Caption Contest Winners
The Ara-media-ho Indian Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
I haven’t had a tie for first for a while, but these two were just too good to do anything else with.
(AP Photo/LM Otero)
First(tie): Eric J. – Cindy was overwhelmed when Ward Churchill “pinned” her.
First(tie): Laurence Simon– “About that Israelis out of Palestine thing. . . can you get these goddamned palefaces off of my tribal lands, too? I’ve got casinos to build.”
Second: LJD – In an effort to reach out to Native Americans, Cindy Sheehan attempts to speak their language:
(hand oscillating) “woo woo woo woo woo woo”
Third: charles austin – Even Cindy Sheehan took a moment from her religious crusade, uh, I mean jihad, against President Bush to lament the bill of attainder the NCAA has passed against Chief Illiniwek.
The Man – Chief: The bear urine will make you strong
Roger – Chief: Cindy, this pin will allow you free drinks in our casino.
Rachel Edith – “Ahhhh chooo. Ahhhh chooo. Sorry, Chief. In addition to rustling them, I’m allergic to feathers.”
Buckley F. Williams – “But they promised me that the construction worker was going to give me the award!”
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
Chief: “Oops, sorry its just a little prick.”
Cindy: “That’s what I was afraid of, but they say size doesn’t matter.”
Survivor: Little Big Horn – in episode 1, Cindy is voted off the
After one simple question cindy just could not finish the conversation with the chief.
“No Cindy, when I said I was a bush-hater, I meant I was gay.”
I knew I needed to come and see you “Medicine Man of Strong Yew tree” everywhere I went people kept chanting to me “Shaman Yew! Shaman Yew! Shaman Yew!”
Cindy: “What did you have me put up my nose, Is that some strong ancient Indian remedy.”
Chief: “Naw, thats just Crack dear.”