Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Dave Schuler says:

    May need a little more training in his new job as mohel.

  2. DL says:

    You should have thrown him back when he was this small.

    Another white kid that’ll cling to God and guns.

    Farther Fleigal and the messiah welcome a new worshipper

  3. David Bishop says:

    “Make way, coming through, Make way!”

  4. So you put your hands together and just talk to God?

    You don’t understand, I am the one who orders the ocean waters to recede.

    Well yes the Bible does say “What God has joined together, let man not separate”, but you need to realize I am no ordinary man. Besides, don’t you think the little boy would want a sister with a permanent tan?

    The reality is this big, a respectable 4 inches. Don’t believe the myth.

    I’m just asking why you people are so bitter?

  5. elliot says:

    I’m telling you and the Pastor here will agree. It is definately too late to get an abortion.

  6. elliot says:

    Whoa!! I really didn’t know tapping your feet in the cofessional meant that!!!

  7. John Burgess says:

    “Instead of cutting the baby in two, I recommend cutting him in three, all the better to triangulate.”

  8. Diane says:

    First, I was stunned to see the cruel/crude ‘captions’ that have been entered here – poor taste indeed.

    My caption is: “He’s not too young to start playing basketball if you get him a rubber ball about this big…………”

  9. rodney dill says:

    First, I was stunned to see the cruel/crude ‘captions’ that have been entered here – poor taste indeed.

    Very much like the ‘SHOULD OLD ACQUAINTENANCES BE FORGOT’ post at your blog. (Matthew 7:1)

    Those playing here are usually tolerant of a wide range of views and opinions.

  10. markm says:

    Obama: “, what..uh…I meant….was that abortion…uh….as relating to children…um…should only be a procedure that…THIS IS ABOVE MY PAY GRADE. Gotta go..”

  11. markm says:

    Obama: “when they are a little bit bigger than this…..I gotta say ma’am, red headed step children are an area that…err…I don’t have much experience…”

  12. Dennis says:

    I’m Sorry Ma’am, I cannot change the fact that the babydaddy is Carrot Top.

  13. armchairpunter says:

    “So, I was minding my own business, trying to eat my waffle, when…”

  14. armchairpunter says:

    “If you’ve never seen a chicken come home to roost, believe me, it’s not a pretty thing…”

  15. armchairpunter says:

    “…it was just this big. But, don’t worry, as I grew older…”

  16. armchairpunter says:

    “The bread and the wine don’t literally become my flesh and my blood. It’s more of a spiritual reality…”

  17. Maggie Mama says:

    You’re right, it wasn’t easy. More than once I came this close to smacking the b-t-h.

  18. Triumph says:

    Why, Bristol, what a lovely son you have there!

  19. Floyd says:

    OK,OK, I promise to keep church and state only this far apart,as long as you deliver the votes of your congregation!

  20. Floyd says:

    So…If I want to look sincere, I need to put my hands together like this and I don’t even have to face East???

  21. Floyd says:

    My administration will treat him about this much better than a redheaded step-child!

  22. Floyd says:

    We want him as my running mate so that we’ll have the same age spread as the Republicans.Besides he needs smaller diapers than Biden.

  23. Floyd says:

    Father…The election is this close. We NEED for you to bless this marriage to win the gay-pedophile vote!

  24. Andrew says:

    “When I said that I didn’t want my daughters to be ‘punished with a baby’, I…uh…I meant to say…uh…I didn’t want them to have be punished with a small baby.”


    “Under my health care plan, I will work to ration out the size of newborns to make sure that everyone can afford to have one of their own–and no one will get an unfair advantage from birth!”

  25. Andrew says:

    “OK–so this is how I did it on the Ellen DeGeneres Show…. you clap on the beat!”

  26. Maggie Mama says:

    Frig Bill, I really can really feel your pain. We came this close to ending your “trouble”.

  27. anjin-san says:

    The minister asked Obama to tell McCain he was long overdue to attend services…

  28. Bithead says:

    * Well, before Viagara……

    * So, the Chimp says to the bartender, “I’ll have what HE’S having”…

    * Only missed it by THAT MUCH….

    * Woman to pastor: “Does he always brag this much?”

    * So, say it with me now… Rubber baby buggy bumpers.

  29. markm says:

    Obama: “So, now, get…this. Senator Biden yesterday walks into a…pub and says BARTENDER, gimme a hurricane

  30. Elmo says:

    Lemme get this straight …. you get on your knees, you put your hands together, and ask G*d for help? No disrespect Pastor, but ain’t he kinda busy? I mean after all … I am the Messiah.

  31. Elmo says:

    Morning of November 5: I felt like I was that close to the White House.

  32. DL says:

    A black, a priest, a woman, and a kid were fishing, when a trophy fish broke the line…

  33. frank says:

    “Hey, we all make mistakes. Hopefully, you’ll learn from this one, and next time, you’ll make the right choice.”

  34. Rachel Edith says:

    “My team designed new census colors. You guys will be Faithful Coral. Me? I’m Presidential Mauve.”

  35. Hodink says:

    “Hi Sarah. I didn’t recognize you with your hair down and without your glasses and lugging your own baby yourself.”

  36. Bithead says:

    * … ummm, no… wait… this was AFTER Viagra.

    * You’re not a gyneticalobamacafile are you?

    * Multiple choice question: The man in the middle is a: (A) Prophet (B) Priest (C) Saint (D) Monk (E) Nun of the above

    * So let me understand this: A priest gets defrocked; does a Altarboy get De-lighted?

  37. John425 says:

    Obama: “Salaam Alekhum, little one.”

  38. G.A.Phillips says:

    You see you take his birth certificate and we send you a registration card about this big and you send it………

  39. Elmo says:

    The difference between me and them rightwingnutbushmcchimpyhitlers? I see the glass as being half full.

    Sing it with me:
    I’ve got the whole media …. in my hands
    I’ve got the whole media …. in my hands.