OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM




(Photo courtesy LIFE)

Winners will be announced Monday

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. The Fury says:

    Testes, testes. One, two…

  2. Kevin Whalen says:

    After getting laid off from the S&M dungeon I decided to try my hand at farming.

  3. You say “tomato,” I say possible source of alternative energy research funding.

  4. Mr. Prosser says:

    The RNC interviews their next best hope for the 2012 presidential nomination.

  5. Andy says:

    CIA uses proven “enhanced interrogation technique” on a tomato plant captured at Abottabad.

  6. John Burgess says:

    Farmville: Geek Mode

  7. Michael Hamm says:

    It’s about time Republicans grew a set of balls

  8. Have a nice G.A. says:

    The Hot Jolt beans are ready for harvest?

  9. Jay Tea says:

    “Tell me, Clarice… do you still hear the screaming of the tomatoes?”

    J.

  10. Have a nice G.A. says:

    Farmville: Geek Mode

    Yes John, its getting bad, but not yet the lost in the sewer with a sword epidemic we had in the early part of the 1980s.

  11. Have a nice G.A. says:

    You ever wonder where some in the Obama administration got the idea to seed the atmosphere? Well now you know.

  12. Maggie Mama says:

    No, this is NOT how you make fire-roasted tomatoes!

  13. Neil Hudelson says:

    I. GIVE. YOU. LIFE!!!

  14. rodney dill says:

    @Jay Tea, The Silence of The Yams?

  15. rodney dill says:

    More liberal Moonbattery

  16. rodney dill says:

    “This is gonna be the best T-ohm-ato crop yet.”

  17. John425 says:

    “Und zen vee send zer shock to zer balls and BOOM! vee haff nuclear fuzionkerplatz! Das is alles”

  18. John425 says:

    Latest green fuels announcement demonstrates how to get .035 feet per gallon of tomato.

    In 1966, Donovan released the song “Mellow Yellow”, which included a line about “electrical banana”. The original lyrics called for “electrical tomato” but somehow didn’t fit with the song title.

  19. Jay Tea says:

    In light of the exploding watermelons in China, the US escalates the Garden Arms Race with atomic tomatoes, or ATOMatos. Unfortunately, the Chinese have already deployed the current crop as ICBMs (Intercontinental Ballistic Melons).

    J.

  20. Alas, in the final dark days of the “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes”, L. Ron Hubbard (photographed here with his patented “Electrometer”) found a weakness in the lycopersicon esculentum, saving all mankind from salads.

  21. It is a little known fact that L. Ron Hubbard in addition to his works of fiction and founder of Scientology also invented the first juice extractor.

  22. Johnny Utica says:

    Pictured: dangerous, mutated vegetable created during failed lab experiment.

    Also pictured: a tomato.

  23. If you can resist eating them, L. Ron Hubbard insisted that tomatoes make excellent conversationalists.

  24. FormerHostage says:

    Can you hear me now?

  25. L. Ron Hubbard’s early attempts at picking up girls were not quite as successful as his other endeavors.

  26. A pioneer of green technology, L. Ron Hubbard was the first to use a tomato powered iPod.

  27. rodney dill says:

    (Intercontinental Ballistic Melons).

    Just the run of the mill ICBM crop, or the Pamela Anderson variety?

  28. Finally, proof that iPods turn your mind into a vegetable!

  29. Fog says:

    Where is Bean Laden! Tell me!

  30. rodney dill says:


    This is Major Tom-a-to ground control…

  31. Rock says:

    Measuring green energy.

  32. Is it safe?

  33. Instant karma’s gonna get you.

  34. Like you’ve never measured the impedance of fruit.

  35. The Great Satan. (Say it with a lisp.)

  36. A fruit and a vegetable.

  37. FormerHostage says:

    Testing the ‘mater meter.

  38. FormerHostage says:

    You should see what he does to his zucchini!

  39. John425 says:

    Kucinich pere’: Earth to Mother ship! Earth to Mother ship! Can you hear me?

  40. Peterh says:

    Hmmmm….looks promising…..now to find a woman volunteer who also wishes for bigger tomatoes

  41. Decades ahead of his time, L. Ron Hubbard not only accurately predicted that tomatoes could speak, but one-day that they would learn to snowboard and fly.

  42. mannning says:

    Ron’s instrumented tomato shows great reluctance to give in and tell all.

  43. Maggie Mama says:

    The last surviving Flavr Savr is electrocuted after all EU appeals were ultimately denied.