Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Mr. Prosser says:

    You say when it’s done the priests will haul victims up there and cut out their hearts? Well, ok, as long as it’s not a mosque.

  2. Maggie Mama says:

    These days American tourists are being told that vacationing in Iraq is safer than visiting Europe.

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    House Hunters International check out properties for sale in Ur.

  4. The storm trooper assured Beru and Owen that if they just allowed the search of their home, he’d let them get back to moisture farming right away.

  5. John425 says:

    With wooden sidewalks, the Fremen of Arrakis found that the Shai hulud didn’t pop up as often.

    Tour guide: “On your right is an example of a 6th century BC Ziggurat…and we’re walkin’…”

    Tour guide: “Yes, we are very proud of the new HQ since we merged Al-jazeera with MSNBC.”

    Iraqi guide: “Mayan temples? We doan’ need no stinkin’ Mayan temples.”

  6. Ever since Morey’s Pier removed the Ferris Wheel and Gravitron, the Ocean City, New Jersey boardwalk seemed a little drab.

  7. Michael Hamm says:

    Tour guide Nancy Pelosi shows off the ruins of the Democrat Party.

  8. 1) “Look! Yet another McMansion foreclosure hits the real estate market.”

    2) “Some haunted mansion…You could tell the mummies were all fake by the conspicuously low thread count of their bandages.”

    3) “…And we’re walking. We’re walking.”

    4) “Is that…Is that…a Starbucks?”

    5) “See…We told you so, Dorothy. Climate change has come to Oz.”

    6) “See…Just like we told you, Dorothy. Climate change has come to Oz.”

  9. John425 says:

    Tourists visit site of former US Capitol Hill after Chinese investors repossessed it.

  10. Esqcapades says:

    Few considered the impact of the Exodus on pending pyramid projects.