OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Heart Bern Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Heart Bern Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton reacts to meeting a couple at Harrah's Las Vegas, Saturday, Feb. 13, 2016, in Las Vegas. (AP Photo/John Locher)

(AP Photo/John Locher)


First: Doug Mataconis When a man’s an empty kettle he should be on his mettle,
And yet I’m torn apart.
Just because I’m presumin’ that I could be kind-a-human,
If I only had a heart.

Second: Donald Sensing – “That Bosnian sniper’s bullet hit me right here, but my vest saved me! I’m not lying! At least I don’t think I am.”

Third: al-Ameda – “What, Jeb dropped out? Oh no!”


Mu – “Another 1000 superdelegates, for me?”

RockThisTown – “Ooooh, is that my crown?”

Tony W – inEvitable: “Don’t cry for me Carolina!”

edmondo – “Get out of my way, people! Goldman Sachs just gave me a check for my next speech and I have to get to the bank before it closes.”

Paul Hooson – Cold as a witches’ tit…

Moosebreath – “Shot through the heart / And you’re to blame”


“Uh… Hillary… Steve Harvey has a correction to make.”

The Truth? You can’t handle the Truth.

White Privileged Lives Matter.

Trump: “The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.”

The Flying Dutchman must always have a captain.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. DrDaveT says:

    Not even an HM for my Susan Boyle reference? I’m crushed.

  2. Paul Hooson says:

    Thank you! – Ah, there’s good news popping up all over tonight! Apparently not every Black actor is boycotting the Oscars tonight. They left the doors unlocked, so Louis Gossett Jr. walked in and took a seat. He had no particular place to go and the refreshments are free…

  3. Rodney Dill says:

    @DrDaveT: Nice…. I remember Boyle… The problem with being obsure (even thought obscurity can be an important component of humor), is that if I don’t get it, it doesn’t do you any good. Sometimes I’ll google part of something that looks promising, but in this case I just took the song words at face value and it didn’t trigger any further curiousity on my part…. doh.