Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, November 3, 2014
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
Michelle Obama after not eating the turnips she was promoting as a specific against Ebola.
….and at the awards Michael Jackson was stunning in a long blue dress and pink boa…
(Cover your children’s ears)
Admittedly, BOTH the blue dress and Michael Jackson had been recycled…..
I wanna be….BIG.
Does this dress make me look fat?
“Oh, Secret Service … YOO-HOO!!”
Having lost his election bet, Doug paid off in a spectacular way.
The Streetwalking Dead
See, Joan Rivers is back again, and knocking them dead! You can’t keep this woman down! Can she talk! Can she talk!
Oh no! President Taft’s mistress is back with a new tell all book tour!
I hate to say it….but, that church congregation is just getting too old…
After death with no dignity….
Dem bones…dem bones.. dem bones…ummmm, dem bones….
What happens when THE WALKIING DEAD shop at a neighborhood pimp’s garage sale…
A Titanic Survivor(or, so she claims) is speaking out on a new book tour…
When a drag queen buys Halloween costumes for half price the day after Halloween, the results are never good….
What? Too much? But one does want a hint of color.
This woman may be color-blind and thought this looked good, but her companion dog nearly mauled the salesman to death…
That TODAY SHOW Halloween is always a big event….Hey, eat dust Charlie Rose!!!
Dead ass with no class…
Ah, the dead are voting early this year….
What all the best dressed Democrats are wearing for Election Day this year.
THIS is why we need voter ID.
New neural webcam provides images from inside Stephen King’s mind.
Rand Paul does his best in an appeal for the LGBT vote.
Obviously a Democrat.
In Mexico, this is El Dia De Los Muertos. In New Orleans, this is Friday.
The boogieman that haunts Ted Cruz’s dreams.
“Damn baby, you are a piece of woman.”
What pigs see when Joni Ernst walks into the barn.
Chris Christie: “This woman is obviously ill and exhibiting the first symptoms of Ebola! Quarantine her!”
Michael Jordan’s comeback as a drag queen still needs some work.
Kaci: “Who hid my F’in bicycle.”
Martha Coakley of MA poses on the day AFTER the election. Or is that Kay Hagan? No, wait. Mary Landrieu? Or (gasp) possibly Jean Shaheen?
Aww, and she brought her little ghoul with her.
“Well let me tell you ’bout the way she looked, the way she’d act and the color of her hair. Her voice was soft and cool, her eyes were clear and bright, but she’s not there.” — The Zombies
From coughin’ to coffin in three days!
Pazuzu? Is that you?
Kaci Hickox, Ebola RN, steps out for the evening to paint the town red.
This voter appreciates that the new voting machines are easier to use by the elderly, although they still left the turn signal on for the last three miles….
Here comes one of those young Republicans elected tonight to reform Washington. Go get ’em tiger!
They say that most stories don’t start out with “Once At A Time”, but with “Once I’m Elected”….She’s still waiting for those promises to happen…
@John425: My bad, it wasn’t Jean Shaheen, it’s likely Sandra Fluck.
Strangely, she’s all about the bass….
He-Man wasn’t just talkin’ shit when he said Skeletor was gay with full blown Aids.
Even at the ripe ole age of 106, Huggy Bear still knows he’s hip!!!
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