Caption Contest Winners

The Immaculate Reception Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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(AFP/Sajjad Hussain)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: GollumThe studies are in: even with enhanced reception, the average democrat can’t figure out what the hell Hillary is talking about.

Second: ElmoAnd when we landed on Jupiter …. there were blasts of laser fire everywhere. We had to run from the spaceship to the rover.

Third: KennyThe new Truth Detector 3000 was quickly becoming a hit at big tent meetings where Sen. Clinton was scheduled to speak.

HONORABLE MENTION

ElmoMy grandparents went to Area 51, and all I got was this stupid hat.

elliot – Can you hear me now?

Matthew StinsonDespite the best efforts of the fashion world, the “Sputnik look” never took off.

charles austinIt’s not easy being a superdelegate this year.

FormerHostage – The “oral sex” version of a chastity belt.

Stormy DragonAs much as I hate to agree with her, you have to admit she’s got a point.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Hillary Girl never did go over as big as Obama Girl.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Gollum says:

    Thanks, Rodney!