OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

(AP Photo/The Arizona Republic, Nick Oza)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. John Burgess says:

    TSA finally got around to checking out Santa’s sleigh…

  2. Rick Almeida says:

    Jesus is the Reason for the Season.

  3. Michael Hamm says:

    Since Al Queda doesn’t believe in Christmas, they will get coal instead.

  4. Hey Norm says:

    Guns don’t take Santa hostage…people take Santa hostage.

  5. Hey Norm says:

    Bill O’Reilly wants a War on Christmas…we’ll give him War on Christmas.

  6. Maggie Mama says:

    Santa knows if mama ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.

  7. JKB says:

    NO, Grandma, the reindeer didn’t mean to run you over.

  8. Maggie Mama says:

    When Mrs. Claus said show me that “bad boy”, she wasn’t referring to the naughty child.

  9. Maggie Mama says:

    Santa: “There’ll be no ‘occupying’ the North Pole if me, mama, and the elves have anything to say about it.”

  10. Maggie Mama says:

    We just ran out of clay pigeons but, no worry, Rudolph volunteered for our skeet shoot.

  11. Michael Bay to direct Miracle on 34th Street remake

  12. KRM says:

    Santa couldn’t remember much of what happened after his third helping of Mrs. Johnson’s Christmas cookies. He just wanted more.

  13. MstrB says:

    Wow, Ted Nugent has really toned down his Christmas Party

  14. Eric Florack says:

    That kid is going back to Cuba!!!

  15. John425 says:

    Santa thought bubble: “She really wanted a surface-to-air-missile but she’ll just have to be happy with a machine gun.”

  16. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The Zeta’s X-mas party was awash with toys for all.

  17. KRM says:

    “… and so, children, this year Mrs. Claus and I have decided it’s time to trim the “naughty list.”

  18. de stijl says:

    He sees when you are sleeping
    He knows when you’re awake
    He knows if you’ve been bad or good
    So he’ll shoot you in the face

  19. There’s a war on Christmas, and Christmas is fighting back.

  20. Rick Perry defends Christmas against gays in the military schools not being able to pray. Or something like that.

  21. Mrs. Claus makes it clear to Santa what lipstick on his collar will mean this year.

  22. G.A.Phillips says:

    Rick wins…

  23. John425 says:

    Santa says: “You don’t leave any cookies, we’ll cap your ass.”

  24. jd says:


  25. Bad Santa responds to the “Occupy North Pole” movement.

  26. Bad Santa vows to fight climate change down to the last Elf.

  27. “Climate change? What climate change? We don’t need no stinkin’ climate change!”

  28. Santa readies to contest the bank’s foreclosure eviction notice of his property.

  29. Eric says:

    Don’t think you’re are, know you are.

  30. Santa readies to contest the bank’s foreclosure eviction notice on the North Pole.

  31. Santa braces for a predator drone strike by arming himself to the teeth, while humming the Battle Hymn of the [First] Republic.

  32. KRM says:

    A couple of egg nogs later and Santa couldn’t care less about whose eye got put out.

  33. John425 says:

    Santa prepares to go into Mexican cartel border towns.

  34. Santa vows to fight global warming down to the last E.L.F.

  35. In his struggle to win the war against global warming, Santa takes on E.L.F.

  36. The Palin Family poses for their annual Christmas Card.

  37. Santa prepares for Rick Perry’s version of Silent Night, Holy Night.

  38. Looks like the opening scene from Michael Moore’s latest movie on guns in America and the NRA.

  39. Radicalized by drowning polar bears, starving penguins and melting snowcaps (at both ends of the poles), Santa becomes an E.L.F.

  40. Photo taken just moments before the ATF raid.

  41. KRM says:

    “Ho ho ho, Mr. Holder! Twenty-five hundred assault rifles? You serious?”