Caption Contest Winners

The Haikutown Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

Winners below the fold, plus my photoshop entry with secret subliminal message.

A lot of these had me rolling on the floor, I forced my self to cut it back to six, or I would’ve had to make half of them honorable mention.


(AP Photo/Koji Sasahara)

The Winners

First: Caliban DarklockAfter spending all weekend trying to print his digital vacation pictures, Yutaka expressed his sentiments by legally changing his name.

Second: bullwinkleHe was used to a certain amount of ribbing from the other guys on the team, American condoms didn’t fit him either.

Third: McGeheeNew uniforms for the crew of the Goodyear blimp.

Honorable Mention:

Maniakes“This used to be my shirt, but after eating Subway sandwitches for six months. . .”

Lorg Skyegon – Kodak CEO Antonio Perez has finally decided what his vanity plates will be.

AYB – Sumo wrestling just won’t be the same without the jumbo-sized Huggies.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel


Without having a single minute of ice time, his teammates wondered how Fukufuji had scored a $10 Million Kodak endorsement

FUJI Photo immediately dropped all endorsement agreements with the NHL

Once in Detroit, Fukufuji had to be taught not to eat the octopi thrown on the ice.

… and my photoshop entry…


True Hockey Fans Won’t Forget
(though they’ll still probably purchase their season tickets)

The Thursday contest has already started.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.