Caption Contest
Rodney Dill
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Thursday, June 26, 2008
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24 comments
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
James picked this one, though he didn’t realize it at the time
(Courtesy of Clinton spokesman Philippe Reines)
Winners will be announced Sunday PM
This will be the last contest for a few weeks, I’ll be back mid-July
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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.
Clinton aide “So Mrs. Clinton, how does it feel to get your ass handed to you by an inexperienced three year Senator who happens to be black???”
Clinton aide “Hey, Mrs. Clinton, Barack really wants you and Bill to help him campaign on his wonderful bid for the Presidency. Your thoughts?”
Clinton aide “…uh….super sorry about the changes to the office. When Barack’s buddy Mr. Ayers moved in…we thought you knew”
Auntie Em and the gang greet Dorothy. Yet again Kansas is looking drab.
Hillary: And then Bill said “That’s no lady, that’s my wife!”
“Hey Hillary. Welcome back. We brought in Little Richard here to play ping pong for $500 a game to help retire your campaign debt.”
Hillary: “It’s great to be back in Washington smacking some balls around!”
“A couple more weeks and we’ll release ALL of his connections with The Chicago Machine and they’ll be begging me to take the nomination…Mwah hah, mwah hah hah hah hah hahhhh.”
Hillary: “…and when he said- get this— that he’d pay off most of my campaign debts, I almost fell over laughing!”
HOLY CRAP! Get Monica outa here!
[cackle]
See here in the cabinet? Obama’s Kenyan birth certificate! Plus DNA evidence that the North Vietnamese replaced the real John McCain with a surgically altered Russian spy!
[cackle]
So there I was, perfectly camouflaged at the bottom of the swimming pool….
Heh, heh, heh. Okay, who said… “Shhh, the bitch is back?”
Hillary: “I was so drunk that when I tried this Limbo move I fell on my ass!”
And that Obama guy is gonna retire my campaign debt. Is this a great country or what?
2012 …. heck yeah Baby!
I’m not as think as you drunk I am.
Hillary tells her staff about the really bad dream she had last night: “It just seemed like it would never end.”
Unbelievable! Obama thinks I’ll campaign with him without his promise of the VP job!
* “Do you swear to uphold (psst, Hillary, put your arm down)…”
Ha! A Monica impersonator! I didn’t expect that.
Hillary, laughing: “You want to paddle me with THAT little thing!”
“I Never Knew You Could Have That Much Fun With A Ping Pong Ball And A Lighter!”
And Obama thought I’d just go away for good! I never go away.
Her campaign staff laughed nervously at her blatantly humorless joke. But it couldn’t hide the truth that everyone in the room already knew – she was about to lock the door behind her and decapitate every last one of them.
And then Bill sez to Barry …. kiss ma grits! No really ….