Caption Contest Winners
The Everything’s Bigger in Texas Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
First: The Man – Eat More Humans
Second: LJD – Speak softly, and carry a big c-ck.
Third(tie): Scott_T – Hello Butterball Help Line? So how many hours per pound do I cook a 1000-lb turkey?
Third(tie): charles austin – Bob soon learned what being truly henpecked really meant.
Anderson– Kim Jong Il’s emissary knew, suddenly, two things: that the reports from the nuclear test site were true, and that he would never survive to report them to Dear Leader.
stillearly – Oh no, it’s Cynthia McKinney fully enraged and about to strike!
Timmer – Next on The Travel Channel: The truth behind why Zen Buddhists don’t eat meat.
FormerHostage – New Viagra tag-line: Feeling insecure about your cock size?
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
Lord, when I said I wanted a bigger pecker this isn’t exactly what I had in mind.
In the end PETA decided it didn’t really find the ad offensive at all.
“Get offa Mork’s spaceship, Right Now!”