OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Heart Bern Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Doug Mataconis – When a man’s an empty kettle he should be on his mettle,
And yet I’m torn apart.
Just because I’m presumin’ that I could be kind-a-human,
If I only had a heart.
Second: Donald Sensing – “That Bosnian sniper’s bullet hit me right here, but my vest saved me! I’m not lying! At least I don’t think I am.”
Third: al-Ameda – “What, Jeb dropped out? Oh no!”
Mu – “Another 1000 superdelegates, for me?”
RockThisTown – “Ooooh, is that my crown?”
Tony W – inEvitable: “Don’t cry for me Carolina!”
edmondo – “Get out of my way, people! Goldman Sachs just gave me a check for my next speech and I have to get to the bank before it closes.”
Paul Hooson – Cold as a witches’ tit…
Moosebreath – “Shot through the heart / And you’re to blame”
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“Uh… Hillary… Steve Harvey has a correction to make.”
The Truth? You can’t handle the Truth.
White Privileged Lives Matter.
Trump: “The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.”
The Flying Dutchman must always have a captain.