Caption Contest Winners

The Everything’s Bigger in Texas Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



(AFP/Mehdi Fedouach)

The Winners:

First: The ManEat More Humans

Second: LJD – Speak softly, and carry a big c-ck.

Third(tie): Scott_T – Hello Butterball Help Line? So how many hours per pound do I cook a 1000-lb turkey?

Third(tie): charles austinBob soon learned what being truly henpecked really meant.

Honorable Mention:

AndersonKim Jong Il’s emissary knew, suddenly, two things: that the reports from the nuclear test site were true, and that he would never survive to report them to Dear Leader.

stillearly – Oh no, it’s Cynthia McKinney fully enraged and about to strike!

TimmerNext on The Travel Channel: The truth behind why Zen Buddhists don’t eat meat.

FormerHostage – New Viagra tag-line: Feeling insecure about your cock size?

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

Lord, when I said I wanted a bigger pecker this isn’t exactly what I had in mind.

In the end PETA decided it didn’t really find the ad offensive at all.

“Get offa Mork’s spaceship, Right Now!”

The Thursday contest has already borrowed Captain Jack’s compass.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.