Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Elmo says:

    No Maam … you don’t have to spell it out for me. I understand, hell is that way, and I better get going.

  2. Maggie Mama says:

    “Up your nose with that damn death panel!”

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    “You just remember, Mr. President, that I’m a working member of society when they start discussing QALY’s.”

  4. Maggie Mama says:

    “Public option? Public option? The only thing that should be public are parks!”

  5. Maggie Mama says:

    “Yes, I’m a cougar but I’m really not into dark meat.”

  6. Maggie Mama says:

    “NO, I haven’t heard from him. YOU tell Rahm to call his mother.”

  7. markm says:

    Park Ranger Duffy: “you BETTER have Bob Dylan and the Police Officer that incarcirated him to the White House for a beer summit!”

  8. markm says:

    Park Ranger Duffy: “So, you have a big majority in the House and Senate….it’s the Detroit Lions V.S. “the Public Option” and the Public Option just lost….douche”

  9. markm says:

    Ranger Duffy: “looks like YOU need to got to
    getanewmandate.com”

  10. markm says:

    Ranger Duffy: “So this time, when you circle the wagons and come up with some new POS healthcare bill….don’t tell em’ it should be done by September 9th.”

  11. rodney dill says:

    Park Ranger Duffy: “So, you have a big majority in the House and Senate….it’s the Detroit Lions V.S. “the Public Option” and the Public Option just lost….douche”

    Now that’s a smackdown… ouch

  12. Stan says:

    And be sure to keep your cotton-picken hands off my Medicare.

  13. markm says:

    Ranger Duffy: “Trouser Czar was on his game today I see…”

  14. markm says:

    Park Ranger Duffy: "So, you have a big majority in the House and Senate....it's the Detroit Lions V.S. "the Public Option" and the Public Option just lost....douche"

    Now that's a smackdown... ouch

    Yeah, getting the Lions in there was a bit over the top. I hope I didn’t offend anyone.

  15. elliot says:

    Pull your what!!??

  16. elliot says:

    Uh, Sir. Did you see what that bird just did to you?

  17. Chris says:

    No ma’am, we haven’t yet implemented a catch-and-release program at Guantanamo, but that is currently being considered. You say its increased salmon numbers here? Interesting…

  18. rodney dill says:

    Yeah, getting the Lions in there was a bit over the top. I hope I didn’t offend anyone.

    Didn’t offend me…. I’m a Packer fan

  19. G.A.Phillips says:

    Didn’t offend me…. I’m a Packer fan

    lol, CWA my brother, CWA!!!!!

  20. FormerHostage says:

    B.O.: “So, if I pull your finger the geyser goes off?”

    Duffy: “Uhhh…yeeeesss…that’s what’ll happen”

  21. kvc says:

    Ranger Duffy: “I knew Teddy Roosevelt and you ain’t no Teddy!”

  22. FormerHostage says:

    B.O. thought bubble: Well, at least it’s not the same finger all those town-hall protesters were showing me.

  23. FormerHostage says:

    B.O.: “Gee. I don’t know. DOES a bear s#!t in the woods?”

  24. FormerHostage says:

    Duffy: “EYES FRONT AND LOCK YER BODY MAGGOT! Uh, oh, sorry Mr. President. Flashback to Parris Island.”

  25. G.A.Phillips says:

    You call me sweetie one more time smiley puss and I’m gonna leave you out here!!!!

  26. G.A.Phillips says:

    What did I tell you about smoking out here and flinging your ums buts butts around!!!!

  27. G.A.Phillips says:

    I new Sgt. Hulka and your no big toe Mr. President!

  28. Rachel Edith says:

    “Yo, O, at your next beer summit, invite me and I’d like a Pliny The Elder.”

  29. IrishTexan says:

    You shouldn’t have pushed the Public Option, Barry. The Democrats tried that once…..

    {/end channeling Danny Vermin}

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087507/

  30. elliot says:

    You want a real thrill, Mr President, go stand over that geyser hole over there.

