Caption Contest Winners

The Cash and Kerry Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



(AP Photo/Charles Rex Arbogast)


First(tie): TimmerKerry thought bubble: At least it didn’t take me 16 months to beat a girl.

First(tie): Wyatt Earp“A lot of Republicans call me a one-trick pony. Well, there’s only one horse in this Party and it’s . . . oh, he’s right behind me, isn’t he?”

Second: ElmoIf you vote for me, Susan Sarandon won’t hafta move to Canada. Please do it for the children of Hollywood!

Third: William d’Inger – As my Secretary Of Da Fence, he will organize the Bureau Of Medal Pitchin’.


DaveD – We’re down to just two finalists in the “Please think of me as the next John F. Kennedy” contest.

charles austinJohn Kerry caught in an awkward moment of deciding to clap after not clapping, or deciding not to clap after clapping. Maintaining the viability of a future candidacy is such a tremendous burden for a nuanced man.

BitheadThe “I have a nightmare” speech

John425 – “…and if I had ANY military records, I wouldn’t release them either.


Kerry: “I threw my American flag lapel pin away with my medals.”

Obama: “…and I decided not to wear a flag lapel, before I decided to wear one.”
Kerry: “You da man.”

The bushdanceMonday Contest is ready for the Texas Two-step.

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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.