Thursday, October 5, 2006
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Here I stand, broken hearted,
paid my dime and only farted.
The Koran port-a-potty and it’s designer were never heard from again.
Obviously, the Al-Jazeera-TV import of ‘Reading Rainbow’ still has some translation issues…
The democratic get-out-the-vote drive has had mixed results. While most have had trouble refuting that the democratic approach to achieving peace with the Isalmofascist would work, others question if the price for that peace isn’t to high.
The Berlin opera began advertising their new seasons with gorgeous models standing besides descriptions of the operas to be performed.
Since Iranian women are not allowed to use the Internet, the place of on-line dating has been supplanted with mall posters.
Its all Greek to me.
Whether your pushing toilet paper or the Koran, sex sells.
Small signs on the orange cones: “Warning: Side effects of this religion may include loss of life, imprisonment and suicide.”
Warren Jeffs says he successfully hid out as an Iranian woman. His advice. On the lam? Go to Tehran not Vegas!”
The ACLU unvieled the replacement to the 10 commandments at the entrance to the Alabama Supreme Court today….
“Thou Shalt Not Dress Well”
Covers for books and broads.
blowup of a newly uncovered Email from Lucifer to a teen aged Mohammad.
At the Ayatollah’s new walk-up “Qur’an-iosks” you can:
* book a pilgrimage to Mecca or Medina
* volunteer for martyrdom (preview the virgins first!)
* send a fatwah to your favorite infidel; or
* arrange for the stoning of female family members
all without the lengthy wait times usually associated with traditional mosques! Look for these features and more coming to a goat-market near you!
Bless me, Mulla, for I have sinned…
Muslims were outraged as their new record for the World’s Largest Qu’Ran was placed on the same page in the Guinness Book as the World’s Largest Toilet.
1) You wouldn’t believe the Fatah that was issued to the printer of this display, apparently he (she?) mixed sayings from the Book of the Koran with the Book of the Karmasutra. How could that of happened?
2) I like it, but does it come in any color besides blood-red?
3) The world has really gone to Hell in a Handbasket, especially since the lady is towing her changing room behind her on a wagon.
Capitol Hill pages’ quick change area, commonly referred to as the ‘Foley Station’.
Soup of the Day – Cream of Goat curd
Chef’s Special – Grilled Camel flank steak with steamed Chickpeas and cous-cous
Blue-plate Special – Boiled Ram testicles in Goat broth with rye loaf
No Waiting During Ramadam – NO CHECKS
Penitant: “Forgive me Imam, for I have sinned. It’s been a couple of months since my last jihad; I had a Snickers bar yesterday afternoon during Ramadan because I was very hungry, and, anyway, it can’t be used as a weapon, but I digress; I allowed my teenage daughter to go out in public with her head not fully covered; I inadvertantly faced away from Mecca during my prayers, but it wasn’t really my fault because the centrifuges where I work create a powerful magnetic field which wreaks havoc on our compasses; and I violated your prohibition against masturbation yesterday once, okay, eight times.”
Imam: “Rise up in protest with the Arab street, march and chant three “Great Satans”, two “Death to America”s, and one “Protocol of Zion”; punish your daughter properly; stop punishing your pud; and quit worrying about your compasses and get that damn uranium enriched before Israel, the United States, and the minions of laughing Ifrit can intervene!”
The Islamic version of Behind the Green Door was largely met with apathy.
Do you mean Behind the Green Chador?
Dude looks like a lady.
“And that’s a picture of my beautiful wife. As you can see, she’d a looker.”
“And that’s a picture of my beautiful wife. As you can see, she’s a looker.â€
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The 800-pound Koran in the Room.
“Your Jihad Tribute Funds At Work”
“Sidewalk closed for IED installation. Pedestrians please use other side of street.”
At the White House, a new exhibit features Laura Bush ‘splaining Iran.
“I am wearing a chador. You hold the thing together at the neck and when your hands are busy, you use your teeth. You always have to readjust your chador. Only thing worse that I’ve worn was a thong Jenna gave me one year for Christmas. But I digress.”
Pay no attention to the mullah behind the screen!
Well, that is a rather elaborate way to say, “Caution, wet floor.”
“You and your teething djinn.”
The CIA implements its new “Trojan Horse Program”, allowing the concealed agents to infiltrate even the most dangerous places in Iran.
“You won’t let me take my carry on luggage? someone call the ACLU.”
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Martha Stewart with a new large print recipe in the Arab States.
“Front towards enemy.”
Slippery When Believed
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