Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

James picked this one, though he didn’t realize it at the time


(Courtesy of Clinton spokesman Philippe Reines)

Winners will be announced Sunday PM

This will be the last contest for a few weeks, I’ll be back mid-July

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  1. markm says:

    Clinton aide “So Mrs. Clinton, how does it feel to get your ass handed to you by an inexperienced three year Senator who happens to be black???”

  2. markm says:

    Clinton aide “Hey, Mrs. Clinton, Barack really wants you and Bill to help him campaign on his wonderful bid for the Presidency. Your thoughts?”

    Clinton aide “…uh….super sorry about the changes to the office. When Barack’s buddy Mr. Ayers moved in…we thought you knew”

  3. Hodink says:

    Auntie Em and the gang greet Dorothy. Yet again Kansas is looking drab.

  4. Patrick T McGuire says:

    Hillary: And then Bill said “That’s no lady, that’s my wife!”

  5. Rachel Edith says:

    “Hey Hillary. Welcome back. We brought in Little Richard here to play ping pong for $500 a game to help retire your campaign debt.”

  6. Wyatt Earp says:

    Hillary: “It’s great to be back in Washington smacking some balls around!”

  7. Timmer says:

    “A couple more weeks and we’ll release ALL of his connections with The Chicago Machine and they’ll be begging me to take the nomination…Mwah hah, mwah hah hah hah hah hahhhh.”

  8. John425 says:

    Hillary: “…and when he said- get this— that he’d pay off most of my campaign debts, I almost fell over laughing!”

  9. Dennis says:

    HOLY CRAP! Get Monica outa here!

  10. Cowboy Blob says:


    See here in the cabinet? Obama’s Kenyan birth certificate! Plus DNA evidence that the North Vietnamese replaced the real John McCain with a surgically altered Russian spy!


  11. Cowboy Blob says:

    So there I was, perfectly camouflaged at the bottom of the swimming pool….

  12. elliot says:

    Heh, heh, heh. Okay, who said… “Shhh, the bitch is back?”

  13. John425 says:

    Hillary: “I was so drunk that when I tried this Limbo move I fell on my ass!”

  14. Elmo says:

    And that Obama guy is gonna retire my campaign debt. Is this a great country or what?

  15. Elmo says:

    2012 …. heck yeah Baby!

    I’m not as think as you drunk I am.

  16. Maggie Mama says:

    Hillary tells her staff about the really bad dream she had last night: “It just seemed like it would never end.”

  17. Unbelievable! Obama thinks I’ll campaign with him without his promise of the VP job!

  18. Bithead says:

    * “Do you swear to uphold (psst, Hillary, put your arm down)…”

  19. MikeM says:

    Ha! A Monica impersonator! I didn’t expect that.

  20. John425 says:

    Hillary, laughing: “You want to paddle me with THAT little thing!”

  21. “I Never Knew You Could Have That Much Fun With A Ping Pong Ball And A Lighter!”

  22. And Obama thought I’d just go away for good! I never go away.

  23. Chadzilla says:

    Her campaign staff laughed nervously at her blatantly humorless joke. But it couldn’t hide the truth that everyone in the room already knew – she was about to lock the door behind her and decapitate every last one of them.

  24. Elmo says:

    And then Bill sez to Barry …. kiss ma grits! No really ….