Outside the Beltway

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1. Mustang 23 says:
   Monday, 20 June 2005 at 08:51

   Michael Jackson resorts to wearing costumes to get near little boys.
2. Brandon Jaynes says:
   Monday, 20 June 2005 at 09:05

   Congratulations, graduates. You are now alumni of an elite group–things I’m glad I don’t have to see on T.V. anymore.
3. Laurence Simon says:
   Monday, 20 June 2005 at 09:08

   It’s bad enough having an autoimmune disorder when you’re a midget, but having to wear the Pokemon Environment Suits to go outside because they’re the only style available in your size is what drives most Bubble Boy Midgets to suicide.
4. McGehee says:
   Monday, 20 June 2005 at 09:20

   “Take off that mask and let me have a pikachu.”
5. Charles Moy says:
   Monday, 20 June 2005 at 09:26

   Howie the DNC Bee(Howard Dean in costume) begins reaching out to future voters.

   Howie’s motto…”get’em while their young and inexperiened.”
   Sorta like Jacko does…he.he!
6. Rodney Dill says:
   Monday, 20 June 2005 at 10:11

   Tom Sneddon, undercover at Neverland, attempts to get more potential victims to talk about Michael.
7. The Man says:
   Monday, 20 June 2005 at 10:31

   Pikachu handlers forgot to feed the creature before an event. Poor Jose didn’t have a chance.
8. The Man says:
   Monday, 20 June 2005 at 10:32

   As part of a civil settlement, Michael Jackson performed 100 hours of community service, then asked for more.
9. Hodink says:
   Monday, 20 June 2005 at 11:05

   “See, Nanny?”

   Hence Todd’s grandmother quit saying, “God bless you.”, whenever Pikachu was mentioned.
10. Eric J says:
    Monday, 20 June 2005 at 11:16

    The Furry community had better start policing themselves if they’re ever going to get mainstream acceptance – oh, who are we kidding? Like Furries are ever going to get mainstream acceptance anyway.
11. Mythilt says:
    Monday, 20 June 2005 at 12:27

    A demonstration of the newest DDR varient, Nintendo’s Tango-Tango Pikachu.
12. Russ says:
    Monday, 20 June 2005 at 12:34

    As demonstrated by the “Little Jaime maneuver,” summons servers have a wide variety of ploys and disguises they can use in order to complete their assignments.
13. Editor - 201k.com says:
    Monday, 20 June 2005 at 13:50

    “Pssst…I’m naked in here…”
14. Maniakes says:
    Monday, 20 June 2005 at 13:55

    I just finished judging another caption contest with this same image. The entries were:

    * baronlaw: “*knee to the groin* Take that Pika Rat!”
    * daedalus4096: “No means no, Pikachu!”
    * preciousjade: “No tongue, no tongue!”
    * shiatretiel: “Pikachu? Whats that poking me down there?”
15. Lorg Skyegon says:
    Monday, 20 June 2005 at 15:03

    AS he prepares to open up Tokyo Neverland, Michael Jackson prepares new attractions.
16. Chrees says:
    Monday, 20 June 2005 at 15:23

    It was a Father’s Day that Jose would never forget…
17. Ron Hardin says:
    Monday, 20 June 2005 at 19:28

    John Kerry’s magic hat is mistakenly presented to a neighborhood youth.
18. jim says:
    Tuesday, 21 June 2005 at 12:57

    Objects in costume are larger than they appear.
19. Bithead says:
    Tuesday, 21 June 2005 at 16:40

    The picture taken before the tragic moment when Picachu sneezed, generating a huge electrical field, instantly cooking the Pokemon fan. Investigators blame the promoters for not warning the patrons and George W. Bush for not spending enough federal tax dollars to prevent the tragedy.