Wednesday, April 9, 2003
Gee, it was nice of Sam Donaldson to let me have his old toupee.
Am I sexy, or what?
Who took my prunes?
In a scene reminiscent of Baghdad, citizens of Ohio prepare to tear down a statue of failed demagogue Dennis Kucinich before realizing that it was actually him in person.
And now for the part that hate most of all, the Iraqis down in Iraqiville will gather around the toppled statue of Saddam and sing Sing SING!
Even people as ugly as cannot erase the expression of utter disgust upon catching an unwanted glimpse of Medu–, er, I mean, Helen Thomas.
Even people as ugly as Kucinich cannot erase the expression of utter disgust upon catching an unwanted glimpse of Medu–, er, I mean, Helen Thomas.
“What’s that *smell*?”
I…can’t…quite…get my head out of my a**.
Dickhead! Certified and registered.
I like this guy – but I like Michael Moore and other assholes! Anyone who says such stupdit stuff obviously needs a larger shirt neck size to allow more oxygen to get to his brain.
Weebles wobble, but they don’t fall down.
Does this thing really cover my lobotomy scar? HellO? Are we on? Who soaked my false teeth in lemon juice?
“I ran out of crayon before I finished drawing on my hair.”
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