Caption Contest Winners

The Resident Evil Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(AP Photo/Carlos Osorio)

The Winners

First: Michael DemmonsI swear to god. . . He came at me with a cigar the size of a frickin python!!

Second: JimThose who enjoyed Hillary’s fish story were thrilled by her “I’m a centrist” whoppers.

Third: Anodyne – Hillary surrenders to fashion police.

Honorable Mention:

Laurence Simon“But it leaned slightly to the left.”

T. Harris – “That’s it. Keep your hands up and step away from the microphone!”

Jonk – Hillary attempts to catch a clue…

DL – “The first ashtray missed Bill by this much, but the second one caught him upside the head just so. . .”

Gaijin biker – In what would become the first major political speech deemed inappropriate for broadcast television, Hillary Clinton explains why she stood by Bill for all those years.


Rachel Edith with Jay Leno – “And it is a great, great, great big fat lie that the reason I want to run for president in 2008 is to see what it’s like to sleep in the president’s bed.”

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“I’d like to thank you all for taking time out of your busy schedules to come honor a great American… But enough about me.”

“Well Bill has told a few little ones.”

“TOUCHDOWN . . . Now is this when I do the Lambert Leap?

“I am a jelly do-nut”
(Thinking to self – “Hmmm somehow this seemed more presidential in German”)

The Thursday contest is already winning major awards

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.