Quote of the Day – Abstinence Education Works Edition
Dodd Harris
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Friday, August 28, 2009
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“I don’t think anyone on this team knows what ‘schism’ is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it and I was like ‘whoa, we preach abstinence in these parts.'” — Minnesota Vikings DE Jared Allen
About Dodd Harris
Dodd, who used to run a blog named
ipse dixit, is an attorney, a veteran of the United States Navy, and a fairly good poker player. He contributed over 650 pieces to OTB between May 2007 and September 2013. Follow him on Twitter
@Amuk3.
I think it’s safe to say that Jared Allen isn’t a big Anthrax fan.
Or even Tool.