Caption Contest Winners
The Immaculate Reception Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Gollum – The studies are in: even with enhanced reception, the average democrat can’t figure out what the hell Hillary is talking about.
Second: Elmo – And when we landed on Jupiter …. there were blasts of laser fire everywhere. We had to run from the spaceship to the rover.
Third: Kenny – The new Truth Detector 3000 was quickly becoming a hit at big tent meetings where Sen. Clinton was scheduled to speak.
Elmo – My grandparents went to Area 51, and all I got was this stupid hat.
elliot – Can you hear me now?
Matthew Stinson – Despite the best efforts of the fashion world, the “Sputnik look” never took off.
charles austin – It’s not easy being a superdelegate this year.
FormerHostage – The “oral sex” version of a chastity belt.
Stormy Dragon – As much as I hate to agree with her, you have to admit she’s got a point.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Hillary Girl never did go over as big as Obama Girl.
The Monday Contest has more fun without superdelegates.