OTB Caption Contest

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM



Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Guarneri says:

    Fresh from his appointment with his new image consultant….

  2. Guarneri says:

    In a bootlegged video including an audio track, Mrs Claus was not seen or heard, but Santa’s “friend” could be heard repeatedly commenting “fa-a-a-bulous….!”

  3. Pharoah Narim says:

    Santa arrives in style for his starring role in P-Diddy’s new music video.

  4. Guarneri says:

    “And now, introducing Mr Universe Santa 2015, Santa Columbia!! Uh, what….? “

  5. Mu says:

    “Clockwork Orange II: Senior Circuit” went straight to DVD

  6. RockThisTown says:

    Follow the white-domed walkway . . . follow the white-domed walkway . . .

  7. RockThisTown says:

    Bernie Sanders dons a new outfit to avoid being recognized.

  8. Tillman says:

    “On second thought, putting windows in this tunnel was a bad idea.”

  9. RockThisTown says:

    Steve Harvey . . . . is that you?

  10. jd says:

    Rudolph HATES traveling in his carrier.

  11. rodney dill says:

    Je suis Steve Harvey

  12. Franklin says:

    White is the new orange.

  13. Tillman says:

    Cringle on the way to his subzero Pilates class.

  14. Jc says:

    “I am Santa Clause with my Santa clothes, dropping off gifts and hittin’ fashion shows. From the North Pole down to Rio De Jan-ei-ro, people know me by my Ho, Ho, Ho’s”

  15. Jc says:

    Hipster Santa, call me St. Neeka

  16. Jc says:

    “I don’t always drink eggnog, but when I do, I prefer dos eggies…Stay thirsty my friends”

  17. DrDaveT says:

    Jc is on a roll…

  18. DrDaveT says:

    “My name is Kringle. Kris Kringle.”

  19. Surreal American says:

    “Sleds? Where we’re going, we don’t need sleds.”

  20. John430 says:

    Star Wars; vol. 36—Han Solo arrives to file for an Old Age Assistance pension.

  21. al-Ameda says:

    “Thank god I’m white, they’ll never notice me here.”

  22. John430 says:

    An elderly Bill Clinton looking around the spaceport for some wookie nookie?

  23. Franklin says:

    The plot thickens: the missing Santa from last week’s Caption Contest is spied leaving town.

  24. CSK says:

    The last remaining member of The Village People arrived just in the “Nick” of time to lead the annual Castro Street Christmas Parade.

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    Santa will sleeping at the MOTEL 6 this Christmas because Mrs. Claus caught him with too many ho ho ho’s…

  26. Paul Hooson says:

    This Santa left town after getting involved in a scandal with an intern and failed to disclose a warning that it may contain nuts…

  27. Paul Hooson says:

    He’s tanned, rested and ready…

  28. Paul Hooson says:

    “You sleigh me…”.