It Takes A Baboon To Raze A Village
Norm Spector has been challenging the Toronto Star to produce a list of the 45 countries military psuedo-expert Gwynne Dyer claims to be published in.
Today, they quietly changed the tagline. Countries…. papers… what’s the difference, really?
“Gwynne Dyer is a Canadian journalist based in London whose articles are published in 45 papers worldwide.”
Dyer’s Dec.30 column advises that baboons hold the secret to world peace. It’s really very simple, actually. First – kill half of the male population. Be sure it’s the more aggressive half. Since the window of opportunity has long closed for death by food borne tuberculosis, that leaves the less aggressive half to do the killing, one presumes.
Second, let foreigners make decisions for you, you arrogant self-interested
Americans warmongers. The ideal foreigners would be those victorious, passive baboons at the United Nations. There will be lots of noise and bickering, but eventually, we’ll be all one happy troup, with no need for independant states at all! As we all know, World War II was started by the League of Nations, and since the UN and their Peacekeepers arrived on the scene, there really hasn’t been a war of any great importance that lasted longer than 30 days.
It really isn’t any harder than that – and to think the secret to world peace was there all the time, right under our puffy red asses.