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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. OldSouth says:

    My good friend Martha Stewart sent this pantsuit over. She said I need to learn to wear orange with the same sort of confidence she does for the fall campaign season. WHAT? Why are you all chuckling?

  2. Franklin says:

    Hillary is helpless as Trump’s hair magically self-organizes onto her as a button-up shirt.

  3. Tony W says:

    WTF Doug? Another article?

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    What email server?

  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    And Bill said, “What cigar?”

  6. RockThisTown says:

    “Did I wipe the server? That depends on the definition of ‘wipe’ & ‘server’. Bill & I have scores of servers – maids, cooks, drivers, dogwalkers, gardeners. Did I wipe any of them? No.”

  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    What do you mean “Why am I running for President?” Why not?

  8. RockThisTown says:

    “Barack who?”

  9. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Benghazi? Wasn’t he in The Big Lebowski?”

  10. Mu says:

    7 ft, Bill’s fish was at least 7 ft

  11. Mu says:

    Oh, you didn’t ask about the length of Bill’s FISH

  12. OzarkHillbilly says:

    You mean Hamas isn’t an Middle East food dip? Huh. Who’da thunk it?

  13. OzarkHillbilly says:

    How could I know it was a vote for war?

  14. RockThisTown says:

    “These questions about Benghazi . . . all I know is it was a fast, Arab-spring Confederacy.”

  15. RockThisTown says:

    “Who will wear the pantsuit in a Hillary White House? Well, in a effort to be bi-partisan, I might ask Caitlyn Jenner to be my Secretary of Interior Decorating.”

  16. RockThisTown says:

    @RockThisTown: Oops – left out the most important of Bill & Hill servers: interns.

  17. CSK says:

    When the pundits suggested that Hillary’s campaign needed a goosing, Huma unfortunately took the suggestion literally.

  18. al-Ameda says:

    “Do I look like I care?”

  19. rodney dill says:

    @RockThisTown: Hmmmm… That’s represents category that might have actually needed wiping.

  20. rodney dill says:

    When funds are low, and debts are high,
    When you try to smile, but can only cry;
    When you really feel you’d like to quit,
    Don’t come to me, I don’t give a shit.

  21. walt moffett says:

    What difference does it make

  22. Paul Hooson says:

    “What Me Worry?”

  23. Paul Hooson says:

    “I know Alfred E. Neuman. Alfred E. Neuman is a friend of mine. Maam, you’re no Alfred E. Neuman…”

  24. Paul Hooson says:

    Another dishonest Clinton. Not the same dishonest Clinton as Bill. Close, but no cigar…

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    I hate to say it, but Hillary is so dishonest that if she’s ever asked to testify in court, she’ll probably take the stand…

  26. Moderate Mom says:

    What did I accomplish as Secretary of State? Uh… I logged a bunch of frequent flyer miles. Does that count?

  27. Franklin says:

    Orange is the new black.

  28. Tillman says:

    “Well, boys, I reckon this is it – nuclear combat toe to toe with the Rooskies.”

  29. Hal_10000 says:

    Clinton’s press conference was disrupted by her sudden realization that Joe Biden had hidden himself inside the podium.

  30. mamnnning says:

    Don’t you realize I buried the classified stuff in a blizzard of nonsense emails? So they were safe as safe can be!

  31. RockThisTown says:

    I have no idea if Bill had an Ashley Madison account. But if he did, it was on a server on private private property guarded by the Secret Service, so there was no security breach.”

  32. rodney dill says:

    “If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge an email question.”

  33. markm says:

    “I mean….who knew?!?!?!. I thought a server was part of the dining staff”

  34. markm says:

    “…wipe the server?….when I first heard that I thought Miguel had something in the corner of his mouth again”

  35. markm says:

    “….I never had Top Secret relations with that server”

  36. rodney dill says:

    “Throw me a freakin’ bone here.”

  37. markm says:

    “PFFFT…..any ‘issues’ with gadgetry were most likely brought on by a video…..”

  38. rodney dill says:

    “XKCD? I don’t even have a CD player.”

  39. markm says:

    “REALLY??!!?!?…..oh, wait, I think you have me confused with Lois Lerner….awkward!”

  40. John425 says:

    You say inauguration, I say coronation. So what?

    So I told Bill that I don’t do cigars. What’s the big deal?

    The DOJ says I could be indicted. Who knew?

    I don’t know Ben Ghazi, but I knew Ben Gazzara. What’s the difference?

  41. Pinky says:

    “Where were you, Linus? Did you go trick-or-treating with the other kids instead of keeping watch in the pumpkin patch?”