OTB Caption Contest

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. “Whoa there sister I said join me in the procession, not your life’s confession.”

  2. kevin says:

    Let’s go streaking!

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:


  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Oooooohhhhh…. Is that a Rolex?

  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    When your hot, your hot, and girls? I am smokin’….

  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    How can it be permissible
    He compromise my principle, yeah yeah
    That kind of love is mythical
    He’s anything but typical

    He’s a craze you’d endorse, he’s a powerful force
    You’re obliged to conform when there’s no other course
    He used to look good to me, but now I find him

    Simply irresistible
    Simply Irresistible

  7. JWH says:

    “It’s still not too late for you to go to dental school and marry a nice girl from Long Island.”

  8. @JWH: Oh man, yours is the best so far.

  9. Mu says:

    No, no, this is a convent. In a harem you get to select for looks.

  10. Michael Hamm says:

    Sisters of the Order of Perpetual Frustration help the Pope rise up to the heavens.

  11. Guarneri says:

    On the set filming the slightly modified Dolce & Gabbana ad campaign. Take one.

  12. John Burgess says:

    “I thought what happened in Vegas was supposed to stay in Vegas!”

  13. Guarneri says:

    With a wry smile and amid assorted guffaws and snorts from the gathered press the Pope stood firm, “when I said squeeze my lemon I meant I was thirsty.”

  14. Tony W says:

    The Ghost-of-Christians-Past finally catches up with the Pope.

  15. Tony W says:

    Monica Lewinsky “greets” the pope from the front while her posse assists.

  16. Moosebreath says:

    Sister, that is not what I meant when I asked you to “lay hands on me”.

  17. rodney dill says:

    “Oh stop making such a fuss…. it’s just a little boo boo.”

  18. OzarkHillbilly says:
  19. JWH says:

    @Sean Paul Kelley: Why, thank you.

  20. JWH says:

    Hanging around with the pope is habit-forming.

  21. al-Ameda says:

    “Damned groupies!”

  22. Moosebreath says:


    Thanks, though it is hardly a new joke. For example

  23. RockThisTown says:

    “I’m not giving you my March Madness brackets!”

  24. RockThisTown says:

    ‘We’re taking you for pizza . . . special delivery!’

  25. Pinky says:

    Never one for ceremony, Pope Francis replaced the traditional ring-kiss with a “pull my finger” gag.

  26. Pinky says:


  27. Pinky says:

    When Sisters Catherine and Teresa team up, nobody’s sate at musical chairs. Nobody.

  28. Pinky says:

    @Pinky: oops – “safe”

  29. J-Dub says:

    left-cheek sneak!

  30. Franklin says:

    Snap crackle pope!

  31. Tillman says:

    Ooh, Sister Theodosia is applying her signature Annunciation lock! No pontiff has escaped from that since John XXIII at Bergamo in 1961!

  32. John425 says:

    Pope: ” Sheesh! They’re panhandling ME!”

  33. DrDaveT says:

    “Not much meat on this one, Sister Mary Margaret. Probably only good for soup.”

  34. mobloe says:

    Revenge of the Sith.

  35. Paul Hooson says:

    This is your religion….This is your religion without any Jews….Any questions?

  36. Paul Hooson says:

    I hear that bar room scene from the latest STAR WARS isn’t so good…

  37. Pinky says:

    NYT headline: Pope Leans Rightward Against Women Religious

  38. Paul Hooson says:

    “No, I’m not having a bite from your apple!”

  39. Paul Hooson says:

    “Now, hold hands you lovebirds…”

  40. Paul Hooson says:

    The Pope backstage with the really off-Broadway cast of SNOW WHITE…

  41. Paul Hooson says:

    “Sister Mary Hitler has certainly mellowed with age. She’s considering cutting back on use of the ruler on students during Lent. And, we all know how much she loves doing that!”