  31. rodney dill says:

    Obama: “Well your finger smells a little like Pelosi, but I give up, what is it?”
    Ranger: “Dead moose’s butt.”

  32. markm says:

    Ranger Duffy: “..so I’ve got this finger with arthritis that sometimes acts up like gangbusters. Under your POS plan, and at my age, I would have to skip the doctor visit and go right to the end of life counselor???”

  33. markm says:

    Well your finger smells a little like Pelosi

    EFFFING GROSSSSSS.

  34. markm says:

    Ranger Duffy: “member when all your poll numbers were up here?”

  35. “I don’t care if you were at a beer summit, just follow my damn finger.”

  36. President Obama: “I came here to see a geyser, not a geezer.”

    President Obama: “Ok, you’re old, I’m faithful, and Ken’s a geezer. What’s your point?”

    Park Ranger: “One last thing, watch out for wild animals — bears, buffalo, moose and Dick Cheney — he lives around here somewhere.”

  37. rodney dill says:

    “I used to have 5 fingers on this hand, until I went hunting with Dick Cheney.”

  38. DL says:

    I don’t care if you’re the president of Kenya sir, you can’t keep going left on this trail without going over a cliff.

    You say you don’t need a mule because you have a lot of friends that are jackasses?

    I will not let you make a movie here proving the Grand Canyon was caused by global warming.

    That woman of yours is right -your breath is stinky.

    No sir, we don’t take any credit cards signed by all the American people.

    All I said sir was that the canyon was about as deep as your deficit.

    No there are no ACORNS in Arizona sir.

  39. Deathlok says:

    “FROM NOW ON, YOUR NAME IS PRESIDENT SNOWBALL!! DO YOU LIKE THAT NAME? HOW ABOUT YOU COME OVER FOR DINNER AND F&#% MY SISTER!! NOW DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!!

  40. Must… resist… urge… to… pick… President’s… nose…

  41. markm says:

    Ranger Duffy: “OH…what’s the number for that fishy thing you got for reporting the opposition??. I think i seen a Republican here the other day. He had…the look

  42. markm says:

    Ranger Duffy: “wull of course…back in the day, when we had a black guy that claimed he was the President Of The United States and we were not clear where he was born….we gave him the single barrel shocker!”

  43. markm says:

    Ranger Duffy: “Sure, oh heck yeah…It’s 10:15PM Eastern on a Monday night and I’m still offended my finger bears the stink of Nancy Pelosi…who wouldn’t be???????????????????”

    wrecked my day RD. Pitwewy.

  44. Elmo says:

    Better watch it Chucklehead … it’s loaded with right wing bile.

  45. rodney dill says:

    “Watch it, my attitude’s contagious… Dick Cheney was happy-go-lucky until he met me.”

  46. DL says:

    Bush caused this canyon to crack open? what are you, some kind of a joker?

    I don’t care if you are a messiah, you may not fly over to the North Rim.

    No sir, you can’t do that, this park is already nationalized.

    You want to change the name to Obama’s Canyon?

    With the kind of friends you hang around with, you shouldn’t worry about our scorpions and rattlesnakes being harmful Sir.

  47. rodney dill says:

    “We’re renaming it to Sotomayor’s Wise Crack”

  48. Mr. Prosser says:

    What? No I’ve only worked here one year but the desert ages a person.

  49. markm says:

    Ranger Duffy: “Well, I was born in Finland…moved to Sweden…then on to Canada. Finally, I moved here to take this job as I was told the health care was better”

  50. markm says:

    Ranger Duffy: “Before we start young man…I got an unsolicited e-mail the other day..from the White house. Can you ask Gibby how they got my information?. Oh, and tell him to skip a meal too, the boy has a quite the turkey waddle.”

  51. elliot says:

    By the way, Mr. President, changing the subject. Can you mandate a federal law that will order “Outside the Beltway” to issue ‘markm’ a first place win?

