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Tenth Republican Debate Rubio Trump Cruz

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Rodney Dill
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Comments

  1. Jeron says:

    Trump: “You’re fired, Sancho!”

    Cruz: “God bless you, Sancho!”

    Sancho: “OK, I will go, but I will take with me the votes of mis hermanos!”

  2. Guarneri says:

    Let Marco try it. He hates everything.

    He likes it!!

  3. Mu says:

    “Mine is that long” “You lie” “The bible says that’s unnatural”

  4. RockThisTown says:

    One tie, Two tie, Red tie, Blue tie,
    This one has a little schtick, This one is a little shlick,
    Some are sad. And some are glad
    And some are very, very bad.
    Why are they sad and glad and bad?
    I do not know. Go ask Vlad.

  5. RockThisTown says:

    Rubio: “Come on, Candy. Did I flip on immigration? A little help here? Candy? Candy?”

  6. Scott says:

    That smell? That wasn’t me!

  7. AEKH says:

    Asking the candidates to firmly point in their favorite direction wasn’t very fair on Rubio.

  8. gVOR08 says:

    Marco, The Donald, and Rafael the Grouches.

  9. Paul Hooson says:

    Guess who drank Flint water on a dare?

  10. Paul Hooson says:

    Donald Trump is onstage with two angry Cubans. He better check his walllet…

  11. Paul Hooson says:

    Rubio is just plain happy that he didn’t have to sit at the children’s table…

  12. Paul Hooson says:

    “You kids better leave the room. Some things kids shouldn’t hear. This is a Republican debate…”.

  13. Paul Hooson says:

    The Three Stooges?

  14. Paul Hooson says:

    Unfair and unbalanced?

  15. Neil Hudelson says:

    Alright, fess up. Who farted?

  16. OldSouth says:

    Larry, Curly, and Moe. Cue the ragtime music.

  17. rodney dill says:

    @Paul Hooson: …and unmedicated

  18. rodney dill says:

    “Well of course we’re going to throw poo at him.”

  19. Franklin says:

    “OK, put out your right arm … ha, got you! Simon didn’t say!”

  20. al-Ameda says:

    Trump: “you .. don’t get me started…”
    Ted: “and you … who are YOU to … don’t get me started …”
    Marco: “what? … what did I do? …”

  21. walt moffett says:

    Sighing, Davros realized the Mark Zero Dalek was not what he wanted

  22. Jc says:

    CNN Moderator “Who has the smallest **** up here tonight?”….and Rubio can’t catch a break.

  23. Paul Hooson says:

    Donald Trump wants to counter Ted Cruz among Christian conservatives, so he refers to Scripture when referring to Marco Rubio. “..And they shall be led by a child”.

  24. john430 says:

    Moderator: “Who farted?”

    Ted Cruz: “Trump farted.”

    Trump: “Rubio farted.”

    Rubio: ” I have amnesty”.

  25. Hal_10000 says:

    In response to challenges from both Trump and Cruz, Rubio finally whips out “little Marco”.

  26. Paul Hooson says:

    Three Views On Race Relations:

    Rubio: “Dr. Ben Carson withdrew from the presidential race”.

    Cruz: ” I believe in law & order. They think they found O.J. Simpson’s possible murder knife”.

    Trump: “It was a bad week for Black guys who stabbed people”.

  27. Paul Hooson says:

    Trump: “Hey, did you here about the former porn star who became a lawyer?”.

    Rubio: “No?”.

    Trump: “She claimed that she could anyone off…”.

  28. Paul Hooson says:

    Three men standing around bragging about the size of their caucus….

  29. rodney dill says:

    (right to left) Project no evil… Direct no evil… and Deflect no evil

  30. Paul Hooson says:

    Typical 3AM TV programming. Some bad Spanish language children’s TV show, some bad get rich on real estate infomercial spokesman, and some bad televangelist…

  31. Paul Hooson says:

    Another Trump University success story…

  32. Paul Hooson says:

    You know what’s wrong with this country? Donald Trump, willing candidate. Erin Andrews, reluctant porn star…

  33. Paul Hooson says:

    Trump: “How did I do in the debate?”.

    Trump Campaign Manager: “You made a complete fool of yourself…And, went up another five points in the polls!”.

  34. Paul Hooson says:

    Rubio: “Why won’t you denounce David Duke?”.

    Trump: “And alienate a potential running mate?”.

  35. Paul Hooson says:

    Trump: “Is George Zimmerman available as a running mate?”.

  36. Paul Hooson says:

    Say what you will about this circus, it will at least seem somewhat better than Hillary doing some future debate with leg irons…

  37. Paul Hooson says:

    Trump: “Say what you will, at least I’m make the trains run on time…”.

  38. Paul Hooson says:

    Voter: “Was Marco Rubio at the debate? I never noticed…”.

  39. Paul Hooson says:

    “I went to a fight and a Donald Trump rally broke out…”.

  40. Paul Hooson says:

    How can you tell a Donald Trump rally? It’s the only one that uses WWF referees…

  41. Paul Hooson says:

    Voters can’t wait to see the white smoke come out of the chimney once the delegates select a new nominee…

  42. Paul Hooson says:

    “After watching this, I need to unwind by watching people act more civil on Jerry Springer..”

  43. Paul Hooson says:

    “Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!”.

  44. Paul Hooson says:

    “If you kids don’t stop debating, I’m going to turn this car around!”.

  45. Paul Hooson says:

    High school debate teams were nothing like this…

  46. Paul Hooson says:

    Marco Rubio really needs to stop hiring preschoolers to write his Donald Trump insults. Calling Trump a “no good poo poo face” really hit a new low….

  47. Paul Hooson says:

    Trump: “Islam, that lam, I don’t know the difference…”.

  48. Paul Hooson says:

    Their preschool debate coaches must be mighty proud, yes sir…