Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

hepingping

(AP Photo/Sang Tan)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. markm says:

    He Pingping: “..and I get a pinched nerve in my neck on THIS day!?!?.”

  2. markm says:

    He Pingping thought bubble :”…damn, I’m out of touch with the Russian women by 1.88ft.”

  3. markm says:

    He Pingping thought bubble: “this would be so much easier if Nancy Pelosi had the gams…ewe, no drilling thoughts..”

  4. markm says:

    He Pingping: “If the girls at the infant dump could see me now!”

  5. markm says:

    He Pingping: “Hey Kobe, tell me how my a$$ taste”

  6. Maggie Mama says:

    CNN has hired two new international commentators in a blatant attempt to compete with Fox’s “The Long and the Short of It” duo Pinkerton and Ratner.

  7. Elmo says:

    Once confidently ahead in the polls, Obama begins lashing out. And attempts to move out from under Governor Palin’s shadow.

  8. Boyd says:

    I shoulda known that Mongolian BBQ was gonna play hell with my bowels.

  9. Bithead says:

    * Ford today announced the establishment of the ‘Driving position research’ team.

    * It’s apparent that Sally Smurf got into the growth hormones.

    * Geez, don’t let this girl around airports, OK? Prolly get a 747 in the teeth

    * Jack finally found his calling… a job suited to his unique talents…. in proctology

  10. elliot says:

    As the Presidential motorcade passes by:
    Svetlana: “Do you see Bush”
    Pingping: “Uh, sure do.”

  11. markm says:

    Pingping: “Heh, and I thought a sky box was some expensive seating at a sporting venue…”

  12. Elmo says:

    Yes …. for only $28,500 you too can nibble on Arugula, and hear Babs sing out of her …..

  13. Dave Schuler says:

    I guess that’s the long and the short of it.

  14. Dave Schuler says:

    Long on promises, short on results.

  15. Tanya says:

    Wow, women go back to work so soon after giving birth, these days.

  16. John425 says:

    I thought Obama was fathered by a black man. There’s something wrong here.

  17. John425 says:

    Updating the 70’s “…and they keep on truckin.”

  18. utka says:

    I hired her to oversee Russia.

  19. Triumph says:

    Sarah Palin pops out another kid.

  20. … and our main event, Svetlana and her Pingping ball trick!

  21. markm says:

    Pingping: “..whoa…looks like Svetlana is for no new taxes”
    (read my lips)

  22. sam says:

    He Pingping: “Beam me up, someone…please

  23. William d'Inger says:

    She likes it when he gets mad and starts jumping up and down.

  24. Promoters easily adjusted to the new rules once dwarf tossing was outlawed.

  25. Triumph poses with Sarah Palin. No, not really, but it is a fitting metaphor for their respective accomplishments.

  26. William d'Inger says:

    Buddhism has come a long way since the days when monks sought enlightenment under fig trees.

  27. John425 says:

    Move over, kid. I want to sit down.

  28. G.A.Phillips says:

    Talk about a happy meal under the golden arches.

  29. I like the part where Pingping spins the furry guitar.

  30. William d'Inger says:

    Absentmindedly, he jumped up suddenly, and it took EMS personnel 30 minutes to break the vacuum.

  31. William d'Inger says:

    Contemplating converting to Christianity, He Pingping surveys his “born again” options.

  32. rodney dill says:

    “OK He Pingping, cut out the Jaws music imitation.”

  33. I met her in a club down in old Soho, where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola…

  34. rodney dill says:

    Contemplating converting to Christianity, He Pingping surveys his “born again” options.

    Probably more of a journey than an actual destination.

  35. rodney dill says:

    I met her in a club down in old Soho,

    Damned earworm

  36. The Forbidden Settee

  37. Naturally preoccupied with footwear, He was compelled to wonder why in God’s name Svetlana wears heels.

  38. Cowboy Blob says:

    Glease me up, woman! I’m going in!

  39. “I call her midi-me.”

  40. steve says:

    Even a little Wang can make a woman smile.

    Steve

  41. brainy435 says:

    Of all the days to go all Paris Hilton on me…..

  42. It’s a big world up there.

  43. She was hired just for this – to keep the sun out of my eyes.

  44. Hodink says:

    “You look up, little buddy, and you will become the world’s smallest dead man.”

  45. physics geek says:

    Svetlana: “You have to be thiiiisss big to ride this ride.”

  46. markm says:

    “She was hired just for this – to keep the sun out of my eyes.”

    That would be a fine lunar eclipse 😉

  47. Roger says:

    – Another Kodak moment.

    – And you thought the Verne Troyer video was disturbing?

    – Hey! That isn’t American Gothic! You can’t fool me!

    – Some days are diamonds.

  48. chsw says:

    THIS should have been the caption contest photo:

    http://www.popsci.com/molika-ashford/article/2008-09/gaseous-state

    chsw

  49. Elmo says:

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    Customs officers today in San Francisco, arrested a very large woman arriving from Russia. For smuggling.

    I see’s a midget, I see’s a female. But I doan see no nude female midget?

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  50. Eat your heart out King Kong!

  51. Even with a footstool Pingping’s ambition eluded his grasp.

  52. Fat Bastard’s cousin Tall Bastard said the same thing, “Get in mah belly!”

  53. Unnatural selection.