Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

(AFP/Carl De Souza)

Winners will be announced Sunday PM (*** A Day Early)

This will be the last regular contest for a few weeks. I’m off to China and South Korea on business, and there likely won’t be any caption contests or OTB Caption Jams at the normal cadence. The Normal Schedule will return in November.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. What the… this isn’t Mecca!

  2. Joe Humphrey says:

    And so the new Democratic Party takes over in the House!

  3. Dave Schuler says:

    This place doesn’t have enough restrooms.

  4. Kent G. Budge says:

    ” Um, I think when I’m in this idiom, I sometimes get a bit, uh, sort of carried away.”

  5. Anderson says:

    Cindy Sheehan turns her attentions to Tony Blair.


    Cindy Sheehan finds a more suitable resting place for her uterus.

    [Joe Humphrey should win, however.]

  6. Tip toe, through the tulips!

  7. Ring around the rosie!

  8. Fersboo says:

    Good times, good times.

  9. FreakyBoy says:

    Over the deafening sounds of pounding drum circles and the shrill screams of pagan squirrel sacrifices, Nigel began to realize that the “Moderate Druid,” of which he was told, might not exist.

  10. The usual suspects begin their lamentations now in advance of Rodney’s (and the Caption Contest’s) absence.

  11. Minas Tirith is a lot less impressive up close.

  12. G A Phillips says:

    A new sect of liberal discovered, behold the Rockhuggers!!

  13. Newsdate October 28, 2022: In other Caliphate news, unrepentant Druids are marched to meet their execution before the Taliban implements its Bamyan strategy on the last remaining pagan site of worship in Greater Londonistan.

  14. Stoned, unhinged.

  15. “Rodney, you said this was a great way to meet birds, not old bald guys with flowing red capes.”

  16. Scott_T says:

    1) “Hmm, so you’re saying God was playing with Dominos before he made man on the 7th day huh? Interesting.”

    2) Where Mark Foley ended up going to “rehab”.

    3) Leader: So this is really the end of the Earth huh?
    W/ Brown Robe: Yes, yes it is. Thank Gaia they took down the McDonalds last year.

  17. Gollum says:

    . . . and if you look very carefully at the central Sarsen stone you can just make out the image of Al Gore, who as we all know invented Stonehenge himself . . .

  18. Leader: Remember – when Gilchrist starts his speech in this auditorium about the Minuteman Organization, I’m going to bang the drum real loud and all you jump up and down yelling as loud as you can!

    Guy in red cloak: Can we check Mapquest again? I think we should have made that left turn at Albuquerque!

  19. Scott_T says:

    Bush to Foley, “I see majesty in the hard work that the creators of this beautiful monument made thousands of years ago, I wish the America people would wake up to appreciate the hard work we are doing now in the world, and how they will be appreciated in years to come.”
    Foley to Bush, “Hey, those Druids saw phalic symbols in everything didn’t they? I might have to start researching them.”

  20. The not so subtle influence of the location selected for this year’s Rock/Paper/Scissors International Tournament would have a profound effect on the outcome.

  21. “Well, this certainly is a lot easier than walking around Avebury 16 times.”

  22. I say, isn’t that the Archbishop of Canterbury leading the procession?

  23. “Climbing up on Salisbury Hill…” (Yes, I know that Peter Gabriel’s song is Solsbury Hill, but this is the Salisbury Plain we are talking about.)

  24. Gratuitous, yet obscure, The Young Ones reference: “Neil, are these South African lintels?”

  25. Bithead says:

    * Heh. Modern architecture. It’ll never last.

    * Is it true that this was really a pre-historic gay bar?

    * What happened to the Pentegon after HUD remodeled it

    * Q: Why don’t they demolish this and put up something NEW?

    A: I believe it is definitionally impossible to demolish ruins.

  26. “These aren’t the druids you’re looking for.”

  27. Cowboy Blob says:

    Mistle Toe Jam. (Old Druid Joke)

  28. McCain says:

    More stoned liberals.

  29. Timmer says:

    The extras from This is Spinal Tap III wander about trying to find the stage door.

  30. Maggie says:

    Senator “White Sheets” Byrd has found the secret to a long life in ancient rituals practiced by Democratic Druids.

  31. Druids Rock!

  32. “A bit drafty, isn’t it? It’s your ‘Classic’ fixer-upper.”

  33. Serr8d says:

    [Fifth Girl in the line] “Ha! With all these guys, I won’t have to keep wearing white for long!”

  34. Lil Bro says:

    Heard from loudspeaker: “The spaceship lands at 1130 PM, be at security 2 hours prior. When going through security, have all laptops, PDAs or phones out for inspection. Kool-aid is available for $3.00 at the far rock, please have exact change.”