The Obama camp seems to be heading in all directions after McCain named Palin his VP running mate

Why does the left cling to its flat out weirdness?

The secret to survive the burning man festivities? Asbestos

Come on, this worked for ET.

Oh sure. Come to Burning man. See all the naked chicks. Right.

The weird part is that neither bike has a seat.

Maybe if I wear sunglasses I won't stand out to much.

See what happens when you worship the almighty dollar?

Man, I just had the weirdest dream. A silver dude was riding a bike past this giant dollar sign, a black man was the odds on favorite to win the presidency and the republicans were excited about a woman for vice-president.

Like any other hollywood star, the silver surfer just put on some sunglasses and blended in with the crowd.

I may as well start being totally weird so I blend in

I have to admit - there are two Americas.

Every crowd has its silver lining

Rodeos are getting more metrosexual all the time.

Where does he keep his blackberry?

My bike's bigger than your bike.

Democrat political convention 2020

We doan need no stinkin offshore oil drilling!

I was against the surge, before I was for it.

Remember to properly inflate your tires, in order to save energy.

Where do I stand? That's a stupid question.

Obama and Biden show they are down with the poor, huddled petroleum challenged masses.

Dennis Kucinich and Cindy Sheehan, accept their party's nomination, at this week's convention in Private Idaho.

Round and round the Dem's go. Where the finger of smear stops, nobody knows.

Floyd Landis begins his comeback.

Many really weren't quite prepared .... for the changes that President Obama brought.

Move along ... nothing to see here.

President Obama's "Alternative Energy" Competition has come down to the two finalist: The University of Chicago and the University of Delaware.

Now that is passing the buck($)

* A previously unknown out-take from "The Incredibles"

* I kicked HIS big white S....

* Alas, they didn't understand what they were competeing for was which one of them would be set on fire, that night.

Dude...where's my car?!
Dude, where the h*ll are WE?!

I am so sad that I missed Burning Man this year! Maby next year...

Split Photo: On the left-California Beach Fashion. On the right-This year's hottest Beach-Burqa straight from Iran's "Riviera".

Scene from straight-to-video flic: "Duct Tape Beach Babes Gone Wild"

Eliot -that's a grand slam caption!

The Future Says Farewell To The Past

Brokebuck beach?

No, dude, it's the Silver SURFER, not the Silver Cyclist - No matter what Trek is paying you.

To DL Eliot -that's a grand slam caption!

Thank you very much - Elliot

Times Square's Naked Cowboy and Ultraman meet on vacation, do shows for money.

We have a new candidate to replace Yucca Mountain as the national repository for nuclear waste.

Not content to stop anywhere, the buck went to the beach.

The dual bicyclists patiently await a call back for Men in Black III.

I just know the Harry Truman memorial is here somewhere.

Spaceman - "Hey, was that Kid Rock?"
Kid Rock - "Hey, was that a spaceman?"

Allegory: "The oceans will rise and the planet will begin to heal!"

Pssst .... did you hear Bristol is pregnant? Pass it on.

Which way did he go Georgie?

And now, the end is near;
And so I face the final curtain.
My friend, I'll say it clear,
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain.

I've lived a life that's full.
I've traveled each and ev'ry highway;
But more, much more than this,
I did it my way.

Markos Moulitsas and Andrew Sullivan, anchor MSNBC's election night coverage. Live from the barren wastelands (of their minds).

I'll take the Duality of Man, for two hundred please Alex.

Ready to show Ahmadinejad that he means business, President Obama unleashes a can of silver paint.