Caption Contest Winners

The Wet Your Whistleblower Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AP Photo/Diether Endlicher)

The Winners:

First: Steven L – “God, I hate serving Kennedy — I have to be a waitress AND lifeguard.”

Second: yetanotherjohn – That’s not a whistle its a straw.

Third: Gollum – Most girls just yell; Karin comes with a whistle.

Honorable Mention:

Hodink – Captain Von Trapp gets Maria to use her whistle properly. Family Von Trapp wins Oktoberfest Karaoke Contest singing 99 Bottles Of Beer.

Kenny – Suddenly, she was the most beautiful woman in the room.

DaveD – She blows and gives good head.

Mercutio – You’ll never guess where I keep the tuba.

Kent – “Here, let me wet your whistle.”

DaveD – I was wondering how Rodney gets through judging these contests week after week after……

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

Fuller heads than the DNC

“No half full beers. Man law? MAN LAW!”

In Soviet Russia, the beer whistles for you.

The Thursday Contest is already tilting to the left.

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