OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

(AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Catherine says:

    “You know skyscrapers are EVIL, don’t you dear?”

  2. Vast Variety says:

    “Wow everyone… even she can name three government agencies without stumbling!”

  3. Vast Variety says:

    Girl: Mommy!!!!

  4. Neil Hudelson says:

    Ten percent of your legos are now mine!!!

  5. JKB says:

    “Wait, you built this without government money?”

  6. Obama discovers a shovel ready project.

  7. Michael Hamm says:

    Invasion of the Body Snatchers – The Democrat version.

  8. MstrB says:

    oops, I pooped

  9. Michael Hamm says:

    Look into my eyes. You are getting sleepy. When you wake up you will be another brainwashed Obamazombie.

  10. Michael Hamm says:

    Wow! You are in a unionized Government school and you can actually read.

  11. Somebody better find the teleprompter. Now!

  12. You better put your lunch money on the table here right now. Do I look like I’m kidding?

  13. #Occupy Daycare!

  14. Moderate Mom says:

    “You built this without getting the required government permits? Tear this sucker down now!”

  15. Charlie says:

    I think this already wins ;


  16. John Burgess says:

    “Wow! That’s really great! May I now see your construction permit, code certifications, and fair labor certificate?”

  17. anjin-san says:

    “You got hired to do debate prep for Perry? He really does know how to create jobs after all…”

  18. physics geek says:

    “And then the tax fairy came and too ALL the blocks away, just to make it fair.”

    “I can’t believe that they aren’t candy, either!”

    And so begins the first debate of the general presidential election season.

  19. John425 says:

    Obama: “…and just think; for building this you’ll get paid the “prevailing wage” under the Davis-Bacon Act!”

  20. Gollum says:

    All your block are belong to me.

  21. Gollum says:

    You ever hear of posse comitatus? I said give me the block, NOW.

  22. G.A.Phillips says:

    I mixed my legos with Mr. potato head and the shit blew up!!!!

  23. “So you built this in South Carolina with non-union labor? Tear it down!”

  24. Jeremy says:

    Hey, Kid, want some stimulus?

  25. Jeremy says:

    Obama practices his Cain impression.

  26. simon h gedney says:

    “Did you pay union wages when you built that?”

  27. simon h gedney says:

    “I see you’ve been listening in sex ed class.”

  28. John425 says:

    Obama: “Hey, little girl. Want some jellybeans? Get in the car with me!”

    Obama: “Whaddya mean it’s NOT a government building?”

    Obama: :You mean I can haz Legos?”

  29. jd says:

    “And after we do Wall Street, we’ll put some little protesters down here, OK?”

  30. You don’t know I killed Bin Laden?

  31. Paul says:

    “You want it? The property taxes are killing me.”

  32. KRM says:

    The President reacts to finding kindergartner Amy Choo’s Lego sculpture occupying his seat.