  52. markm says:

    Now elliot….I don’t need no stinkin’ mandate (but i’d accept one). If I had a nickel for every time i’ve won…well, i’d have some nickels.

    mandate…hmmph!.

  53. markm says:

    Ranger Duffy: “Now that Favre plays for Vikings, I hope they kick the Bears ass!!”

  54. Hodink says:

    “I am thinking of one nasty friggin’ grandma who might look swell at the bottom of the Grand Canyon.”

  55. elliot says:

    Just playing with you. It’s nice to win or even place but I don’t mind if it gets spread around to everyone even you..um well, …maybe – Heh heh
    Good Luck this week.

  56. G.A.Phillips says:

    Yeah, getting the Lions in there was a bit over the top. I hope I didn’t offend anyone.

    Shish on the Lion stuff, some ONE might be reading this, and I don’t think we can afford another trillion dollar bailout!!!

  57. markm says:

    Just playing with you. It’s nice to win or even place but I don’t mind if it gets spread around to everyone even you..um well, …maybe – Heh heh
    Good Luck this week.

    Lucky streaks come and go… 🙂

    Yeah, getting the Lions in there was a bit over the top. I hope I didn’t offend anyone.

    Shish on the Lion stuff, some ONE might be reading this, and I don’t think we can afford another trillion dollar bailout!!!

    He’s a Bears “fan”. Could you imagine the townhall meetings trying to sell that?!?!?. Bloodshed. Besides, the Lions are on FIRE…in the pre-season.

  58. markm says:

    Ranger Duffy: “Any chance you guys will do one of those totally asinine PR stunt flyby’s with Air Force One but this time declassify the photo’s??…no?”

  59. G.A.Phillips says:

    Yes I said like animals Mr. President, but I really don’t know much about lions…and I’m not to sure what a czar does…But what the hay…when do I start?

  60. Hermoine says:

    “Don’t pull the plug on grandma. But grandpa, heck, he has to go.”

  61. Maggie Mama says:

    You mark my words, son, the First Lady in those short shorts will make news.

  62. Maggie Mama says:

    No, we’re not near the San Andreas Fault, but according to Joe Biden you’re a quakebuttock.

  63. Elmo says:

    Dirty Harriet: You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya punk?

    Son, are you stupid?

    Can I get your autograph? My grandkids’ll never believe I met Bozo the Clown!

    I want a refund!

    Haven’t I seen your picture at the post office?

    (Day one at the new Obamacare proctology clinic): Am I a real proctologist? No … but I did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

    (Day two at the new Obamacare proctology clinic): Gloves? Bwahahahahaha ….

    Lie down in front of which bus?

    In those days, the doctor would tell us to drop our drawers and bend over. It was the beginning of socialized medicine.

  64. Timmer says:

    No Mr. President, it’s MY park, I just let you walk through it.

  65. Elmo says:

    I can’t put my finger on it … but there’s something fishy about you.

  66. Elmo says:

    I’ll show you my birth certificate, if you show me yours?

  67. elliot says:

    Hey, you’re funny, Mr President. “Is Old Faithful the worlds biggest bidet?”

  68. markm says:

    Ranger Duffy: “Boy, with all the mixed messages coming out the Sunday talk shows i’d have to say that Brett Favre is more decisive than your administration*”

    *New first…I borrowed that line…should I win with it…I can live with that 🙂

  69. markm says:

    Ranger Duffy: “QUICK QUIZ…what’s my finger smell like?”

    Obama: “..uh…it still…uh…smells like Nancy Pelosi?”

    Ranger Duffy: “NO…sicko. H1N1..just came down with it”

  70. markm says:

    Ranger Duffy: “UH-OH…look up there. Looks like Joe Biden is getting shot down in is helicopter again”

  71. markm says:

    Ranger Duffy: “Well, given recent comments…why don’t you go check out the geyser on your own. Go it alone so to speak…”