Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, April 18, 2005 · No comments

The Texas Standoff Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

here’s the way I see it.

(AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)

The Winners

First: Silicon Valley Jim РThese French fellas are takin̢۪ a while to get the hang of rock-paper-scissors.

Second: wavemaker – Principals of The New World Order re-enact Michaelangelo’s “Creation of Adam.”

Third: John Henke – “This Intelligence stuff is easy”, Bush thought, “just pull Chirac’s finger, and I can finally find out what happened to Saddams biological weapons. How could it possibly go wrong?” And yet, it did go wrong.
On the bright side, however, Jacque Chirac won 20 Euros off every other member of the EU.

Honorable Mention:

Loon – It was at that precise moment that the president realised that neither of them had any notion of how a light sabre should be operated.

Laurence Simon – In Europe, they call it “Push my finger.”

The Man РI̢۪m With Stupid

Crerar – Which one of you boys wants to commit troops to Iraq?

The Monday contest has already started.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“Draw, OK, Chirac you won two out of three, You’re the fastest wienie in the west.”