Thursday, November 26, 2009
Time for the Turkey Day OTB Caption ContestTM
Happy Thanksgiving All
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Winners to last Monday’s contest will be announced some time on Friday
“Let me be clear, we are taking an unprecedented step today by pardoning this turkey because we need a change and believe there can be hope.”
President Obama once again gives America the bird.
President Obama’s decision on whether to pardon the turkey has been deferred yet again as he directs his staff to present him with another set of options that include a giblet strategy.
Damn it, stop bowing to everything that moves!
President Obama chokes the, um, turkey.
So, you can make ACORNs disappear?
Great, now there’ll be a turkeys created or saved metric.
How many turkeys does it take for a White House photo op?
“Under my .. uh .. unprecedented .. um .. health care reform, I wouldn’t have to .. ah .. heal the .. er .. turkey with .. uhm .. my touch. Of hope and change.”
What!?! No pockets??
Of course, Obama proves once again to be partial to the left wing!
Is there anyway we could pardon this side and sacrifice the right?
Amputate the right wing and I’ll let him live!
To prevent the “Bird Flew” I say cut off the right wing and leave this one.
Birds of a feather…
Mr. President… I got one… Do you know what the white stuff is in turkey crap??? huh? huh?
This is embarrassing…. when is this turkey gonna let me go back to the farm??
Health care plan comes home to roost!
Glad to meet you Mr. Ambassador, what country are you from again… let’s see … Joe told me it was just north of Iraq… Hmmm.
Yummy , I always liked the left wing best!
I would like to present my administration’s newest Assistant Treasury Secretary!
What happened to the bat, I thought we were doing that multicultural thing for my birthplace this year?
FLASH: Caption Contest Stopped Due to Racist Photograph
And so I give you my new animal czar.
This bird represents my administration – a turkey without real meat that can’t fly.
Mr. President, I present to you the Senate’s first draft of Cap and Trade.
Ummmm, guys… the point is to be funny, or witty, or some sort of clever. Try harder.
Future post at Pajamas Media:
“Obama Pardons Thanksgiving Turkey: Will He Do The Same for KSM?”
Get your hands off of me you turkey!
Sorry, Tom, you’re through. You helped for awhile but it’s not working out, go join Greg Craig at the petting zoo.
“Are you sure *this* one is on the guest list?”
Fair is fowl, and fowl is fair.
President Obama – the Health Care bill is now ready to sign
President Obama selects the new Health Care Czar at a Thanksgiving Day news conference.
You racist mofo’s …. if I’d wanted some jive *ss white turkey, I woulda asked for one.
Cluck for me baby … you know how I like it.
Pardon me? No pardon you.
What did one turkey say to the other?
Most turkeys are not high flyers; Obama’s proving to be the exception.
Which one doesn’t belong?
Say … you’re kinda cute, come here often?
In the world of politics … there are turkeys. And then there are turkeys.
Can the blind lead the blind?
The big white game hunter, proudly shows off his stuffed and mounted prize.
I AM a turkey. What’s your excuse?/I know you are … but what am I?
Preaching to the choir.
Send your donations to PETA today, the turkey or jack*ss you save ….
How come he won’t cock-a-doodle-do?
What has two legs, and gobbles mooselimb deek?
Meanwhile … outside Darwin’s waitng room.
Which one’s fake?
Preheat oven to 350, remove neck and giblets. Stuff. Place turkey in bag. Bake until meat thermometer reads 180Â°F … 3 to 3 1/2 hours [for 20 to 24 lb (add 1/2 hour for stuffing)].
Happy Thanksgiving Rodney! (Obviously, had lot of fun with this one).
I now present to the American idiots – excuse me – the American people, my new Health Care Czar.
Why did Obama cross the north portico?…
Oh pardon me, when you said there was some wild turkey….I naturally thought you meant in a bottle.
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