OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Your Tail's Dragon Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Your Tail’s Dragon Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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First: Robert W. Armijo“I don’t know about the rest of you guys, but my Wang just dropped off.”

Second: Gollum – Chin Lu’s dragon had shrunk drastically in the cold.

Third: anjin-san – After the disastrous 2012 GOP primaries, it was time to roll out Tea Party 2.0…


jd – After the Chinese bought Macy’s, the Thanksgiving Day Parade was never the same.

john personna – Somehow the Huntsman campaign failed to gain traction with primary voters.

JKB – Climate scientists take their model for a spin to verify rising seas.

Maggie Mama – Is that Lady GaGa in the orange socks?

LorgSkyegon- Tea Party activists attempt to demonstrate how Obama is a dragon our economy

Drew – Chang. Did we miss the black shorts memo?


Red bull gives you wings, but Red dragons gives you really cool hallucinations.

If your not the lead dragon stick, the view never changes.

It’s hard to compete with the NY subway no pants day.

The Rules to ‘Duck Duck Dragon’ were considerably more complex than ‘Duck Duck Goose’

The Thursday Contest is already balls to the wall.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Gollum says:

    Thanks for the silver, Rod!