Monday, February 22, 2016
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
“Oh my Gosh! We did it, girls!”
When a man’s an empty kettle he should be on his mettle,
And yet I’m torn apart.
Just because I’m presumin’ that I could be kind-a-human,
If I only had a heart.
“Another 1000 superdelegates, for me?”
“I’d be sniffin’ the perrennials
And relatin’ to millennials
If I only had a heart.”
inEvitable: “Don’t cry for me Carolina!”
“Ooooh, is that my crown?”
My Heart Misleads For You.
Somewhere . . . over the campaign dough . . . .
Of all the countries, in all the world, she walks into mine.
“Elections, schmlections, superdelegates will fix this nomination for me…”.
“If only superdelegates could fix the general election for me too, but I’ll figure out a way to win…”.
“God Bless South Carolina!”
“Shot through the heart/
And you’re to blame”
Not the same Clinton as Bill…..Close, but no cigar…
Cold as a witches’ tit….
The Dragon Lady….
Hillary Clinton swoons with joy on hearing that Trump won South Carolina.
A funny thing about this photo? Even if some guy just spent the last hour surfing for porn on the Internet and then stumbled on this photo by accident, he’d lose all sexual interest for the next month or so. It sears the brain that much….
“Thank God that no one remembers that I supported Barry Goldwater back in 1964 who promised to repeal the Civil Rights Act, while his running mate, Miller, accepted the support of the KKK in Alabama, while Bernie Sanders was getting himself arrested for protesting segregation…Thank God no remembers these things….”.
“Oh dear God, Bill was involved in another unofficial and unsanctioned caucus?”
“I’m so happy that I’m going to fly a victory lap around the room on my broom!.
THE ABOMINABLE MRS. PHIBES?
ENTER THE DRAGON LADY
WHY NOT THE WORST?
Run for President? Little old me? I hadn’t really thought about it.
A NIGHTMARE COME TRUE….
“What, Jeb dropped out? Oh no!”
@Paul Hooson: 900 upvotes for any Dr. Phibes reference.
“♫ I dreamed a dream in time gone by… ♫”
Keep calm Bernie, and be carrion.
Hillary: “Yes, I was born without a heart. It occasionally bothers me that I do not know how ordinary people feel. But only occasionally””
“Get out of my way, people! Goldman Sachs just gave me a check for my next speech and I have to get to the bank before it closes.”
A Republican Party leader and a Democratic leader are having a friendly chat, and how they attract voters entered the conversation. The Republican explained that, “When I ride a taxi, I always tip the driver $20 and tell him to vote Republican”. The Democrat then joked, “Well, when I ride a cab, I don’t leave any tip, but I tell the driver to vote Republican”. They both laughed, Then Hillary Clinton entered the room, so the Republican asked her, “Hillary how do you dissuade Bernie Sanders voters?”. Hillary responds, “I call Uber for them…”.
“Ahh, be still my heart! I just had an Alinsky moment!”
Apparently Hillary is “feeling the Bern.”
@John430: She’s not without a heart…. in fact, she has the heart of a child…………..
She keeps it in a box under her bed.
“Thank God for superdelegates, now I can tell everyone I sat on Walmart’s board without fear…”.
Sort of gives a different meaning to ‘A Total Eclipse Of The Heart’
“That Bosnian sniper’s bullet hit me right here, but my vest saved me! I’m not lying! At least I don’t think I am.”
And Hillary sings,”Toor a loor a loora” as she seeks out the “black” Irish-American vote.
They say vampires have no reflection in mirrors…..
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