Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, April 7, 2008 · 1 comment

The Immaculate Reception Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AFP/Sajjad Hussain)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Gollum – The studies are in: even with enhanced reception, the average democrat can’t figure out what the hell Hillary is talking about.

Second: Elmo – And when we landed on Jupiter …. there were blasts of laser fire everywhere. We had to run from the spaceship to the rover.

Third: Kenny – The new Truth Detector 3000 was quickly becoming a hit at big tent meetings where Sen. Clinton was scheduled to speak.

HONORABLE MENTION

Elmo – My grandparents went to Area 51, and all I got was this stupid hat.

elliot – Can you hear me now?

Matthew Stinson – Despite the best efforts of the fashion world, the “Sputnik look” never took off.

charles austin – It’s not easy being a superdelegate this year.

FormerHostage – The “oral sex” version of a chastity belt.

Stormy Dragon – As much as I hate to agree with her, you have to admit she’s got a point.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Hillary Girl never did go over as big as Obama Girl.

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