Caption Contest

Time for the Turkey Day OTB Caption ContestTM

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(AFP/Saul Loeb)

Happy Thanksgiving All

Winners will be announced Monday PM

Winners to last Monday’s contest will be announced some time on Friday

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Dodd says:

    “Let me be clear, we are taking an unprecedented step today by pardoning this turkey because we need a change and believe there can be hope.”

  2. Wyatt Earp says:

    President Obama once again gives America the bird.

  3. President Obama’s decision on whether to pardon the turkey has been deferred yet again as he directs his staff to present him with another set of options that include a giblet strategy.

  4. Damn it, stop bowing to everything that moves!

  5. President Obama chokes the, um, turkey.

  6. So, you can make ACORNs disappear?

  7. Great, now there’ll be a turkeys created or saved metric.

  8. How many turkeys does it take for a White House photo op?

  9. MikeM says:

    “Under my .. uh .. unprecedented .. um .. health care reform, I wouldn’t have to .. ah .. heal the .. er .. turkey with .. uhm .. my touch. Of hope and change.”

  10. floyd says:

    What!?! No pockets??

  11. floyd says:

    Of course, Obama proves once again to be partial to the left wing!

  12. floyd says:

    Is there anyway we could pardon this side and sacrifice the right?

  13. floyd says:

    Amputate the right wing and I’ll let him live!

  14. floyd says:

    To prevent the “Bird Flew” I say cut off the right wing and leave this one.

  15. floyd says:

    Birds of a feather…

  16. floyd says:

    Mr. President… I got one… Do you know what the white stuff is in turkey crap??? huh? huh?

  17. floyd says:

    This is embarrassing…. when is this turkey gonna let me go back to the farm??

  18. floyd says:

    Health care plan comes home to roost!

  19. floyd says:

    Glad to meet you Mr. Ambassador, what country are you from again… let’s see … Joe told me it was just north of Iraq… Hmmm.

  20. floyd says:

    Yummy , I always liked the left wing best!

  21. Maniakes says:

    I would like to present my administration’s newest Assistant Treasury Secretary!

  22. G.A.Phillips says:

    What happened to the bat, I thought we were doing that multicultural thing for my birthplace this year?

  23. John Burgess says:

    FLASH: Caption Contest Stopped Due to Racist Photograph

  24. DL says:

    And so I give you my new animal czar.

    This bird represents my administration – a turkey without real meat that can’t fly.

  25. Chadzilla says:

    Mr. President, I present to you the Senate’s first draft of Cap and Trade.

  26. anjin-san says:

    Ummmm, guys… the point is to be funny, or witty, or some sort of clever. Try harder.

  27. Herb says:

    Future post at Pajamas Media:

    “Obama Pardons Thanksgiving Turkey: Will He Do The Same for KSM?”

  28. Zelsdorf Ragshaft III says:

    Get your hands off of me you turkey!

  29. Mr. Prosser says:

    Sorry, Tom, you’re through. You helped for awhile but it’s not working out, go join Greg Craig at the petting zoo.

  30. MikeM says:

    “Are you sure *this* one is on the guest list?”

  31. Fair is fowl, and fowl is fair.

  32. Michael Hamm says:

    President Obama – the Health Care bill is now ready to sign

  33. Steve Naso says:

    President Obama selects the new Health Care Czar at a Thanksgiving Day news conference.

  34. Elmo says:

    You racist mofo’s …. if I’d wanted some jive *ss white turkey, I woulda asked for one.

    Cluck for me baby … you know how I like it.

    Pardon me? No pardon you.

    What did one turkey say to the other?

  35. Maggie Mama says:

    Most turkeys are not high flyers; Obama’s proving to be the exception.

  36. Elmo says:

    Which one doesn’t belong?

    Say … you’re kinda cute, come here often?

    In the world of politics … there are turkeys. And then there are turkeys.

    Can the blind lead the blind?

    The big white game hunter, proudly shows off his stuffed and mounted prize.

    I AM a turkey. What’s your excuse?/I know you are … but what am I?

    Preaching to the choir.

    Send your donations to PETA today, the turkey or jack*ss you save ….

    How come he won’t cock-a-doodle-do?

    What has two legs, and gobbles mooselimb deek?

    Meanwhile … outside Darwin’s waitng room.

    Which one’s fake?

    Preheat oven to 350, remove neck and giblets. Stuff. Place turkey in bag. Bake until meat thermometer reads 180°F … 3 to 3 1/2 hours [for 20 to 24 lb (add 1/2 hour for stuffing)].

    Happy Thanksgiving Rodney! (Obviously, had lot of fun with this one).

  37. Michael Hamm says:

    I now present to the American idiots – excuse me – the American people, my new Health Care Czar.

  38. elliot says:

    Why did Obama cross the north portico?…

  39. elliot says:

    Oh pardon me, when you said there was some wild turkey….I naturally thought you meant in a bottle.