Caption Contest Winners

The Iraq, Paper, Scissors Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(AP Photo/ Joe Raedle, pool)

The Winners

First: Laurence Simon“Yeah, I did standup comedy for a year. I guess you could say I’ve quite literally bombed everywhere.”

Second : Brian J.Come on, we touch fists and say, “Wonder Twin powers, activate!” You can do it!

Third: charles austin“No, no, no Mr. Rumsfeld, the ZZ Top move goes like this.”

Honorable Mention:

McGeheeThe real Rumsfeld having decided to take a day off to climb Everest in a speedo, the Bush Administration hurriedly brought in a lifesize Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robotâ„¢ to take his place.
Nobody noticed the substitution.

Caliban DarklockBut there’s TWO. Your paper only covers ONE rock, see? I got TWO rocks. I’m too clever for you foreign people.

charles austinFloat like a butterfly, sting like the 101st Airborne.

Roger – “If you guess which hand I have the quarter in, you can ride up front in the limo.”

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

Later an investigation had to be launched as Ted Kennedy purported that Rumsfeld was not trading boxing stories but, was really showing Jaafari how to create a critical mass of Plutonium.

The Monday contest has already started.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. WOOHOO!

  2. anjin-san says:

    Guess you could not dig up the photo of Rumsfeld pumping Saddam’s hand… oh yea, Saddam was a good guy back then.

  3. Russ says:

    Whereas “anjin-san” is a pea-wit now.

  4. Jethro Tull had anjin-san down a long time ago…

    Once I used to join in
    every boy and girl was my friend.
    Now there’s revolution, but they don’t know
    what they’re fighting.
    Let us close our eyes;
    outside their lives go on much faster.
    Oh, we won’t give in,
    he’ll keep living in the past.