Caption Contest Winners

The Ara-media-ho Indian Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

I haven’t had a tie for first for a while, but these two were just too good to do anything else with.

(AP Photo/LM Otero)

The Winners

First(tie): Eric J.Cindy was overwhelmed when Ward Churchill “pinned” her.
First(tie): Laurence Simon“About that Israelis out of Palestine thing. . . can you get these goddamned palefaces off of my tribal lands, too? I’ve got casinos to build.”

Second: LJD – In an effort to reach out to Native Americans, Cindy Sheehan attempts to speak their language:
(hand oscillating) “woo woo woo woo woo woo”

Third: charles austinEven Cindy Sheehan took a moment from her religious crusade, uh, I mean jihad, against President Bush to lament the bill of attainder the NCAA has passed against Chief Illiniwek.

Honorable Mention:

The ManChief: The bear urine will make you strong

Roger – Chief: Cindy, this pin will allow you free drinks in our casino.

Rachel Edith – “Ahhhh chooo. Ahhhh chooo. Sorry, Chief. In addition to rustling them, I’m allergic to feathers.”

Buckley F. Williams“But they promised me that the construction worker was going to give me the award!”

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

Chief: “Oops, sorry its just a little prick.”
Cindy: “That’s what I was afraid of, but they say size doesn’t matter.”

Survivor: Little Big Horn – in episode 1, Cindy is voted off the islandReservation

After one simple question cindy just could not finish the conversation with the chief.

“No Cindy, when I said I was a bush-hater, I meant I was gay.”

I knew I needed to come and see you “Medicine Man of Strong Yew tree” everywhere I went people kept chanting to me “Shaman Yew! Shaman Yew! Shaman Yew!”

Cindy: “What did you have me put up my nose, Is that some strong ancient Indian remedy.”
Chief: “Naw, thats just Crack dear.”

The Monday contest has already started.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Rodney, that picture of Sean Penn bailing water is just begging for a caption. Maybe you should limit entries to lines Sean has uttered in his movies.

  2. Holy crap. A tie!

    Can we fight to the death for the prize? I like fighting to the death.

  3. Rodney Dill says:

    Holy crap. A tie!
    Sounds like Father’s Day

    Can we fight to the death for the prize? I like fighting to the death.
    I’d have to ask Eric J., What is your win/loss ratio?