: “But I was told to “meat” you onstage. You have a “beef” with that?”
Doug Mataconis – Cher: I don’t care how much they pay me, there’s no way I’m re-enacting that Madonna kiss thing while she’s wearing that dress.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
There is no ‘I’ in team, but there is ‘meat.’
“You want flies widdat?”
Lady Gaga: “…but why an astronaut standing on the moon?”
Cher: “’cause the moon is made of American sleaze.”OMGWTFBBQ
The Monday Contest is already in the Land of the Pharoahs.
“You’ve got my old tits!”
Stolen from Valerie Perrine in The Border.
Musta missed the goaround.