Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

(AP Photo/Nintendo, John T. Barr)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Mustang 23 says:

    Michael Jackson resorts to wearing costumes to get near little boys.

  2. Congratulations, graduates. You are now alumni of an elite group–things I’m glad I don’t have to see on T.V. anymore.

  3. It’s bad enough having an autoimmune disorder when you’re a midget, but having to wear the Pokemon Environment Suits to go outside because they’re the only style available in your size is what drives most Bubble Boy Midgets to suicide.

  4. McGehee says:

    “Take off that mask and let me have a pikachu.”

  5. Charles Moy says:

    Howie the DNC Bee(Howard Dean in costume) begins reaching out to future voters.

    Howie’s motto…”get’em while their young and inexperiened.”
    Sorta like Jacko does…he.he!

  6. Rodney Dill says:

    Tom Sneddon, undercover at Neverland, attempts to get more potential victims to talk about Michael.

  7. The Man says:

    Pikachu handlers forgot to feed the creature before an event. Poor Jose didn’t have a chance.

  8. The Man says:

    As part of a civil settlement, Michael Jackson performed 100 hours of community service, then asked for more.

  9. Hodink says:

    “See, Nanny?”

    Hence Todd’s grandmother quit saying, “God bless you.”, whenever Pikachu was mentioned.

  10. Eric J says:

    The Furry community had better start policing themselves if they’re ever going to get mainstream acceptance – oh, who are we kidding? Like Furries are ever going to get mainstream acceptance anyway.

  11. Mythilt says:

    A demonstration of the newest DDR varient, Nintendo’s Tango-Tango Pikachu.

  12. Russ says:

    As demonstrated by the “Little Jaime maneuver,” summons servers have a wide variety of ploys and disguises they can use in order to complete their assignments.

  13. “Pssst…I’m naked in here…”

  14. Maniakes says:

    I just finished judging another caption contest with this same image. The entries were:

    * baronlaw: “*knee to the groin* Take that Pika Rat!”
    * daedalus4096: “No means no, Pikachu!”
    * preciousjade: “No tongue, no tongue!”
    * shiatretiel: “Pikachu? Whats that poking me down there?”

  15. Lorg Skyegon says:

    AS he prepares to open up Tokyo Neverland, Michael Jackson prepares new attractions.

  16. Chrees says:

    It was a Father’s Day that Jose would never forget…

  17. Ron Hardin says:

    John Kerry’s magic hat is mistakenly presented to a neighborhood youth.

  18. jim says:

    Objects in costume are larger than they appear.

  19. Bithead says:

    The picture taken before the tragic moment when Picachu sneezed, generating a huge electrical field, instantly cooking the Pokemon fan. Investigators blame the promoters for not warning the patrons and George W. Bush for not spending enough federal tax dollars to prevent the tragedy.