Monday, December 21, 2015
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
Fresh from his appointment with his new image consultant….
In a bootlegged video including an audio track, Mrs Claus was not seen or heard, but Santa’s “friend” could be heard repeatedly commenting “fa-a-a-bulous….!”
Santa arrives in style for his starring role in P-Diddy’s new music video.
“And now, introducing Mr Universe Santa 2015, Santa Columbia!! Uh, what….? “
“Clockwork Orange II: Senior Circuit” went straight to DVD
Follow the white-domed walkway . . . follow the white-domed walkway . . .
Bernie Sanders dons a new outfit to avoid being recognized.
“On second thought, putting windows in this tunnel was a bad idea.”
Steve Harvey . . . . is that you?
Rudolph HATES traveling in his carrier.
Je suis Steve Harvey
White is the new orange.
Cringle on the way to his subzero Pilates class.
“I am Santa Clause with my Santa clothes, dropping off gifts and hittin’ fashion shows. From the North Pole down to Rio De Jan-ei-ro, people know me by my Ho, Ho, Ho’s”
Hipster Santa, call me St. Neeka
“I don’t always drink eggnog, but when I do, I prefer dos eggies…Stay thirsty my friends”
Jc is on a roll…
“My name is Kringle. Kris Kringle.”
“Sleds? Where we’re going, we don’t need sleds.”
Star Wars; vol. 36—Han Solo arrives to file for an Old Age Assistance pension.
“Thank god I’m white, they’ll never notice me here.”
An elderly Bill Clinton looking around the spaceport for some wookie nookie?
The plot thickens: the missing Santa from last week’s Caption Contest is spied leaving town.
The last remaining member of The Village People arrived just in the “Nick” of time to lead the annual Castro Street Christmas Parade.
Santa will sleeping at the MOTEL 6 this Christmas because Mrs. Claus caught him with too many ho ho ho’s…
This Santa left town after getting involved in a scandal with an intern and failed to disclose a warning that it may contain nuts…
He’s tanned, rested and ready…
“You sleigh me…”.
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