Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. markm says:

    The Jihadi next generation sea way mine helmet is modeled at the spring Nuisance and Terror dinner event. Optional snorkel kit and Snell rating are not required.

  2. Bithead says:

    * with these spikes gowing out of her head, the helmet was a tough one to fit.

  3. Elmo says:

    Yes Overlord Giga, we have received your instructions. We await November, when we vote for Obama.

  4. FormerHostage says:

    The “oral sex” version of a chastity belt.

  5. Gollum says:

    The studies are in: even with enhanced reception, the average democrat can’t figure out what the hell Hillary is talking about.

  6. Bithead says:

    The new image for the TV network “Spike” proved almost as popular an image as as the TidyBwl man.

  7. FormerHostage says:

    Horny SLF seeks generou$$$ older man.

  8. PJens says:

    Tin foil no longer porvides adequate protection from the electromagnetic waves, must use bronze!

  9. Rachel Edith says:

    Spikey hair and a new face surely makes Hillary more appealing to youth.

  10. Taking a few shots at this one:

    (a) Despite the best efforts of the fashion world, the “Sputnik look” never took off.

    (b) It’s 3am and your children look stupid.

    (c) And if you’re impressed by the sea urchin hat, just wait until you see the barnacle bra.

    (d) North Korean military crash helmet ensures the maximum sacrifice to the nation: if the crash doesn’t kill you, the helmet will.

  11. Elmo says:

    What do you mean you just ran out of boarding passes?

  12. Bithead says:

    ROLLERBALL II: The Women’s Revenge

  13. Wyatt Earp says:

    Bosnia’s version of The Statue of Liberty left much to be desired.

  14. John Burgess says:

    The NFL’s efforts to both revive flagging audiences and extend the franchise to Europe were put on display today on the Milan runways…

  15. Russell T. Davies steals from Spock’s Brain in his latest script to create the first female Doctor.

    (Yes, the obscure geeky entry this week–but that was pretty much the first thing that came to mind, so there it is, even if I am in the only one who gets the refs…).

  16. Lindy R. Dole says:

    The Curlinator

  17. As much as I hate to agree with her, you have to admit she’s got a point.

  18. floyd says:

    “What are we gonna do tonight Brain???”
    Y’ Pinky, We’re gonna make the perfect Democrat candidate, and try and take over the world..hahahahahaha!!

  19. John425 says:

    So many antennae. So little bandwith.

    Say again, Amelia Earhart. Say again…your signal is breaking up. Amelia? Is that you?

    The jihadi bonnet for suicide bombers, designed by Ayahtollah I’mgonnakillya, was introduced at Iran’s Fashion Week in Tehran.

  20. John425 says:

    Rollerball takes on an even harder, meaner edge.

  21. Kenny says:

    The new Truth Detector 3000 was quickly becoming a hit at big tent meetings where Sen. Clinton was scheduled to speak.

  22. Anderson says:

    With the aid of her Moonbattery Interception Helmet, she was able to learn about the John Yoo torture memo that went undiscussed at Instapundit, the Corner, OTB, etc.

  23. Although the rods were six inches longer than specified by the designer, the model did not seem to notice or care as they were pounded into the helmet to the correct external length.

  24. William d'Inger says:

    While it was of some use in warding off paparazzi, it did nothing to help Britney’s custody battle in the courts.

  25. Charlie Weis’ idea for helmets that would help Notre Dame’s defense tackle better were not all that well received.

  26. Maggie Mama says:

    Hamas in Hebron celebrated the latest in Arab fashion at their Annual Spring Fashion Show, where Quassam Rockets were a big “hit.”

  27. Maggie Mama says:

    Melbourne’s KoolAid drinkers have vowed to wear their “endangered Sea Urchin” headgear until Al Gore personally comes down under to save them.

  28. John425 says:

    Al-Qaeda codpiece for suicide bomber dickheads.

  29. Maggie Mama says:

    The latest medical studies have shown that Botox migrates from the face to the brain. But, I knew that from when Kerry ran for President.

  30. Pinhead claims to have a magic box.

  31. “No, no, no, I said gracefully, like an impala, not an impaler.”

  32. Sure, fashion is all fun and games — until someone puts an eye out.

  33. Ouch, that’s going to leave a mark.

  34. It’s not easy being a superdelegate this year.

  35. elliot says:

    Can you hear me now?

  36. Cowboy Blob says:

    The producers of the next live-action Flintstones movie capitalize on the “Hot Terminator” craze by introducing a female Great Gazoo.

  37. DaveD says:

    Donovan McNabb stated publicly that to be competitive in the 2008 season the Eagles would have to acquire a top quality receiver.

  38. utka says:

    A recommended helmet for a bad hair day.

  39. Elmo says:

    And when we landed on Jupiter …. there were blasts of laser fire everywhere. We had to run from the spaceship to the rover.

  40. Elmo says:

    Aren’t you curious who you’re compatible with? Log onto today … and find your perfect match.

  41. Elmo says:

    Heaven’s Gate …. the sequel.

    Quit smoking and lose weight at the same time, with Ronco’s new Nic-Arrest 120v

  42. Elmo says:

    Superdelegates headed to Denver, are making preparations for a protracted floor fight.

  43. Elmo says:
  44. Maggie Mama says:

    In 2007 there was the outrageous lie that she had been brutally attacked near her Manhattan apartment by conservatives. Now Randi Rhodes of Air America has been suspended after going off the deep end yet again with a foul-mouthed screed against Hillary and Ferraro.

  45. Maggie Mama says:

    Obama continues to learn that some endorsements require very careful handling: “Hanoi” Jane Fonda’s is just the latest example.

  46. Hodink says:

    “That’s my wife. She wears it when I don’t stand a snowball’s chance in hell.”

  47. Timmer says:

    I just got tired of my boyfriend grabbing my ears.

  48. Deathlok says:

    New FIOS Customers beta test the new antenna.

  49. Reader says:

    Beware, Padawan, or the Light Saber Helmet will escort you down the Dark Side with unopposable power. You will strike down all who oppose you, and all who would befriend you. Only Yoda has evaded the instant death this devious weapon brings.

  50. The Great Gazoo is somewhat more attractive than I remember.

  51. Elmo says:

    My grandparents went to Area 51, and all I got was this stupid hat.

    Get all of your narcolepsy supplies at Boudray’s today!

    Batteries not included.
    Some asembly required.
    Not recommended for men over seventy years of age, or with a history of heart disease.

  52. Elmo says:

    I’d like to build the world a home
    and furnish it with love
    grow apple trees and honey bees
    and snow white turtle doves

    I’d like to teach the world to sing
    in perfect harmony
    I’d like to hold it in my arms
    and keep it company

  53. Hermoine says:

    “Hi. Welcome to Google. Meet our mainframe.”

  54. Elmo says:

    Do you think this dress makes my butt look big?

  55. Kucinich Girl rulz!

  56. Mark says:

    “Yes, I am a Democrat, why do you ask?”