OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

(AP Photo/Rodrigo Abd)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Illegal to do in mASSachusetts, they are not wearing helmets.

  2. Dan says:

    Dear Syria: RPG team on a motorcycle is soooo Afghanistan 2011.

  3. The RPG can’t hit Israel from here! Drive closer, quick!

  4. MaggieMama says:

    Have Gun, Will Travel.

  5. MaggieMama says:

    A “knight without armor in a savage land.”

  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Hezbbollah enters the 20th century by ditching the camels for it’s mounted artillery.

  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @OzarkHillbilly: Unfortunately for them, the rest of the world has gone on to the 21st century.

  8. Gollum says:

    Kids these days. When I was growing up we had to *pedal* our RPGs through the streets of Beirut.

  9. Gollum says:

    On the hunt for whoever coined that “arrow to the knee” nonsense.

  10. David says:

    Is that an RPG, or are you just happy to see me.

  11. Gollum says:

    This is what all the “III”s should look like in Risk.

  12. Gollum says:

    Low. Ri. Der. Knows every street yeah!

  13. David says:

    That semi is not going to cut me off this time…

  14. bluepen9uin says:

    Driver: “No seriously dude the Breitbart video has an extra 30 seconds showing Obama hugging another guy” Passenger: ” Well speed up! I don’t want to miss that directors cut” Driver: “Use the bazooka to clear a path”

  15. bluepen9uin says:

    Bad boy bad boys. What you gonna do when come for you.

  16. Neil Hudelson says:

    The “30 minutes or less” policy proved remarkably easy to implement for Syria’s newest pizza chain.

  17. Ugh says:

    “I hope we’re mocked on OTB after dying resisting the Assad regime.”

  18. Michael Hamm says:

    Don’t worry my little infidel – that’s my other RPG tickling your butt.

  19. MstrB says:


  20. Drew says:

    “But what about the concealed carry laws?”
    “Relax, we’ll tell them it’s an oboe and we’ re late for the performance.”

  21. Gromitt Gunn says:

    Even Assaf was suprised when his Speedy Oboe Delivery business took off enough to add an employee.

  22. Evil Knievel

  23. Tillman says:

    GTA: Turkistan.

  24. rodney dill says:

    Jenos Idanian relied on neither on ancient weapons, nor hokey religions.

  25. rodney dill says:

    Ralph Nader has not approved of the crash test results for this particular configuration.

  26. MaggieMama says:

    After spending hours at a local drinking den, Basel and Anas were prepared to handle any sobriety roadblocks.

  27. rodney dill says:

    “Look, Noah’s Deli, let’s stop for lunch.”

  28. Michael Hamm says:

    FTD opens its flower delivery service the the Mideast.

  29. JKB says:

    This is my RPG, this is my gun, once we shoot off this grenade, we’ll go have some fun.

  30. Rick Almeida says:

    Syria deploys its newest armored division to Homs.

  31. Michael Hamm says:

    Eharmony send out another customer, incapable of romance on this planet, on his way to meet 72 Virgins.

  32. JKB says:

    You wouldn’t think it but combat motorcycles really do need sidecars.

  33. KRM says:

    Hallel’s Angels

  34. rodney dill says:

    @KRM: Heh, At first I thought you meant Halal, but I see Hallel works as well.

  35. Jerry says:

    Have Rocket Launcher will travel?

  36. roger says:

    The Rat Patrol: 2012 Edition. In Color! Filmed On Location.

  37. PogueMahone says:

    @Neil Hudelson:
    Awe, you beat me to it. Had to give you a thumbs up on that one as I had immediately thought of this…

    “Order your Jihad-Lovers rocket launcher now, and we’ll deliver it in 30 minutes or less or it’s FREE.”


  38. JKB says:


  39. DCTrojan says:

    Paul Sr. and Paul Jr. from the Discovery Channel’s American Chopper unveil their newest custom bike, the Homs Drive By model.

  40. john425 says:

    New -fangled “plumbers helper” tries to catch last month’s ‘cycle rider with a stopped up toilet on back.

  41. DCTrojan says:

    When Abdul told everyone about his new crotch rocket, this wasn’t what they envisioned

  42. Peterh says:

    Jousting…..21st century style……just not as sporting…..

  43. Harrison says:

    Obama said he had Israel’s back. Let’s go home Ali.

  44. MaggieMama says:

    Obama said he had Israel’s back. Ha! Let’s go attack Tel Aviv.

  45. Drew says:

    Fighting the battle with the Great Satan on multiple fronts, Aziz and Habib showed off Syrias new lightweight, fuel efficient Humvee. Unfortunately, the electric version was not available for show after unexpected battery fires had caused “premature munitions events.”

  46. I’m afraid in this version of the Mouse and the Motorcycle things don’t end so well for Ralph and his new RPG carrying friend.

  47. LorgSkyegon says:

    It was bad enough that they ripped off his rear-view mirrors and gave him an ugly paint job, but Jerry the Motorcycle had enough when they started double riding. On careful lookout for a pothole, Jerry planned his revenge