Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, December 12, 2011
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
TSA finally got around to checking out Santa’s sleigh…
Jesus is the Reason for the Season.
Since Al Queda doesn’t believe in Christmas, they will get coal instead.
Guns don’t take Santa hostage…people take Santa hostage.
Bill O’Reilly wants a War on Christmas…we’ll give him War on Christmas.
Santa knows if mama ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.
NO, Grandma, the reindeer didn’t mean to run you over.
When Mrs. Claus said show me that “bad boy”, she wasn’t referring to the naughty child.
Santa: “There’ll be no ‘occupying’ the North Pole if me, mama, and the elves have anything to say about it.”
We just ran out of clay pigeons but, no worry, Rudolph volunteered for our skeet shoot.
Michael Bay to direct Miracle on 34th Street remake
Santa couldn’t remember much of what happened after his third helping of Mrs. Johnson’s Christmas cookies. He just wanted more.
Wow, Ted Nugent has really toned down his Christmas Party
That kid is going back to Cuba!!!
Santa thought bubble: “She really wanted a surface-to-air-missile but she’ll just have to be happy with a machine gun.”
The Zeta’s X-mas party was awash with toys for all.
“… and so, children, this year Mrs. Claus and I have decided it’s time to trim the “naughty list.”
He sees when you are sleeping
He knows when you’re awake
He knows if you’ve been bad or good
So he’ll shoot you in the face
There’s a war on Christmas, and Christmas is fighting back.
Rick Perry defends Christmas against gays in the military schools not being able to pray. Or something like that.
Mrs. Claus makes it clear to Santa what lipstick on his collar will mean this year.
Santa says: “You don’t leave any cookies, we’ll cap your ass.”
Bad Santa responds to the “Occupy North Pole” movement.
Bad Santa vows to fight climate change down to the last Elf.
“Climate change? What climate change? We don’t need no stinkin’ climate change!”
Santa readies to contest the bank’s foreclosure eviction notice of his property.
Don’t think you’re are, know you are.
Santa readies to contest the bank’s foreclosure eviction notice on the North Pole.
Santa braces for a predator drone strike by arming himself to the teeth, while humming the Battle Hymn of the [First] Republic.
A couple of egg nogs later and Santa couldn’t care less about whose eye got put out.
Santa prepares to go into Mexican cartel border towns.
Santa vows to fight global warming down to the last E.L.F.
In his struggle to win the war against global warming, Santa takes on E.L.F.
The Palin Family poses for their annual Christmas Card.
Santa prepares for Rick Perry’s version of Silent Night, Holy Night.
Looks like the opening scene from Michael Moore’s latest movie on guns in America and the NRA.
Radicalized by drowning polar bears, starving penguins and melting snowcaps (at both ends of the poles), Santa becomes an E.L.F.
Photo taken just moments before the ATF raid.
“Ho ho ho, Mr. Holder! Twenty-five hundred assault rifles? You serious?”
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