  42. Paul Hooson says:

    “Sister here remembers living next door to Jesus when was just a teenage apprentice carpenter…”

  43. Paul Hooson says:

    “Sister here insists she saw Moses in checkout with a full cart from the masonry supply section at HOME DEPOT…So you can think what you want about his story…”

  44. Paul Hooson says:

    “Sister here is the youngest in her convent…..We really need to something about recruiting…”

  45. rodney dill says:

    @Tillman: “Hit ‘im with the chair!”

  46. rodney dill says:

    “Help me…. they’re meshugenah.”

  47. Franklin says:

    Holy shit! No, no, I said holy see, holy see!

  48. Franklin says:

    In a clever non-denial, the pope states that he shall continue to uphold his oath of celibacy, bar nun!

  49. Franklin says:

    Please excuse us, we’re just looking for the Easter bunny.

  50. Franklin says:

    It’s my party and I can cry if I want to!

  51. Paul Hooson says:

    This Pope is so modern that when this nun and him were discussing the Protestant concept of “The Rapture”, he added that was his favorite song by Blondie….

  52. Paul Hooson says:

    The most beautiful caption contest entry ever written about the Pope and an old nun, so beautiful that the angels will sing it’s praises forever in Heaven, and even Jesus himself will say, “God, why didn’t I think of that?”

  53. Paul Hooson says:

    Strangely, you have to be the Pope in the Catholic Church to get one of those funny little hats. Just one guy. So much achievement. – If you’re a Jew, you can get one more far more easy…

  54. Paul Hooson says:

    “God damn Paul Hooson jokes…”

  55. Paul Hooson says:

    “Speaking of Paul Hooson, what we have here is a failure to excommunicate..”

  56. Paul Hooson says:

    Even this impartial judge wonders how James Corden got his late night gig?

  57. HiPlanesDrifter says:

    Three nuns roll the Pope into a bar . . . .

  58. Paul Hooson says:

    …Not amused at Paul Hooson’s gruesome attempt at humor entitled, “TOP TEN REASONS YOUR AIRLINER PILOT MIGHT BE CRAZY”….

  59. Paul Hooson says:

    This Pope was sad to hear that the German airliner co-pilot’s favorite song was “I HEAR YOU KNOCKING(But, you can’t come in)…..

  60. Paul Hooson says:

    This Pope shocked that the co-pilot refused to open the cabin door when he heard knocking on the door. “He disliked Jehovah’s Witnesses that much?”

  61. Paul Hooson says:

    An American nun discusses postal service cutbacks in the U.S. with the Pope. The Pope replies, “How come the Jehovah’s Witnesses don’t deliver the mail then?”

  62. Paul Hooson says:

    Paul Hooson, a Jew, who owns a bar, writes a joke about a Pope and a nun walking into a bar…Well, it’s not really a miracle I guess…

  63. Paul Hooson says:

    Nun: “I can’t believe that co-pilot crashed that flight?”

    Pope: “Yeah, that was plane crazy!”

  64. Paul Hooson says:

    Nun: “If you worked at a ski resort at the Alps, what would be the one thing you wouldn’t want to hear from a French dwarf?”

    Pope: “The plane, the plane…”

  65. rodney dill says:

    @Paul Hooson:

    Well, it’s not really a miracle I guess…

    … only if its funny (rimshot)


  66. Mark Ryan says:

    “Ladies, ladies please! I prefer bitches over witches!”

    ***It’s quite alright to put this in the “Bottom of the Barrel” section cuz that is just wrong, but I had to, LOL!!!

  67. Paul Hooson says:

    “Me forgive that German co-pilot? …I guess so. But, as mad as he was that day, he’s be really pissed what they’re saying about his ability as a pilot today…”

  68. Paul Hooson says:

    The Pope’s having a bad day, then someone asks him what’s the biggest difference between your faith and the Jews. He responds, “Jesus Christ!”…

  69. Paul Hooson says:

    The Pope imagines Walter Brennan singing a Gospel song on HEE HAW…”If’n ya believe in Jesus, you best boogie around. If’n ya believe in Jesus, you best not boogie around….Now, I told you once, I told you twice, you best not boogie, believe in Christ…”