Janet Jackson: Bush Used Boob to Distract from Iraq

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JANET JACKSON: BUSH WHITE HOUSE USED MY BOOB TO DISTRACT FROM IRAQ

Janet Jackson now claims that her “Nipplegate” Super Bowl incident was used by the Bush administration to distract people from the war in Iraq!

Mike Slezak, managing editor of GENRE magazine, tells DRUDGE he has set the provocative Jackson interview for October’s issue.

An intriguing revelation. Presumably, Justin Timberlake was a GOP operative–probably paid off by rich Texans with ties to Karl Rove–who rigged her wardrobe to malfunction. That Bush is one sneaky guy.

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Comments

  1. Rusty says:

    This is easily falsified.

    A) Karl Rove is an evil genius (manipulated country into war)
    B) Janet Jackson’s boobies aren’t that great
    C) Therefore, if Karl Rove was going to manipulate the countries attention it would have been with much nicer hooters.

    QED

  2. Bithead says:

    Falsified? Let’s hope that’s an unintentional pun.

    Oh, and check HERE for a bit of insight on the issue.

  3. McGehee says:

    If she’s right, it suggests that “security moms” have already been locked up (electorally speaking) — otherwise the distraction would have been aimned at them rather than at … uh … who watches Super Bowl halftime shows again?