OTB Caption Contest Winners

The May the Fa-La's Be With You Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The May the Fa-La’s Be With You Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Surreal American – “Sleds? Where we’re going, we don’t need sleds.”

Second: Jc – “I don’t always drink eggnog, but when I do, I prefer dos eggies…Stay thirsty my friends”

Third: RockThisTown – Steve Harvey . . . . is that you?

HONORABLE MENTION

Pharoah Narim – Santa arrives in style for his starring role in P-Diddy’s new music video.

CSK – The last remaining member of The Village People arrived just in the “Nick” of time to lead the annual Castro Street Christmas Parade.

Guarneri – Fresh from his appointment with his new image consultant…

Paul HoosonSanta will sleeping at the MOTEL 6 this Christmas because Mrs. Claus caught him with too many ho ho ho’s…

DrDaveT – “My name is Kringle. Kris Kringle.”

Franklin – The plot thickens: the missing Santa from last week’s Caption Contest is spied leaving town.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL


Red suit, Elf boots
Reindeer know where I am goin’ to.
Silk scarf, black tie,
You know I’ll come and the season’s why.

They come runnin’ just as fast as they can
‘Cause all the world’s crazy ’bout the white beard man.

Gold watch, diamond ring,
I am giftin’ every single thing
And cuff links, stick pin,
When you’ve been good, you just know you’re in.

They come runnin’ just as fast as they can
‘Cause all the world’s crazy ’bout the North Pole man.

Shopped for coats, Shopped for hats,
But don’t worry ’cause elf credit’s fat.
Black belt, white gloves,
Checkin’ my list twice and passing out the love.

They come runnin’ just as fast as they can
‘Cause all the world’s crazy ’bout an elf-made man.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Tillman says:

    Kris Kringle will be back in: Santa Slays.

  2. Paul Hooson says:

    Not a bad honorable mention showing for me this week. Tis’ the season for Santa marital problem humor…

  3. Surreal American says:

    I got first place this time. Thanks, Rodney! 🙂