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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Jenos Idanian says:

    Minions: Serving Evil Since The Dawn Of Time

  2. Jenos Idanian says:

    “With these guys backing me, how can I lose? I mean, look at their great hair!”

    “Zabooda yada isabo banana!”

  3. Mu says:


  4. Tony W says:

    Despicable Meme

  5. Franklin says:

    Trump leads his own Minion Man March.

  6. Franklin says:

    Trump finally introduces his foreign policy advisers.

  7. RockThisTown says:

    “In a Trump administration, these guys will be yuuuge!”

  8. David in KC says:

    it’s amazing what a hairpiece and a name change did for Gru.

  9. al-Ameda says:

    “and now, here to explain my understanding of NATO …”

  10. Hal_10000 says:

    The Minions hesitated. Sure, Trump seemed evil. But it has hard to tell the difference between Trump being genuinely evil and Trump just being full of it.

  11. Hal_10000 says:

    Trump introduces those he claimed benefited from going to Trump University.

  12. Hal_10000 says:

    “Next to the Trump steaks and the Trump wine and the Trump water and the Trump umbrellas and the Trump dildos, we have these Trump minions. I’m telling you, I’ve had minions from all over the world and these guys are just great. Just really great. The things they do are just amazing. You wouldn’t believe it.”

  13. john430 says:

    Democrat protesters, sent to disrupt the Donald, are entranced by his hair.

  14. john430 says:

    Trump supporters hail his “Minion Lives Matter” speech.

  15. Jenos Idanian says:

    Pictured: the precise moment the minions dispatched by the Sanders campaign to disrupt Trump’s event realize that their target is their True Master.

  16. Franklin says:

    Finally, the Donald finds someone with hands smaller than his own.

  17. Moosebreath says:

    “My advisers are not Yes-men. They have never said the word “Yes” in their lives.”

    OT, but this picture of Sarah Palin posing with a dead boar is just too good not to use in the future.

  18. Tony W says:

    @john430: or “Yellow lives matter”

  19. mannning says:

    The fourth minion wears a red tie.

  20. Paul Hooson says:

    “Toupee or not toupee, that is the question…”.

  21. Paul Hooson says:

    “BTW, I’m also The Hair Club president”.

  22. Paul Hooson says:

    Some people just have no discernment what to listen to…

  23. Paul Hooson says:

    Who could have ever guessed that the president of The Hair Club For Men also gets a secret service entourage?

  24. Paul Hooson says:

    Autistic talent search?

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    Obviously, not a Disney feature…

  26. Paul Hooson says:

    “If Ted Cruz tries any harder to get the Jewish vote in NY, that will mean scheduling a circumcision with a Rabbi”. “BTW, I work for tips…”.

  27. Paul Hooson says:

    “When Lincoln grew up he had to split rails. When I grew up, for spending money I had to split stocks…”.

  28. Paul Hooson says:


  29. Paul Hooson says:

    “Oh great! A perfectly good joke thread and then someone let that Jew Paul Hooson in here! Get him out of here!”.

  30. CSK says:

    @Paul Hooson:

    I could make a minion/minyan joke here, but I’ll forbear.

  31. CSK says:

    “And I’d like to introduce my three make-up artists–really good people–who’ve done so much to enhance my really, really good natural skin tone. Not that I needed a lot of help.”