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Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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(Photo: Bob Mack/The Florida Times-Union via AP)

Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
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  1. Mu says:

    Trump’s message on upgrading the troops and extending our friendship to Scotland got garbled.




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  2. The punishment for not capturing those droids they were looking for was just a bit humiliating.




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  3. Franklin says:

    After Suicide Squad won an Oscar in the category of “Best Makeup and Hairstyling”, a sudden realization came to Disney producers for the next Star Wars movie.




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  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    It was hard enough understanding them before they put the helmets on, now it’s impossible.




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  5. RockThisTown says:

    “I knew bagpipes. Bagpipes were friends of mine. And that, sir, is no bagpipe.”




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  6. RockThisTown says:

    What you get when you cross Highlanders with Stormtroopers . . . High Troopers.




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  7. Moosebreath says:

    These are definitely not the droids you are looking for.




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  8. RockThisTown says:

    Wow, who knew, George Lucas is transgender.




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  9. teve tory says:

    I find your lack of faith and begorrah disturbing.




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  10. Franklin says:

    @RockThisTown: Ha, it’s good to be back down here. There’s no bloody women’s bathrooms on the Death Star!




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  11. DrDaveT says:

    Highlander IV: The Crossover proved to be an intense disappointment to even the most die-hard fans.




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  12. john430 says:

    Security patrol at the Oscars.

    Transgender issues hit the Empire.

    “You sir are no MacGregor. Take that kilt off and leave!”




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  13. OldSouth says:

    LucasFilm’s Vice-president of Marketing for Scotland was distressed to learn that his bagpipe team was disqualified due to a wardrobe malfunction.




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  14. Eric Florack says:

    Wanna peek under a storm troopers kilt?




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  15. Moctavius says:

    “This is not the haggis you’re looking for.”




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  16. Paul Hooson says:

    It’s a kilt now, but then a sexy girl walked by, and they turned into tents…




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  17. Paul Hooson says:

    Two of them are looking at a beautiful sexy girl. A third one tells them, “Calm down. You’re two tents…”.




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  18. Paul Hooson says:

    Ah, it’s all fun and games until the wind blows those skirts up. Marilyn Monroe it ain’t…




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  19. Paul Hooson says:

    Dialog from the worst ever game show: “Ok, you can have what’s behind door number two, or what’s under the kilt…”.




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  20. Moctavius says:

    In a move no one saw coming, Disney announced today that Catholic School Girl Stormtroopers are now considered canon.




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  21. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey, someone could get kilt in this neighborhood…”.




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  22. Aelio says:

    The empire is investigating who has been leaking their secrets. That girl looks suspect, does she not?




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  23. Paul Hooson says:

    They run into those park hoodlums from THE TERMINATOR movie…

    “Hey what’s wrong with this picture?”.

    “Laundry day? Nothing clean to wear but your sister’s school uniform?”.




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  24. Paul Hooson says:

    A nerd’s schoolgirl sex fantasy?




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  25. Paul Hooson says:

    They all attend OUR LADY OF THE DEATH STAR elementary school…




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  26. Jc says:

    “You have bled with Vader, now bleed with me.”




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  27. PogueMahone says:

    If it’s not Empirical, it’s CRAP!!!




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  28. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey, somebody warn that girl’s parents that the stormtrooper’s name tag says Milo, and he’s not wearing anything under that skirt…”.




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  29. Paul Hooson says:

    Skirting the issues?




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  30. Paul Hooson says:

    “I thought men are supposed to chase skirts, not wear them?”.




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  31. Paul Hooson says:

    The official uniform of The Boy Scotts…




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  32. Paul Hooson says:

    Not to be outdone, STAR TREK will do lederhosen…




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  33. Paul Hooson says:

    …and not to be outdone, Paul Hooson will do lederhooson…




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  34. Paul Hooson says:

    “Boy oh boy, did Mr. Washee Washee screw up at the laundry. There’s some girls down at St. Murray’s running around in robot pants now too”.




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  35. Paul Hooson says:

    “Man, this is bad. Real bad. But, if the bagpipes show up, I’m out…”.




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  36. Paul Hooson says:

    “Plaid skirts and bagpipes. You know some White guy came up with this stuff…”.




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  37. Paul Hooson says:

    “If you were out in the woods, and you saw plaid skirts, bagpipes, golf clubs and hockey sticks laying around, you might guess that a flock of White guys is near…”.




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  38. Paul Hooson says:

    Two clues they’re not Jewish. No small hats and they’re working on Saturday…




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  39. Paul Hooson says:

    Who knew there was a transsexual nerd STAR WARS club?




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  40. pennywit says:

    Although they were in charge of defending furniture from stains, the Empire’s elite Scotch Guard carried only the highest quality armaments.




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  41. al-Alameda says:

    Ivanka previews her new ‘Bannon Collection’ for Nordstrom




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  42. Franklin says:

    Girl: “Isn’t this one a little short for a stormtrooper?”




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  43. Paul Hooson says:

    Oh great, the British male fantasy of dressing their girlfriend up like a schoolgirl and giving them a spanking before sex has been ruined forever….Some things cannot be unseen!




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  44. flat earth luddite says:

    No, no, no, Lord Vader. She IS the droid you were looking for! Honest!




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  45. Flat earth luddite says:

    Star Wars episode ix…. the return of the Scotsman




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  46. Flat earth luddite says:

    Star Wars X … The Revenge of Robert the Bruce




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  47. Paul Hooson says:

    “Because of the potato famine, we don’t have very good plaid coat linings to wear upon our loins, but we’re a proud people!”.




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  48. Paul Hooson says:

    “Mom! Give me some privacy! I’m just looking at something on the Internet! …Stormtroopers in skirts…”.




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  49. Paul Hooson says:

    STORMTROOPERS IN SKIRTS? Was that on old Parliament Magazines porn title?




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  50. john430 says:

    Little girl: “Follow me troopers. The rest rooms are this way and are clearly labeled Men, Women and Undecided/Other.”




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  51. Gobsmacked says:

    Damn our weak minds. Obi-wan got us again.




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  52. Paul Hooson says:

    The one on the close left is named Moishe Talmud….Naturally, he’s Lutheran…




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