Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, March 8, 2012
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Illegal to do in mASSachusetts, they are not wearing helmets.
Dear Syria: RPG team on a motorcycle is soooo Afghanistan 2011.
The RPG can’t hit Israel from here! Drive closer, quick!
Have Gun, Will Travel.
A “knight without armor in a savage land.”
Hezbbollah enters the 20th century by ditching the camels for it’s mounted artillery.
@OzarkHillbilly: Unfortunately for them, the rest of the world has gone on to the 21st century.
Kids these days. When I was growing up we had to *pedal* our RPGs through the streets of Beirut.
On the hunt for whoever coined that “arrow to the knee” nonsense.
Is that an RPG, or are you just happy to see me.
This is what all the “III”s should look like in Risk.
Low. Ri. Der. Knows every street yeah!
That semi is not going to cut me off this time…
Driver: “No seriously dude the Breitbart video has an extra 30 seconds showing Obama hugging another guy” Passenger: ” Well speed up! I don’t want to miss that directors cut” Driver: “Use the bazooka to clear a path”
Bad boy bad boys. What you gonna do when come for you.
The “30 minutes or less” policy proved remarkably easy to implement for Syria’s newest pizza chain.
“I hope we’re mocked on OTB after dying resisting the Assad regime.”
Don’t worry my little infidel – that’s my other RPG tickling your butt.
“But what about the concealed carry laws?”
“Relax, we’ll tell them it’s an oboe and we’ re late for the performance.”
Even Assaf was suprised when his Speedy Oboe Delivery business took off enough to add an employee.
Jenos Idanian relied on neither on ancient weapons, nor hokey religions.
Ralph Nader has not approved of the crash test results for this particular configuration.
After spending hours at a local drinking den, Basel and Anas were prepared to handle any sobriety roadblocks.
“Look, Noah’s Deli, let’s stop for lunch.”
FTD opens its flower delivery service the the Mideast.
This is my RPG, this is my gun, once we shoot off this grenade, we’ll go have some fun.
Syria deploys its newest armored division to Homs.
Eharmony send out another customer, incapable of romance on this planet, on his way to meet 72 Virgins.
You wouldn’t think it but combat motorcycles really do need sidecars.
@KRM: Heh, At first I thought you meant Halal, but I see Hallel works as well.
Have Rocket Launcher will travel?
The Rat Patrol: 2012 Edition. In Color! Filmed On Location.
Awe, you beat me to it. Had to give you a thumbs up on that one as I had immediately thought of this…
“Order your Jihad-Lovers rocket launcher now, and we’ll deliver it in 30 minutes or less or it’s FREE.”
Paul Sr. and Paul Jr. from the Discovery Channel’s American Chopper unveil their newest custom bike, the Homs Drive By model.
New -fangled “plumbers helper” tries to catch last month’s ‘cycle rider with a stopped up toilet on back.
When Abdul told everyone about his new crotch rocket, this wasn’t what they envisioned
Jousting…..21st century style……just not as sporting…..
Obama said he had Israel’s back. Let’s go home Ali.
Obama said he had Israel’s back. Ha! Let’s go attack Tel Aviv.
Fighting the battle with the Great Satan on multiple fronts, Aziz and Habib showed off Syrias new lightweight, fuel efficient Humvee. Unfortunately, the electric version was not available for show after unexpected battery fires had caused “premature munitions events.”
I’m afraid in this version of the Mouse and the Motorcycle things don’t end so well for Ralph and his new RPG carrying friend.
It was bad enough that they ripped off his rear-view mirrors and gave him an ugly paint job, but Jerry the Motorcycle had enough when they started double riding. On careful lookout for a pothole, Jerry planned his revenge
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