Caption Contest Winners
The Resident Evil Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/Carlos Osorio)
First: Michael Demmons – I swear to god. . . He came at me with a cigar the size of a frickin python!!
Second: Jim – Those who enjoyed Hillary’s fish story were thrilled by her “IÃ¢€™m a centrist” whoppers.
Third: Anodyne – Hillary surrenders to fashion police.
Laurence Simon – “But it leaned slightly to the left.”
T. Harris – “That’s it. Keep your hands up and step away from the microphone!”
Jonk – Hillary attempts to catch a clueÃ¢€¦
DL – “The first ashtray missed Bill by this much, but the second one caught him upside the head just so. . .”
Gaijin biker – In what would become the first major political speech deemed inappropriate for broadcast television, Hillary Clinton explains why she stood by Bill for all those years.
BEST WITH AN ASSIST
Rachel Edith with Jay Leno – “And it is a great, great, great big fat lie that the reason I want to run for president in 2008 is to see what it’s like to sleep in the president’s bed.”
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“I’d like to thank you all for taking time out of your busy schedules to come honor a great American… But enough about me.”
“Well Bill has told a few little ones.”
“TOUCHDOWN . . . Now is this when I do the Lambert Leap?”
“I am a jelly do-nut”
(Thinking to self – “Hmmm somehow this seemed more presidential in German”)