Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM



(AFP/Atta Kenare)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Mythilt says:

    Here I stand, broken hearted,
    paid my dime and only farted.

  2. FreakyBoy says:

    The Koran port-a-potty and it’s designer were never heard from again.

  3. legion says:

    Obviously, the Al-Jazeera-TV import of ‘Reading Rainbow’ still has some translation issues…

  4. The democratic get-out-the-vote drive has had mixed results. While most have had trouble refuting that the democratic approach to achieving peace with the Isalmofascist would work, others question if the price for that peace isn’t to high.

  5. The Berlin opera began advertising their new seasons with gorgeous models standing besides descriptions of the operas to be performed.

  6. Since Iranian women are not allowed to use the Internet, the place of on-line dating has been supplanted with mall posters.

  7. Its all Greek to me.

  8. Whether your pushing toilet paper or the Koran, sex sells.

  9. Small signs on the orange cones: “Warning: Side effects of this religion may include loss of life, imprisonment and suicide.”

  10. Rachel Edith says:

    Warren Jeffs says he successfully hid out as an Iranian woman. His advice. On the lam? Go to Tehran not Vegas!”

  11. sgtFluffy says:

    The ACLU unvieled the replacement to the 10 commandments at the entrance to the Alabama Supreme Court today….

  12. Anderson says:

    “Flush THIS!”

  13. RightLinx Caption Contest #9 – Oktoberfest Gone Wild!…

    RightLinx Homepage
    It’s Oktoberfest in Germany! True to our editorial standards, RightLinx gallantly endeavors to link our photo caption contest to contemporary world events.

    So caption this photo, leaving your entry in the comments. Nex…

  14. McCain says:

    “Thou Shalt Not Dress Well”

  15. McCain says:

    Covers for books and broads.

  16. G.A. Phillips says:

    blowup of a newly uncovered Email from Lucifer to a teen aged Mohammad.

  17. Gollum says:

    At the Ayatollah’s new walk-up “Qur’an-iosks” you can:

    * book a pilgrimage to Mecca or Medina
    * volunteer for martyrdom (preview the virgins first!)
    * send a fatwah to your favorite infidel; or
    * arrange for the stoning of female family members

    all without the lengthy wait times usually associated with traditional mosques! Look for these features and more coming to a goat-market near you!

  18. Bless me, Mulla, for I have sinned…

  19. LorgSkyegon says:

    Muslims were outraged as their new record for the World’s Largest Qu’Ran was placed on the same page in the Guinness Book as the World’s Largest Toilet.

  20. Scott_T says:

    1) You wouldn’t believe the Fatah that was issued to the printer of this display, apparently he (she?) mixed sayings from the Book of the Koran with the Book of the Karmasutra. How could that of happened?

    2) I like it, but does it come in any color besides blood-red?

    3) The world has really gone to Hell in a Handbasket, especially since the lady is towing her changing room behind her on a wagon.

  21. Fersboo says:

    Capitol Hill pages’ quick change area, commonly referred to as the ‘Foley Station’.

  22. hardtime says:

    Translation:
    Soup of the Day – Cream of Goat curd
    Chef’s Special – Grilled Camel flank steak with steamed Chickpeas and cous-cous
    Blue-plate Special – Boiled Ram testicles in Goat broth with rye loaf

    No Waiting During Ramadam – NO CHECKS

  23. GOP And College Caption Contest 12…

    I saw this picture and thought that after captioning Howard Dean’s Halo, Captioning Bill Frist in this picture was all to easy.
    Source: AFP…

  24. Penitant: “Forgive me Imam, for I have sinned. It’s been a couple of months since my last jihad; I had a Snickers bar yesterday afternoon during Ramadan because I was very hungry, and, anyway, it can’t be used as a weapon, but I digress; I allowed my teenage daughter to go out in public with her head not fully covered; I inadvertantly faced away from Mecca during my prayers, but it wasn’t really my fault because the centrifuges where I work create a powerful magnetic field which wreaks havoc on our compasses; and I violated your prohibition against masturbation yesterday once, okay, eight times.”
    Imam: “Rise up in protest with the Arab street, march and chant three “Great Satans”, two “Death to America”s, and one “Protocol of Zion”; punish your daughter properly; stop punishing your pud; and quit worrying about your compasses and get that damn uranium enriched before Israel, the United States, and the minions of laughing Ifrit can intervene!”

  25. Mark says:

    The Islamic version of Behind the Green Door was largely met with apathy.

  26. Do you mean Behind the Green Chador?

  27. Dude looks like a lady.

  28. Hodink says:

    “And that’s a picture of my beautiful wife. As you can see, she’d a looker.”

  29. Hodink says:

    Also …

    “And that’s a picture of my beautiful wife. As you can see, she’s a looker.”

  30. Timmer says:

    LEFT PANEL: MAKE MONEY NOW!
    RIGHT PANEL: Make money now using our time-tested plan. Since the 7th Century we’ve practiced our method of religious intollerance, taking over small countries here and there either by immigration and subversion or downright intimidation. Take today’s FREE SEMINAR and learn the money making methods of the prophet!

  31. Cowboy Blob says:

    The 800-pound Koran in the Room.

  32. DaveD says:

    English Translation:
    Left Panel:
    “Your Jihad Tribute Funds At Work”

    Right Panel:
    “Sidewalk closed for IED installation. Pedestrians please use other side of street.”

  33. Ingress says:

    At the White House, a new exhibit features Laura Bush ‘splaining Iran.
    “I am wearing a chador. You hold the thing together at the neck and when your hands are busy, you use your teeth. You always have to readjust your chador. Only thing worse that I’ve worn was a thong Jenna gave me one year for Christmas. But I digress.”

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  35. Pay no attention to the mullah behind the screen!

  36. Well, that is a rather elaborate way to say, “Caution, wet floor.”

  37. Alan Kellogg says:

    “You and your teething djinn.”

  38. NB Goldstein says:

    The CIA implements its new “Trojan Horse Program”, allowing the concealed agents to infiltrate even the most dangerous places in Iran.

  39. Lindy R. Dole says:

    “You won’t let me take my carry on luggage? someone call the ACLU.”

  40. Chuckster says:

    Welcome to the Islamic “The Price is Right”

    Now…our next item up for bid….

  41. Hermoine says:

    Martha Stewart with a new large print recipe in the Arab States.

  42. Adjustah says:

    “Front towards enemy.”

  43. Hodink says:

    Slippery When Believed