Caption Contest Winners
The When Lawyers Attack Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AFP/File/Teeraphat Sitichailapa)
Winners:
First: yetanotherjohn – What’s in your wallet?
Second: SgtFluffy – Derrick and Wilt will never live down those defective Elmo costumes
Third: Kent G. Budge – Dick and Willie’s Excellent Adventure
Honorable Mention:
FormerHostage – Oh stop complaining! It could be worse. Last summer my job was to promote a feminine hygiene product!
Alan Kellogg – We represent Dinky Brand Prophylactics. Protection for the small man.
The Pirate – We’re Interns, Clinton Interns.
Scott_T – Yes, you are much better than the last lady walking her dogs past us, we almost tripped trying to get away from them peeing on us.
Dan Adler – Dick Heads against AIDS
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“Rubber? I don’t even know her.”
“Rove you rong time.”
“Any time is the wrong time.”“Hey Lady, what contraceptive product are you dressed as?”
Reservoir End Dogs
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