Buffy the Porn Star

Sarah Michelle Gellar to Play Porn Star (UK Sun)

Sexy Buffy The Vampire Slayer actress Sarah Michelle Gellar is to play a porn star. She is hoping to ditch her good girl image in a new movie that looks at the seedy world of X-rated movies.

Sarah will play busty blonde Krysta Now in the saucy project, Southland Tales.

Disappointingly, given the cast this looks like it will be a completely mainstream film, so we probably won’t see Buffy nekkid:

The movie will also star The Rock, Seann William Scott, Jon Lovitz, Justin Timberlake, Kevin Smith and Mandy Moore.

Jon Lovitz? Eww. Well, I guess someone has to play Ron Jeremy.

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Comments

  1. Mark says:

    The Rock. If ever there was a good name for a porn star…




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  2. Anderson says:

    Sigh. Still have a crush on the Gellar of “Cruel Intentions” or whatever that “Dangerous Liaisons” knockoff was.




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  3. Jim Henley says:

    Doubtful that it could be as genuinely great a movie as Boogie Nights. Hollywood’s standard MO is to lard an anti-porn moral of a plot with lots and lots of register-ringing softcore titillation. Pure hypocrisy. If we get more than that in the new movie, it will be a miracle.




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  4. DL says:

    From beating up the underworld to working for the underworld!




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  5. DL says:

    Jim

    I have a difficult time reconciling two words in your post. Porn and miracle!




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  6. Dodd says:

    Sarah will play busty blonde Krysta Now in the saucy project

    That will be a neat trick, considering she’s not exactly overendowed in that area.




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  7. DL says:

    Buffy in the Buff?




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