OTB Caption Contest

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton reacts to meeting a couple at Harrah's Las Vegas, Saturday, Feb. 13, 2016, in Las Vegas. (AP Photo/John Locher)

(AP Photo/John Locher)

Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
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  1. Jeron says:

    “Oh my Gosh! We did it, girls!”

  2. When a man’s an empty kettle he should be on his mettle,
    And yet I’m torn apart.
    Just because I’m presumin’ that I could be kind-a-human,
    If I only had a heart.

  3. Mu says:

    “Another 1000 superdelegates, for me?”

  4. JWh says:

    “I’d be sniffin’ the perrennials
    And relatin’ to millennials
    If I only had a heart.”

  5. Tony W says:

    inEvitable: “Don’t cry for me Carolina!”

  6. RockThisTown says:

    “Ooooh, is that my crown?”

  7. RockThisTown says:

    My Heart Misleads For You.

  8. RockThisTown says:

    Somewhere . . . over the campaign dough . . . .

  9. RockThisTown says:

    Of all the countries, in all the world, she walks into mine.

  10. Paul Hooson says:

    “Elections, schmlections, superdelegates will fix this nomination for me…”.

  11. Paul Hooson says:

    “If only superdelegates could fix the general election for me too, but I’ll figure out a way to win…”.

  12. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “God Bless South Carolina!”

  13. Moosebreath says:

    “Shot through the heart/
    And you’re to blame”

  14. Paul Hooson says:

    Not the same Clinton as Bill…..Close, but no cigar…

  15. Paul Hooson says:

    Cold as a witches’ tit….

  16. Paul Hooson says:

    The Dragon Lady….

  17. Hal_10000 says:

    Hillary Clinton swoons with joy on hearing that Trump won South Carolina.

  18. Paul Hooson says:

    A funny thing about this photo? Even if some guy just spent the last hour surfing for porn on the Internet and then stumbled on this photo by accident, he’d lose all sexual interest for the next month or so. It sears the brain that much….

  19. Paul Hooson says:

    “Thank God that no one remembers that I supported Barry Goldwater back in 1964 who promised to repeal the Civil Rights Act, while his running mate, Miller, accepted the support of the KKK in Alabama, while Bernie Sanders was getting himself arrested for protesting segregation…Thank God no remembers these things….”.

  20. Paul Hooson says:

    “Oh dear God, Bill was involved in another unofficial and unsanctioned caucus?”

  21. Paul Hooson says:

    “I’m so happy that I’m going to fly a victory lap around the room on my broom!.

  22. Paul Hooson says:

    Elle Crapo?

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  27. Todd says:

    Run for President? Little old me? I hadn’t really thought about it.

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  29. al-Ameda says:

    “What, Jeb dropped out? Oh no!”

  30. DrDaveT says:

    @Paul Hooson: 900 upvotes for any Dr. Phibes reference.

  31. DrDaveT says:

    “♫ I dreamed a dream in time gone by… ♫”

  32. rodney dill says:

    Keep calm Bernie, and be carrion.

  33. John430 says:

    Hillary: “Yes, I was born without a heart. It occasionally bothers me that I do not know how ordinary people feel. But only occasionally””

  34. edmondo says:

    “Get out of my way, people! Goldman Sachs just gave me a check for my next speech and I have to get to the bank before it closes.”

  35. Paul Hooson says:

    A Republican Party leader and a Democratic leader are having a friendly chat, and how they attract voters entered the conversation. The Republican explained that, “When I ride a taxi, I always tip the driver $20 and tell him to vote Republican”. The Democrat then joked, “Well, when I ride a cab, I don’t leave any tip, but I tell the driver to vote Republican”. They both laughed, Then Hillary Clinton entered the room, so the Republican asked her, “Hillary how do you dissuade Bernie Sanders voters?”. Hillary responds, “I call Uber for them…”.

  36. RockThisTown says:

    “Ahh, be still my heart! I just had an Alinsky moment!”

  37. john430 says:

    Apparently Hillary is “feeling the Bern.”

  38. rodney dill says:

    @John430: She’s not without a heart…. in fact, she has the heart of a child…………..

    She keeps it in a box under her bed.

  39. Paul Hooson says:

    “Thank God for superdelegates, now I can tell everyone I sat on Walmart’s board without fear…”.

  40. rodney dill says:

    Sort of gives a different meaning to ‘A Total Eclipse Of The Heart’

  41. Donald Sensing says:

    “That Bosnian sniper’s bullet hit me right here, but my vest saved me! I’m not lying! At least I don’t think I am.”

  42. john430 says:

    And Hillary sings,”Toor a loor a loora” as she seeks out the “black” Irish-American vote.

  43. Paul Hooson says:

    They say vampires have no reflection in mirrors…..