OTB Caption Contest

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Mu says:

    Trump’s message on upgrading the troops and extending our friendship to Scotland got garbled.

  2. The punishment for not capturing those droids they were looking for was just a bit humiliating.

  3. Franklin says:

    After Suicide Squad won an Oscar in the category of “Best Makeup and Hairstyling”, a sudden realization came to Disney producers for the next Star Wars movie.

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    It was hard enough understanding them before they put the helmets on, now it’s impossible.

  5. RockThisTown says:

    “I knew bagpipes. Bagpipes were friends of mine. And that, sir, is no bagpipe.”

  6. RockThisTown says:

    What you get when you cross Highlanders with Stormtroopers . . . High Troopers.

  7. Moosebreath says:

    These are definitely not the droids you are looking for.

  8. RockThisTown says:

    Wow, who knew, George Lucas is transgender.

  9. teve tory says:

    I find your lack of faith and begorrah disturbing.

  10. Franklin says:

    @RockThisTown: Ha, it’s good to be back down here. There’s no bloody women’s bathrooms on the Death Star!

  11. DrDaveT says:

    Highlander IV: The Crossover proved to be an intense disappointment to even the most die-hard fans.

  12. john430 says:

    Security patrol at the Oscars.

    Transgender issues hit the Empire.

    “You sir are no MacGregor. Take that kilt off and leave!”

  13. OldSouth says:

    LucasFilm’s Vice-president of Marketing for Scotland was distressed to learn that his bagpipe team was disqualified due to a wardrobe malfunction.

  14. Eric Florack says:

    Wanna peek under a storm troopers kilt?

  15. Moctavius says:

    “This is not the haggis you’re looking for.”

  16. Paul Hooson says:

    It’s a kilt now, but then a sexy girl walked by, and they turned into tents…

  17. Paul Hooson says:

    Two of them are looking at a beautiful sexy girl. A third one tells them, “Calm down. You’re two tents…”.

  18. Paul Hooson says:

    Ah, it’s all fun and games until the wind blows those skirts up. Marilyn Monroe it ain’t…

  19. Paul Hooson says:

    Dialog from the worst ever game show: “Ok, you can have what’s behind door number two, or what’s under the kilt…”.

  20. Moctavius says:

    In a move no one saw coming, Disney announced today that Catholic School Girl Stormtroopers are now considered canon.

  21. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey, someone could get kilt in this neighborhood…”.

  22. Aelio says:

    The empire is investigating who has been leaking their secrets. That girl looks suspect, does she not?

  23. Paul Hooson says:

    They run into those park hoodlums from THE TERMINATOR movie…

    “Hey what’s wrong with this picture?”.

    “Laundry day? Nothing clean to wear but your sister’s school uniform?”.

  24. Paul Hooson says:

    A nerd’s schoolgirl sex fantasy?

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    They all attend OUR LADY OF THE DEATH STAR elementary school…

  26. Jc says:

    “You have bled with Vader, now bleed with me.”

  27. PogueMahone says:

    If it’s not Empirical, it’s CRAP!!!

  28. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey, somebody warn that girl’s parents that the stormtrooper’s name tag says Milo, and he’s not wearing anything under that skirt…”.

  29. Paul Hooson says:

    Skirting the issues?

  30. Paul Hooson says:

    “I thought men are supposed to chase skirts, not wear them?”.

  31. Paul Hooson says:

    The official uniform of The Boy Scotts…

  32. Paul Hooson says:

    Not to be outdone, STAR TREK will do lederhosen…

  33. Paul Hooson says:

    …and not to be outdone, Paul Hooson will do lederhooson…

  34. Paul Hooson says:

    “Boy oh boy, did Mr. Washee Washee screw up at the laundry. There’s some girls down at St. Murray’s running around in robot pants now too”.

  35. Paul Hooson says:

    “Man, this is bad. Real bad. But, if the bagpipes show up, I’m out…”.

  36. Paul Hooson says:

    “Plaid skirts and bagpipes. You know some White guy came up with this stuff…”.

  37. Paul Hooson says:

    “If you were out in the woods, and you saw plaid skirts, bagpipes, golf clubs and hockey sticks laying around, you might guess that a flock of White guys is near…”.

  38. Paul Hooson says:

    Two clues they’re not Jewish. No small hats and they’re working on Saturday…

  39. Paul Hooson says:

    Who knew there was a transsexual nerd STAR WARS club?

  40. pennywit says:

    Although they were in charge of defending furniture from stains, the Empire’s elite Scotch Guard carried only the highest quality armaments.

  41. al-Alameda says:

    Ivanka previews her new ‘Bannon Collection’ for Nordstrom

  42. Franklin says:

    Girl: “Isn’t this one a little short for a stormtrooper?”

  43. Paul Hooson says:

    Oh great, the British male fantasy of dressing their girlfriend up like a schoolgirl and giving them a spanking before sex has been ruined forever….Some things cannot be unseen!

  44. flat earth luddite says:

    No, no, no, Lord Vader. She IS the droid you were looking for! Honest!

  45. Flat earth luddite says:

    Star Wars episode ix…. the return of the Scotsman

  46. Flat earth luddite says:

    Star Wars X … The Revenge of Robert the Bruce

  47. Paul Hooson says:

    “Because of the potato famine, we don’t have very good plaid coat linings to wear upon our loins, but we’re a proud people!”.

  48. Paul Hooson says:

    “Mom! Give me some privacy! I’m just looking at something on the Internet! …Stormtroopers in skirts…”.

  49. Paul Hooson says:

    STORMTROOPERS IN SKIRTS? Was that on old Parliament Magazines porn title?

  50. john430 says:

    Little girl: “Follow me troopers. The rest rooms are this way and are clearly labeled Men, Women and Undecided/Other.”

  51. Gobsmacked says:

    Damn our weak minds. Obi-wan got us again.

  52. Paul Hooson says:

    The one on the close left is named Moishe Talmud….Naturally, he’s Lutheran…