Monday, April 4, 2016
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Minions: Serving Evil Since The Dawn Of Time
“With these guys backing me, how can I lose? I mean, look at their great hair!”
“Zabooda yada isabo banana!”
Trump leads his own Minion Man March.
Trump finally introduces his foreign policy advisers.
“In a Trump administration, these guys will be yuuuge!”
it’s amazing what a hairpiece and a name change did for Gru.
“and now, here to explain my understanding of NATO …”
The Minions hesitated. Sure, Trump seemed evil. But it has hard to tell the difference between Trump being genuinely evil and Trump just being full of it.
Trump introduces those he claimed benefited from going to Trump University.
“Next to the Trump steaks and the Trump wine and the Trump water and the Trump umbrellas and the Trump dildos, we have these Trump minions. I’m telling you, I’ve had minions from all over the world and these guys are just great. Just really great. The things they do are just amazing. You wouldn’t believe it.”
Democrat protesters, sent to disrupt the Donald, are entranced by his hair.
Trump supporters hail his “Minion Lives Matter” speech.
Pictured: the precise moment the minions dispatched by the Sanders campaign to disrupt Trump’s event realize that their target is their True Master.
Finally, the Donald finds someone with hands smaller than his own.
“My advisers are not Yes-men. They have never said the word “Yes” in their lives.”
OT, but this picture of Sarah Palin posing with a dead boar is just too good not to use in the future.
@john430: or “Yellow lives matter”
The fourth minion wears a red tie.
“Toupee or not toupee, that is the question…”.
“BTW, I’m also The Hair Club president”.
Some people just have no discernment what to listen to…
Who could have ever guessed that the president of The Hair Club For Men also gets a secret service entourage?
Autistic talent search?
Obviously, not a Disney feature…
“If Ted Cruz tries any harder to get the Jewish vote in NY, that will mean scheduling a circumcision with a Rabbi”. “BTW, I work for tips…”.
“When Lincoln grew up he had to split rails. When I grew up, for spending money I had to split stocks…”.
SNOW FLAKE & SOME DWARVES…
“Oh great! A perfectly good joke thread and then someone let that Jew Paul Hooson in here! Get him out of here!”.
I could make a minion/minyan joke here, but I’ll forbear.
“And I’d like to introduce my three make-up artists–really good people–who’ve done so much to enhance my really, really good natural skin tone. Not that I needed a lot of help.”
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