Friday, April 18, 2003
A new one:
“You may now kiss the bride”
“Fuck ‘Freedom Fries.’ I LIKE dropping French things in boiling oil.” “Me, too!”
Blair: “we kicked ass didnt we”
Bush: “Yes, Tony, We the sure the fuck did.”
After Syria – what d’ya say we hit Iran?
Bush and Blair are seen sharing a laugh after a recent UN conference. “They just don’t get it, do they?” joked Blair. “No, they’ve got some serious brain constipation. What the French and Germans really need is an oil enema… with burning oil.”
They shared an uncomfortable silence in which they both new, they were deeply in love.
Bush: I messed with Chirac on the phone today.
Blair: You think that got to him, I got reports in the paper that I will be President of the EU. The bastard just figured out I will be running France next year.
“George, how can we see eye-to-eye when you keep staring at my teeth?”
“It’s Miller time.”
Okay, I’ve read all these….I win right? lol
Blair: Georgie That’s not my hand your Shaking
Bush: Oh boyyy
I know it’s amazing, but of course we’re the illegitimate offspring of George 41 and Margaret Thatcher…just look at our matching crow’s feet…
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